The easiest raid ever

Soon, the night's light rose and set.

Trevor excitedly opened his chats to see if any of the cultivators had answered to him.

Now looking at the ten unread messages, he felt like he was probably just another handsome guy in a sea of not so handsome fish.

Still, he'd happily be a fish just to see the woman everyday. Drool~~~

[Trevor: Yo guys, do you want to do another outing?]

[Li Xian: Bro, did you read last night's messages idiots?]

Trevor frowned slightly and moved the screen a bit upwards.

[Noah: Guys let's go out and hunt. I got permission to go out now. Hurry up!]

[Mohammed: Sure. Give me a bit though]

[Li Xian: Bring me. I want to show you my immense power beyond comprehension]

[Mohammed: If you have that kind of power, then I'm god. After all, I can one punch you]

[Li Xian: As if. I've moulted and am now far stronger than my old form. This time, I can destroy you with but a finger]

[Mohammed: Alright. We will see. The Arabs vs the Chinese right?]

[Li Xian: Yo man, don't bring race into this. I can't possibly represent everyone right?]

[Mohammed: A weak fool like you can only say such a thing. Why haven't you said a thing Trevor man?]

[Noah: Come. We will give you a bit to come or else we will go alone]

There was nothing else after that.

[Trevor: I was asleep]

[Noah: It was seven man]

[Trevor: Yeah, now I'm awake]

[Noah: You may be awake, but it's the butt-crack of dawn. I don't want messages to be pouring in now]

Trevor just realised something. Since he got the new Alice, she probably doesn't allow the messages in.

"Hey Alice, can you~~"

Suddenly an intense cacophony of loud blaring alerts sounded out. Anyone else would have bleeding ears.

"Never mind. It's fine Alice. No need to worry."

The sound disappeared. What an annoying girl.

Suddenly, the sound came back once more, thousands of times louder.

Trevor immediately kowtowed in the bed.

"I'm very sorry Venerable Alice. My words were wrong and misaligned."

[Hmph]

The sound disappeared once more. My ears are ringing. It's so damn loud.

[Well, would you like to experience it more so that you will be immune in the future?]

Trevor felt fear for his non-existent ears.

"Oh no no, there's no need sweet Alice to put in the effort to do such a thing for me. Its very fine"

[Oh well, I don't have much to do anyways. Why don't I help you]

"Well. Definitely not now. I'm going to bring the army and go hunting. Thank you for the offer."

Trevor teleported from the room knowing very well that he couldn't escape Alice.

In another room of the palace, somebody felt that Trevor fell into a cultivating craze, talking to nobody.

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Soon, forty beings appeared in sub-city one, in a secluded place. If one looked carefully, they all looked very similar.

All of the clones were not weak. They all had at least started the body refining realm cultivation. The three generals were closing in on their fifth refinement. They all planned to head down the same route as Trevor. Perfection. After all, anything other than perfection can seem ugly. And fake perfection is worse.

They all moved slightly apart from each other and exited the sub-city.

The sub-city now had some stores full of food and other things set up. Somehow, proper restaurants have already been set up. The higher ups even all asked Alice together to implement a rating system for businesses in the nation. Currently, the highest rank restaurant was a Japanese style restaurant called Shinji rare nai, translating into 'Incredible'.

Surprisingly, all words that are written are always translated into the language that the user can all understand. But for the business, it simply remained the same. How interesting. On top of this, the Business tab opened up. However, one must pay a thousand low level spirit stones in order to get an official licence and have the additional benefits.

On top of this, one needed to have a system ranked rating of 1/10, Shinji rare nai being the only restaurant of having this 'high' ranking.

The forty of them met up not so long later at the most western border. Not so far away, there was a large outpost controlled by a large guild. They didn't pay any fee and simply jumped over the fence and went right into the forest undetected.

The clones had all jumped over the fence when a message appeared.

[Your friend, Antonio, has departed this world]

Trevor sighed slightly. This place is unforgiving. Although he and Antonio were not considered the best of friends, they could be considered good acquaintances.

After giving a short farewell, he went right on in.

---

Somewhere else, a chat group for the 'Cool Law people of Harvard' exploded again, all expressing messages already said once before.

Trevor didn't even know of the existence of these guys.

---

The forty of them ventured deep, twenty seven of them acting as low level scouts, all of which could be accepted into large guilds as highish ranking members.

Soon, a report from one of the came in and they all met up once more.

Somebody had found a base of goblins, approximately three to four thousand in number. Mud walls and straw houses.

Due to the influence of TV and comics, goblins were horrible and vile things, which they are even in this world. So Trevor had no misgivings slaughtering them. They have tried to do it to him before after all.

Almost forty people raided and lighted the small settlement on fire.

The mortal goblins put up a weak fight and were quickly pushed back and mercilessly killed.

A few tried to run, but the three generals easily killed them.

Trevor slightly laughed. He wanted the goblins to polish of the clone's fighting ability a bit and then loot. But, this is just too easy. Probably the easiest raid ever conducted."

[Settlements destroyed +1. Destroy the 3,659 settlements in order to expand sub-city 1 one thousand kilometres outwards]

Trevor's eyes lit up. How interesting, I can destroy settlements to enlarge the city.

"Hey Alice, what are the proper requirements and benefits of this destructions."

[It is as simple as it says]

Trevor:...

"I know, but like, more detailed."

[Fine. In a radius of 1000 kilometres from the most eastern and most western area of sub-city 1, there are 3,659 settlements of weak species and some beasts that have congregated. Destroy them, and sub-city 1 will move outwards by 1000 kilometres]

"Wait, isn't the wall of sub-city 1 like 1800 kilometres wide as well?"

[Yes. Around 1803.5 kilometres. The search area is only a small couple million square kilometres]

With that her voice disappeared. Well, I guess I have a new proper aim.

Trevor looked in the direction of the settlement and simply wanted to get the loot and hurry and find more settlements to destroy.