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Cosmic Janitor

A man on a hospital bed was offered a job by a god. Said god introduced himself as a "god of amusement and entertainment." The man unhesitatingly accepted; what was the reason? He was bored. Having lived his life to the literal fullest—parachuting, skydiving, racing, boxing, and other adrenaline-pumping activities—left him exactly in his condition—a crippled, sick, BUT bored man in his middle thirties.  Join him in his wild adventures as he battles devils, zombies, and all sorts of crazy stuff you can dream up while lying in bed. Updates: It depends on my workload. Also, on my cat's mood. Suggestions: I've got some "worlds" planned, but feel free to suggest a game or anime world that needs some serious "cleaning." Disclaimer: The characters mentioned are not mine, except the OCs. Especially the Book Cover.

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Side Chapter - II

A Day in the Life of Jade the Earth Golem

Jade begins the day with the first rays of sunlight peeking through the canopy of the forest. The warmth of the sun stirs the moss and tiny plants growing on its body, gently waking it from its slumber. Jade slowly stretches its limbs, causing a soft rustling sound as the small rocks and earth that form its body shift and settle.

Jade spends the early morning hours tending to its surroundings, starting by checking on the health of the plants and trees in its vicinity, using its abilities to encourage growth and mend any damage. Its presence helps maintain the balance of nature, ensuring the forest thrives.

As the sun climbs higher, Jade moves through the forest, its short but powerful limbs carrying it steadily over rocks and roots. It inspects the area, looking for signs of imbalance or disturbance. If it finds a fallen tree or a disrupted patch of earth, it uses its abilities to set things right, ensuring the forest remains in harmony.

Jade is a familiar figure to the creatures of the forest. Squirrels, birds, and other small animals often approach without fear. Jade communicates with them in its own way, using gentle vibrations and movements, sometimes guiding lost animals back to their nests or helping creatures find food.

In the heat of the afternoon, Jade finds a cool, shaded spot beneath a large tree to rest. It sits quietly, blending into the natural surroundings, becoming almost indistinguishable from the rocks and earth. During this time, Jade reflects on the ancient memories stored within its stones, contemplating the cycles of nature and the passage of time.

Jade's connection with the forest deepens as it spends time meditating and harmonizing with the natural energies around it. The moss on its body grows thicker, and tiny flowers sometimes bloom, reflecting the peaceful and nurturing environment it helps create.

As the sun begins to set, Jade resumes its patrol of the forest, moving methodically to ensure no part of its territory is neglected. The cooling air brings new scents and sounds, and Jade remains vigilant, ready to protect its home from any threats.

As night falls, Jade returns to its resting place, a secluded spot where the earth is soft and the canopy thick. It settles down, allowing the moss and plants on its body to blend seamlessly with the surroundings. Jade's presence provides a sense of security to the forest, as creatures know they are protected by their silent guardian.

Throughout the night, Jade remains in a state of restful awareness, listening to the sounds of the forest and attuned to any signs of danger. If needed, Jade can rouse itself quickly to defend its home. Otherwise, it remains still, a steadfast protector blending into the natural landscape.

In its quiet moments, Jade experiences dreams of the earth, sensing the slow and steady heartbeat of the land. It feels the ancient connections between the stones, soil, and roots, and dreams of the deep places where the earth's secrets are hidden.

Jade's day is a continuous cycle of nurturing, protecting, and harmonizing with the forest. Its existence is one of quiet purpose, deeply connected to the natural world. Jade's presence ensures the health and balance of its surroundings, embodying the enduring and unyielding spirit of the earth. Before being summoned, Jade's life is a testament to the harmony that can exist between a guardian and its environment, a life of silent strength and gentle stewardship.

Alright, here’s a funny story for you all!

So, I’ve been super busy lately—thesis, internship, the works. One day, after a particularly grueling session of data collection, I came home ready to collapse. But of course, Tom, my cat, had other plans. He was in full mischief mode.

As soon as I walked in, I noticed my thesis notes scattered all over the floor. Tom had apparently decided they made for excellent playthings. Sighing, I bent down to start picking them up, only for Tom to leap out of nowhere and bat at the papers in my hand. He looked up at me with those big, innocent eyes as if to say, “Hey, I’m helping!”

Later that evening, I settled down with my laptop to do some work. Tom, seeing the glowing screen, immediately jumped onto the keyboard. In a flash, he managed to send an incomplete email to my thesis advisor. The email simply read: “nrrrrrttyyy,” which I can only assume was Tom’s way of contributing to my research.

To top it all off, just as I was getting ready for bed, I realized I hadn’t fed Tom his evening treat. As if on cue, he began meowing loudly, following me around the apartment, and even managing to knock over a cup of water in his quest for attention. I finally gave in, gave him his treat, and watched as he happily munched away.

So, here I am, balancing academic chaos, work responsibilities, and the antics of a very energetic cat. It’s hectic, it’s unpredictable, and sometimes it’s downright hilarious. And honestly, I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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