Getting Ready for a Funeral
Kuragami, Sasaki and Homura are in a room trying out different suits they bought for the funeral tomorrow.
"Kuragami, your seriously wearing a scarf with your suit?"
"Yeah. No one else will be wearing a scarf. I'll stand out."
"And that's a good thing?"
Both Kuragami and Homura look at Sasaki.
"It's not our fault your antisocial!"
"Yeah! Wouldn't want to embarrass King Sasaki!"
They both laugh.
"Seriously though! Why would you want to stand out in a funeral. I mean I've never been to one so I don't know. But, have you guys ever been?"
Homura quickly stops laughing. Kuragami looks at him worried.
"Did I say something wrong?"
"We have been to a funeral. Years ago, when Homura's brother died."
"Homura had a brother?"
"Yeah. They were twins. We don't know how he died. His body hasn't been found."
"Oh. Sorry for your loss. It's fine. Anyways, Kuragami. Do you know what your going to say for the funeral?"
"Nope. My plan is to just freestyle it. So then I say what I actually feel since it's the first things that are coming to my head."
"That's smart. You have a whole lotta money from capturing Jericho too."
"I would've been a millionaire if they didn't take all my money! I would've been living in Danketsu City!"
"I mean, you kind of are."
"Yeah, for now."
Someone knocks on the door.
"Are you guys finished."
"Yeah Sky! In a minute!"
"Ok. Because remember, we have to go get Cherry and Hoshiko their dresses for the wedding."
The three of them start mumbling.
"Why do we have to help them with that shit?"
"Why are they even here?"
"Who even invited them to my dads funeral?"
"WE CAN HEAR YOU GUYS YOU KNOW!"
"IT MIGHT BE YOUR DADS FUNERAL KURA BUT I'LL STILL PUNCH YOU TO THE STARS!"
"Eek. They heard us."
They all go to the biggest mall in the world, Danketsu Mall.
They're all excited to be in the mall.
Hoshiko and Cherry have decided to buy a dress at the most luxurious dress shop in Danketsu Mall.
"Well wait for you guys outside the shop. There's a bunch of girls stuff in there. It's kinda embarrassing to be there."
"Okay. See ya."
Hoshiko and Cherry hastily walk in.
They have been looking for a while, until they see the most beautiful dress in the store. The price tag is off it so they get one for both of them in different colours. They then walk to the till to purchase the dress.
"Hey, how much are these dresses."
The cashier is shocked that they picked these dresses.
"Ladies, they're the most expensive dresses in the shop."
Both their mouths drop. They can't believe they picked the most expensive dresses in the shop.
"Cherry, we can't pay for this. We have to get different ones."
Cherry sighs.
"Let's go."
"Wait!"
They both turn around. There stands a beautiful pink haired girl standing behind them. She has a butler next to him who's holding a pink version of the dress that Cherry and Hoshiko picked.
The girl smiles.
"I'll pay for three dresses please."
"No way."
"She's an angel."
She walks up to the till and pays for all three dresses.
"What the hell. Thank you so much! Is your family rich or something?"
"Yeah something like that. What the dresses for? A funeral or something?"
"Yeah. A funeral. Wait, how did you know?"
"Lucky guess. Anyways, see you guys!"
"Bye Ms Angel!"
She chuckles and exits through another way.
"We gotta tell the boys what just happened!"
They both run out the shop. The boys see them.
"Nice choice of dress you two!"
"You guys won't believe this! These dresses are the most expensive in the shop!"
"Really? Surely you couldn't afford them then!"
"Yeah, that's the thing! Me and Cherry were about to pay, and the cashier was moving weird because they were so expensive."
"So some pretty girl with pink hair and a butler just came out of nowhere and paid for us."
"Talk about luck!"
Kuragami talks to himself.
"Girl with pink hair and a butler?"
They all go back to a hotel and try out their dresses.
A few hours later, Kuragami gets a call. The person said that the whole of Danketsu will be booked for the funeral tomorrow.