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Trying NOT To Be A Gary Stu... And Failing At It

Anyone that threatens my relaxing, stress-free life will regret it for the rest of their life. Now, if I can just figure out how to do that without giving myself away.

ImBoredSoMehl · Anime et bandes dessinées
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Chapter 4: I-

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Cross-over from various games, books, anime, manga, and movies.

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Time*

Chapter 4: I-

An hour later*

After getting Ichiko up to date and stopping Medaka from doing something stupid, even though he honestly wanted to have sex with Medaka, there is a time and place for that. Before wasn't the time nor the right place. Maybe later if Medaka still offers.

"I honestly don't know what quite I should feel about you being straightforward with me about pretty much everything." Ichiko said to Zen in a confused voice.

"I got nothing to lie about." Zen said casually. After all, these two don't belong to this world; therefore, no reason to hide anything from them when they might be able to find out on their own somehow. In addition, this shows proof he could be trustworthy too. "If anything, you only need to worry that you're in a different reality filled with dangers." Zen pauses for a moment to consider Ichiko's world. "Well, more dangerous than yours."

"Well, having the ability to create anything based on imagination. I can see why there's no point in you having to lie at all." Ichiko sweatdrop, "So, I can return to my world whenever I want, and at the exact time I left?"

"Yup." Zen can easily do that and some more, even have Ichiko go into her world's past; well, a parallel version of the past if she desires so.

"I'm staying then." Ichiko takes a bite of her ham sandwich made by Zen's Food Magic Wand. "There isn't anything for me waiting for me back home."

Zen raises an eyebrow at that since he recalls how Ichiko has a soft spot for her butler, that is more of a father than her actual birth father due to the former being the main one that raised Ichiko throughout her childhood.

Maybe she knows time is paused in her world, that there is no need to worry about the butler/father-figure being worried about her safety and whatnot while missing from her world.

"I'm guessing you would be following me like Medaka here to other worlds when I decide to go, huh?" Zen looks at Ichiko dully as he starts feeling concerned about his crazy luck.

"You bet; there's no way I will stick around when you're my only way home." Ichiko replied, smirking at Zen after finishing her sandwich.

"If anything, she would either follow or go back home after you've decided the next world to go." Medaka took a sip of her mug filled with warm hot chocolate.

"That's right." Ichiko nods in agreement. Then narrowed her eyes at Zen and Medaka. "By the way, are you guys in a relationship? Like boyfriend and girlfriend?"

"What gave you that idea?" Zen knew why, but he was curious to know what Ichiko would say.

"She asked you to have sex with her!" Ichiko shouted at Zen, with her blushing having to say the word: sex.

"If I recall, this also includes you as well, Ichiko. Since Zen here is attracted to you too. Just as he desires for me." Medaka said to Ichiko, who was now blushing crimson.

"Like I would have sex with him!" Ichiko points at Zen. Although the sound of her gulping quiet said otherwise, Zen or Medaka didn't fail to notice how she glanced down at Zen's lower region for a few seconds secretly.

"Right." Medaka replied without changing her tone. "Anyway, now we have Ichiko on the same wavelength with us. Are you planning on just selling books here or doing something else?"

"I feel it would be near impossible for me to run my bookstore normally." Zen said dryly. "I only sold two books a few days ago." He knows that running his store like usual would be hard to do now, so he got two women in their own standard of Mary Stu with him. Let alone having to deal with just one previously before today.

"Why do you say that?" Ichiko at Zen in confusion.

"Your presence and Medaka's presence changing reality itself." Zen is starting to see why there are so many crazy forced events. Because technically, it is in the name of luck itself.

Everything up to now, Zen can say his life is more... unusual. All because he regains back his past life's memory and gains the Imaginative Technomagic, and it's just one thing after another.

"Well, it can't help being so lucky." Ichiko smirked at Zen, who didn't seem to be bothered by this.

"If anything, I feel like Zen here is luckier than both of us combined." Medaka stops Ichiko from getting overboard. "After all, he can create a technomagical device that could easily drain our luck and anything else if he wanted to. If he wanted to, he could easily kill us, no matter how lucky we are."

That caused Ichiko to go all pale rapidly.

"Hey, now. You're scaring Ichiko here." Zen is still not quite used to dealing with a somewhat negative Medaka; she wasn't that negative to be a Minus in her world.

"But, you're not denying it, though!" Ichiko looks ready to faint any second now.

"Not going to lie about something that's the truth." Zen shrugs his shoulders. "If it makes you feel better. I have no reason to kill either you or Medaka. If anything, I would've just sent the two of you back to your world, and that would be it." He wonders why Medaka thinks he would outright kill them, but who could tell what's going through Medaka's mind most of the time, and it has not even been a week since Medaka began living here with him?

"Reason, he says." Ichiko let out a weak chuckle. "Does that mean that somewhere in the future, where you would kill us?"

"Not really. I can easily jump to another world while sending you and Medaka back to your world. Starting a new life in a new world." Zen can honestly say the whole betray things, if that happens, wouldn't take that much of an impact in his life due to having the Imaginative Technomagic making his life beyond easy. Thereby, leaving this world for even a parallel world would be easy a snap of the fingers. "Honestly, you got to stop looking at the downside of things."

"The upside of you fucking either or both Medaka and me?" Ichiko sneers at Zen, causing the latter to sigh at this.

"Okay, let's get this straightened. Yes, I do want to fuck you; what guys don't? But, there are many reasons I won't unless you girls willingly offer your free will without being influenced by anything. Otherwise, stop thinking I'm some perverted guy that would jump in first for sex with any girls." Zen pauses for a moment. "Also, do you honestly think someone like me would be speaking so long right now and haven't tried to fuck either or both of you girls by now?"

"Fine. But, I got my eyes on you." Ichiko narrowed her eyes at Zen.

"I don't mind, honestly. Since I find Zen worthy of being my partner." Medaka said calmly, causing Ichiko to look at her in disbelief and blush again.

On the other hand, Zen wonders if he was that desperate to have sex or if it's due to Medaka's sexy body. Maybe both even.

"Let's continue with our day. Ichiko, I'll answer any other questions if you want." Zen said to Medaka and Ichiko as he made the dirty plate disappear from existence through Imaginative Technomagic.

"Why can't I ask Medaka here?" Ichiko looks at Medaka before looking back at Zen.

"She too smart for us, to the point she subconsciously ignores the 'common senses' that most people know of in our modern-day world." Zen said to Ichiko dryly, for Medaka has already proven this many times.

"I'm from a modern-day world, though." Medaka frowned at Zen.

"Yes. But, your mind is beyond our comprehension." Zen looked at Medaka with a wry smile. "How about we do a little test, and Ichiko, you will do it together with Medaka to show you the proof that Medaka is beyond a monstrous genius."

A few hours later*

No.1 Experiment: Cooking

Medaka: World Tour Cuisine - Result: Godlike Taste (Side Note: Require particular technomagical device to revise the effects on taste buds, or else all food besides Medaka's would taste like cardboard forever.)

Ichiko: Simple Mashed Potato? - Result: Zen nearly died if it wasn't for his cheat to save him in time. (Side Note: He forgot that Ichiko is a notoriously bad cook, where her attempts to prepare food leave her kitchen in shambles, while the resulting dishes are inedible even to deities, let alone mortals.)

No.1 Experiment's Result: Victory to Medaka.

No.2 Experiment: Cleaning Kitchen

Medaka: Half of her sides are extremely clean, to the point of being better than brand new ones. (Side Note: A good idea for Medaka to help people by repairing stuff if she ever follows her canon's footsteps in need to help others.)

Ichiko: Half of her sides are beyond repair and need replacement. (Side Note: Godlike luck doesn't mean godlike extreme learning ability like Medaka.)

No.2 Experiment's Result: Medaka's The End is better than godlike luck.

No.3 Experiment: Combat

Medaka: Know multiple Martial Arts and have abnormal strength. Breaking steel with ease. (Side Note: This was Medaka's base form; therefore, stronger than her canon version.)

Ichiko: Normal female human strength. (Side Note: Only gain beyond peak human's strength through unstable emotions like in canon.)

No.3 Experiment's Result: Ichiko is now scared of Medaka.

"So, that's the last experiment, and I don't feel like having my place being destroyed." Zen ignores the countless nanomachines repairing everything broken through the three experiments.

"Don't you mean our place?" Medaka asks Zen, where she is now hugging his left arm and pressing her breasts onto it.

"I know what I said." Zen said to Medaka, ignoring the feeling of Medaka's lovely breasts, and didn't bother trying to push her away since he was not that strong, to begin with, nor did he feel like doing so. Only a dense harem main character would try to out of embarrassment or what other reason they could come up with.

"This is so unfair..." Ichiko mumbles in a depressing tone as she sits in the corner with a gloomy aura covering her.

"Anyway." Zen begins. "Either of you girls wants to go outside today or not?"

"I've no desire to go outside at the moment." Medaka replied, not releasing her grip on Zen.

"This is so unfair..." Ichiko continues to mumble to herself.

Zen let out a sigh, "Alright, then." He will have to cheer Ichiko up soon because he would rather not have to deal with the fact that her godlike luck would do nearly anything to make her happy again. As well as give her some ways to be better than Medaka, which he highly doubted would happen anytime soon.

Either way, Zen got problems he will have to deal with. Especially now that Medaka has started trying to seduce him now that she got it through her head that it's best to be in a relationship with him for many reasons, mainly being able to travel between realities. Not out of love or something close to it.

A week later*

"Please. I beg the two of you. Enough is enough." Zen pleads with Medaka and Ichiko, who both have some rivalry to be with him. For fuck's sake. If it wasn't for his iron-like willpower to have the self-control to NOT use his cheat on Medaka and Ichiko to stop this whole thing. He would have done so, even to make him his sex slave or something close to it.

It had been a week since these two had been living with him. At the same time, he ran his bookstore, which got more popular after many people found out two beautiful women were working there—leading to many customers trying to pursue these two into a relationship while buying random books to stick around without being kicked out for not buying anything.

"Not until you pick one of us, Zen." Ichiko hugged Zen's right arm and made sure to have him feel her breasts by changing out of her school uniform into an oversized white button shirt, making Ichiko look very sexy.

Medaka did the same too, but hers was dark blue, and the buttons were undone, giving Zen a clear view of her cleavage and feeling her bare skin. Something Ichiko is too embarrassed to do the same; even this has made her face red. Unlike Medaka's face being normal, causing many people if she has done this many times before. But, it's because she doesn't have much shame in the first place.

"Do you honestly think I could?" Zen asks Ichiko in a frustrated voice. "I even put myself in a bad light by asking if I can be with you and Medaka simultaneously to see if it works or just make either or both no longer interested in me afterward."

"And we've already told you before. You've to pick one of us first; then the other would agree to be with you." Medaka said to Zen as she stared directly at Zen's face with determination.

"Furthermore, don't even think about rejecting either of us." Ichiko grinned evilly, "We'll make sure no other girls be in a relationship with you until you pick one of us."

"You're making me think about sending you both to your world as days go." Zen looks at the two with a frown and feels relief that the day is over, with the store already closed for the night. Where they are currently on the second floor, resting on their shared huge bed and watching TV at the moment.

"Do you honestly think you would?" Ichiko leans into Zen's face, nearly causing their noses to touch each other.

"Yes." Zen said firmly, causing Ichiko to move her head back quickly. But didn't remove herself from him.

"But, we're your lucky charms. Why would you get rid of us?" Medaka points this out, making Zen remember all the books he sold for the week. "Plus, won't you miss us doing this for you?" She moves her left hand and slides underneath Zen's pants to grab his rock-hard dick, then begins stroking it to make it harder than before, giving her the chance to pull the front of Zen's pants to let her and Ichiko see his dick out in the open.

Ichiko, to her embarrassment, but with determination not to lose to Medaka. Unbutton her shirt, then grab Zen's right hand and place them on her right breast bare. This leads to her moaning softly upon feeling Zen's warm hand.

Zen has a wry smile on his face, for this whole thing started a few days ago with Medaka taking a bold approach and Ichiko doing the same, but a few minutes behind Medaka to come up with many ways to do this.

Of course, none of them went all the way. Yet, this nearly drives Zen crazy, and he would have sex with Medaka and Ichiko if it weren't for the fact that they demand him to pick one of them first before having the entire sexual course.

Honestly, Zen feels as if he was born evil or one of those characters that don't care about anything but himself. He would have forced himself onto Medaka and Ichiko, but truly being a man who still has a moral compass is hard.

"I-" Zen was about to say something before going silent as Medaka moved in to suck on his dick. A wave of pleasures spread throughout Zen's body, making him wish she would be shyer about this because, honestly. She knows how to give a blowjob after a few tries are plenty enough for her to make it like she has years of experience.

Ichiko took this chance to perform a tongue kiss with Zen when he opened his mouth—exposing his tongue for her to strike right away.

Zen is starting to think that maybe those harem anime/manga with those leading characters being cockblocked was mainly because viewers would a fit or because it would turn into full-blown hentai. Making it very limited to many people could watch/read equals not making more profit than possible when it's better to make it as fanservice instead—teasing the fans to want more. At the same time, as hentai, it would satisfy many for a short period before moving on.

Nonetheless, it seems like it is not part of this world's main groups and has made it so something like this would happen without being interrupted somehow. Overall, Zen knows that if he doesn't pick soon, he might lose his mind and become a brainless beast that can only think with his dick.

On the bright side, he got two sexy girls that were bolder than most girls he knew of. All because of the cheat he possesses, knowing that it would take a whole long time and a lot of effort if he wanted Medaka and Ichiko to do these sexual activities with him.