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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · perkotaan
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Don’t watch too many unrealistic dramas

Penerjemah: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Song Shuhang asked, "Aren't you going to learn sword techniques?"

Lady Onion asked back, "Why would I learn sword techniques?" 

Song Shuhang sighed, and said, "Think about it, how handsome would you look if you learned sword techniques?" As he did not have the talent to learn sword techniques, he especially hoped that the people around him could learn some cool sword techniques.

Lady Onion rolled her eyes, and said, "I have to stay by your side until I get my freedom. By being next to you—someone who only has experience in learning saber techniques, and whose sword talent is zero—you actually want me to learn sword techniques? Other than that, you have 'Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seeds', but don't have 'Sword Intent Condensing Lotus Seeds'. If you were me, would you choose saber techniques or sword techniques?"

Song Shuhang confidently said, "Sword techniques."