Ch.1

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(AN)

So recently I have been Rewatching adventure time, it gave me inspiration to make this. I will post chapters when I feel like it. Maybe that's will be lots maybe that will be two every month. But I am writing this for my own muse. Don't like it? Well.. Ouch my pride.

Anyway Don't expect everything to be like Ice king Mc isn't going to be a crazy loony bin but he will have Ice abilities and shit..

Enjoy.

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I heard from my coworker that the definition of insanity is when you do something over and over again expecting something to change or be different.. That is my life in a nutshell. Or it was my life in a nutshell.-

I tried to be someone special, but my adoptive parents discouraged me from that.. I wanted to be a soldier or someone who helps people but I ended up as a office worker at a dead end job..-

Everyday I wake up, or force myself to wake, and just go to a job were I would rather watch paint dry then sit another day at the stupid fucking desk. Pathetic isn't it? I cry like a petulant child but do nothing to fix my problems.-

It's like my everyday life is like a rat chewing at a cage to get out but the cage has an opening at the side, however the rat decides to ignore that and continue chewing at that cage. I have grown numb to it..-

I wasted my 20s on trying to get good grades in university and flunking out because of the pressure, But ended up without a stable job to lean on too. So I took the opportunity a shady company was offering me.-

That ended up being my downfall. They made me do all-nighters and work without pay because of the under staffed nights. It was mentally and physically exhausting..-

One night I was walking home with a beer in hand, since I just left a bar with two of my coworkers I was slightly buzzed. However I kept my walk straight to my apartment. As I was walking to my house I heard a muffled scream from an alley.-

I turned to it in confusion, was someone getting robbed or something? It sounded like a lady. I peered into the darkness and saw a man pinning a brown haired woman to the ground, while putting his hand over her face to make her quiet. My eyes widened, I slightly stumbled in shock. He was trying to unbuckle his pants.. Shit he is going to rape her. My eyes narrow on a knife he had to her neck to make her not try anything. Shit, Shit, Shit! I can't just stand here and watch a innocent lady get violated! Nor can I just walk away.-

My slight Buzz goes away and is replaced with cold resolve. I slowly walked to the right side of the alley were the guy was turned away from and slowly moved behind him.-

The woman's eyes shot to me in pleading panic, The guy seemed to notice this and began to turn to me, I however already had my beer bottle swung to his head. He moved back slightly making it hit his jaw instead of his temple as I had aimed for. He jumped back clutching his jaw in pain.-

He angry glared at me getting up. The beer bottle in my hand had shattered on impact with his jaw when I previously hit him. He had glass shards littered all over his ugly mug.-

I started to panic, The guys eyes were dilated and bloodshot. He was most likely on some kind of drug. This could work for me or against me.-

I turned to the frightened and crying woman, "Run!" I shouted making her nodded and shakingly get up from her sitting position. The druggie noticed this and moved to get her however I ran into him and tackled them in my adrenaline haze.-

He tried to get me of him but I remained strong and continued to push him into the cold ground.-

I looked over to see if the woman had left when I suddenly felt something plunge into my chest. I looked down to see the man sporting a manic grin with his hand with the knife stuck into my lung..

I looked to the broken bottle in my hand and on instinct I stabbed it into his neck, he stared up at be in shock and I fell back onto my back and I coughed in amusement as I heard him choke on his own blood.-

I feel my own lungs lose air and one of them to fill up with blood, "I guess I am taking you out with me huh?" I said coughing blood. I glanced over to ses him holding his neck choking and glaring at me with hate.-

"Good.. This is.. Probably the.. best.. thing. I have.. done in my life…" I said slowly in between coughs. I slowly felt my consciousness slip and my life draining from me.-

The adrenaline was helping with the pain.. good a painless death is ideal..-

And just like that, me an average day to day nobody saved a life and went out with a bang and smile on my face.-

I would have never expected what was coming next though.-

But it certainly made things much more interesting.-

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(AN)

I know, I know I really out did myself on this one plus it's a 1k chap!? Yeah I'm amazing, hopefully I can keep this amazing style throughout the story. Because I really liked how this chapter turned out. Well tell me what you think?

Btw if you wan to know what the love interest will be, well it will be Tsuyu Asui. She is my personal favourite and I also like Momo but I ain't going with her because it feels like the only reason would be is because she has huge tits…

Quite shallow in my opinion.. hehe what am I kidding! Tsuyu has so much Gyatt!! And btw I was like 14 when my hero came out so it isn't weird to sexualise her.. plus I will age up them to 16 not 15 cause that's a bit weird.. yeah that one year really counts…

Au revoir!