Bucket list #1 {because I actually forgot I had to write...(・–・;)}
(DJ clone POV)
Is it weird that I actually have a bucket list that I've been writing since I was like....8?
Personally, I think it's weird, but that's me, so anyways here's the list:
[BUKKIT LIST]
Get BEst dog
Invent robot dog
keel ALL mean people
get morE green paPer for mommy and daddy
dRive bigGest car eVer
keal Jacob becuss hee stoldead my friend
puush Misses teacher down the stairs
leev the hous to use less money
get momMy to like me again
Steel dis knee land for mommy...]
Uhh...yeah it gets kind of depressing after that...
SO! I made 2 different bucket lists, the "Bucket list" and the "Hit me with a bucket list", cause y'know if you get hit with a bucket you...you might get hurt..AND if the bucket has something in it, like something heavy, you might even...💀, y'know?
Anyways, so I'm gonna do some things from both the lists, alright, "learn to pencil twirl(?)" no that's boring..."confess to..."
pfft nope, not even gonna read the rest of that..."save some anime characters from bullshit deaths/ending(don't know how I'm gonna do it, but imma try)"...uhh let's put that in the maybe tab..."use common sense and logic"...oop never checked that one off...AAAH, here we go..."let anger out"...haha, that sounds fun, les go...
(Scene change: time rewind)
So I went back to my first time I held my anger in aaaaand iiiiit's... the first couple of days in seventh grade, I had heard the conversation's of people and thought they were about me, they weren't, but I was a depressed, hormone filled, peer pressured, stupid 12 year old and was very self conscious of everything...
"You good, you stopped mid sentence?" My former best friend asked me.
"Yep I'm great!" I said a little loud because I was really excited about seeing her again.
"Well you didn't even eat that much and you didn't ask for any of mine...and you don't sound like a dead fish..." she eyed me suspiciously well I'm not gonna lie to her, so I'll tell her later.
"I'll tell you later, okay?" I asked and gave her a hug, I was a lot bigger than her so she had to tap out when she couldn't breathe.
"Okay...sure" She still side eyed me as we eat.
So a little backstory on my best friend, her name is Kailey Neilson, I've been friends with her since 4th grade, then I had to move and lost contact and met back up in middle school, she's white, has brown hair, blue/green eyes, and she's really short...well compared to me.
The reason I called her my former best friend is because I got peer pressured...into pushing her away and...eventually talking behind her back like everyone else just so I could fit in.
And the future me regrets it horribly, you may be wondering, "Well DJ why does everyone talk behind her back?"
Well think about what year it was, and if you don't know, don't worry about it I didn't make it that clear.
Ok so I was born in 2006, now remember how old I said I was when we rewinded?, ok so 6 + 12 =18, So 2018 and what did most people look down upon that year?, SEXUALITY, yep she was a very openly bisexual, clingy and would talk your head off if you let her.
So yeah, I bet you can guess how it goes on from there?
Yeah anyways, back to why I gotta let the demons out...opp here it comes...
"So the F***** and the Fridge are friends? Why ain't no one tell me?" This guy's name is....let's just call him dickhead.
He was one of the people I used to try and get approval from and eventually became "friends" with but really I was just sorting out his weaknesses...but then I realized I was a kid and realistically all I could do was let him bully me because it was just a "phase".
It wasn't.
But yeah this is the first time I get to let loose, now when the original DJ made me he just made me the same as I was before getting the powers but I can change that obviously he gave me his powers and stuff, y'know the whole 9 yards.
BUT, it is pretty weird not having like...any needs at all, he didn't take away the powers tho so imma just ask him if I can just do whatever I want.
'Yo?' 'Clone?' 'Yup, so have you looked at the memories I sent you?' 'yup....you finna beat his ass?' 'EEEYUUUP' 'AYE LES GO BRO, Have fun man I'm dying man *inhale* phew have fun bro, rock his shit' 'read my mind bruh' 'aaaahh that was a good one, cya'
What did you think was gonna happen something bad nope, I'm not gonna have this clone identity crisis shit happen, to much work...
"Yup we're the best of friends, where are your friends?" I ask him with a cheerful smile.
"Oh mine? well I have a lot of friends, look" he pointed to a full table of people that were pointing and laughing, trying to see all the drama.
"Really!? I didn't think anybody would be friends with yo stank ass self" I said and the people at my table "oooh-ed".
it was middle school I didn't have to think of very good comebacks.
Plus everyone was always used to me getting railed on and taking all the shit with a smile, everyone likes an underdog.
I stood up, I was a head taller than most people in the school and the people that are taller than me I am friends with, it's a tall person thing, nah I'm playing.
"Aww that's cute, the stink bug thinks he has friends" I pat his head and sniff my hand and make a disgusted face and it wasn't even fake, this motha fucka actually stinks that bad.
At this point most of the people had their phones out and we're oooh-ing, recording it, was it actually this easy, no way right?
Kailey stood up and pulled my sleeve, I bent down and she whisper-yelled...
"*ARE YOU GONNA HIT HIM?*" She asked.
"*PROBABLY!*" I whisper-yelled back.
"*REALLY!?*"
"*REALLY!*"
"*HIT HIM HARD!*" She said, sitting back down as she did and I turned back to dickhead McGee.
"What's wrong, cat got your tongue?"I asked as he started to yell.
"OH, THE DOUGH BOY FINALLY SAID SAID SOMETHING" He yelled and I started walking past him to the table he pointed to, holding my nose and coughing.
"DAMMIT! I was hoping the cat did get your tongue, so didn't have to hold my breath anymore!" I yelled as the cafeteria exploded in laughter and OOOOHS.
I got to the table and stopped holding my breath, making some people at the table wheeze.
"Yo, are you guys actually friends with that guy?" I asked as I dapped up half the table I was actually friends with most of them, the rest are acquaintances.
"Nope" most said flat out while the rest were recovering from the laughing, was it actually that funny?
"This mf acted like he was y'all's best fuckin bud"I said as I started walking back to him, he was shaking, almost foaming at the mouth, almost there just need a little push.
"Hey bud! They asked if you were actually human?" I smirked as he grabbed the collar of my hoodie and tried to bring me down to his level, oh almost there...
"Wanna know why!? They thought you were a really big bug, they didn't know anyone could stink that bad!" I yelled and everyone went nuts, dude these aren't even that good, I ain't even laughin...
"FUCK YOU" He said as he gut punched me, I hunched over and started falling...
But I stopped a few feet away and slowly rose up, reached in my pocket and pulled out my trusty....!
AXE BODY SPRAY, THE MIDDLE SCHOOL BOYS BESTIE
And I started spraying the part where he punched me and everyone at this point was hunched over holding their stomachs crying.
"OMG NO, IT RUBBED OFF ON ME!!" I smirked as he got even madder and tried to grab me again.
"EWEWEW" I screamed like a baby as I kept side stepping and tripping him.
"OH GOD MY NEW SHOES ARE RUINED" He was starting to get embarrassed but he's never felt that so he thought it was anger again.
I sidestepped him again and he was starting to get used to the pattern, so I changed it up a bit.
This time I grabbed the back of his shirt and he fell on his ass as he tried to dodge me tripping him.
I drove my heel into the side of his stomach and he clenched his teeth in pain, so I picked him up by his hair and put him on his feet, dusted him off and said...
"sorry man!" I said, with a sheepish smile, loud enough for everyone to hear and he started to see hope he would get out of this backwards ass situation...
My sheepish smile turned to glee as he was about to say thank you...
"SIKE"I said, and I grabbed his hair and hit his stomach not to hard and hit him again and again...and again..
And then just a bit more!
Then stopped and looked around not surprisingly everyone was acting like it was a boxing match and we're cheering and booing.
"GUYS" I yelled and everyone went a bit quiet...
"Can anyone tell me what is the most obvious thing I haven't done to him" I asked and everyone looked confused, but Kailey raised her hand up real high and was hoping in place.
"The beautiful lady in the back" I said pointing the middle where Kailey was, as she "excuse me'd" her way to the front.
"YOU DIDN'T HIT HIS FACE YET!" she screamed as everyone in the cafeteria cheered in agreement.
"THAT'S CORRECT" I yelled as I looked back at dickhead with a giant smile, as he tensed up...
I reeled back and was ready to fuck him up for good he raised his arms to protect his face and then...
He didn't get hit and looked up at me confused...
"I won't do that, and I'm sorry man, maybe I went a little to far" I told him as I helped him up, every one was really confused now, I walked a bit away from reached in my pocket and pulled out, yup you guessed it...!
THE AXE BODY SPRAY BOTTLE
"YO DUMBASS STILL BELIEVED ME!?" I turned around real quick and threw the body spray at his nose, and it hit him right between the eyes and he just flopped backwards.
Everyone was just in disbelief, who the hell is this guy and what did he do with JEM!? (that's what people called me) And then one person started clapping and then it erupted into cheers, I didn't rough him up that bad just scared the shit out of him.
Kailey jumped and choke-hugged me from behind and she was smiling from ear to ear.
"That was fuckin awesome!" she exclaimed and then the bell rang signaling the end of lunch, as I walked through the cafeteria almost every one was dappin me up, congratulating me smacking me chest and my back it felt like I kicked a winning field goal and everyone was gassed.
We went about our school day and the class was a bit brighter, everyone was a bit happier, and by the end of the day I was a school celeb, as many people made videos and titled it something to do with the "underdog fighting back" and "Gets destroyed"
As the school day ended and we were about to pack up Kailey came to my desk and asked...
"Soooooo?" she asked as she sat on my desk.
"I'll tell you at either of our houses." I tell her.
"We can go to mine." she says and texts my mom and her mom if I can come over.
"cool" I reply and pull a whole ass pizza out of my bookbag, STILL HOT!
Kailey glanced over at me as she played a game on her phone, then glanced again, and dropped her phone as she looked at a perfect pepperoni pizza, that came from nowhere!
"oop wouldn't wann-" I caught her phone and was cut off...
"HOLY *AHEM* I mean *where the hell did you get a pizza!?*" she whisper-yelled and grabbed a slice.
"You're more worried about the pizza than the extra arm I sprouted to save your phone just for you" I asked and put a hurt expression on.
"Har har very funny..." she trailed of as she looked at one are held the pizza box one held a slice and the other held her phone with her game as I spent all her in game currency the longer she looked.
"What..." she squeaked as her brain finally caught up and she almost fainted but I snapped in front of her with another arm.
"How do they all have sleeves...?" she said and continue absent mindedly eating her pizza
"Oh she's asking the Important questions" I laughed as the bell rang and I made the arms and pizza disappear.
When we were walking out to the courtyard to wait for her grandma she started asking questions...
"why did you stop mid sentence at lunch?" she asked as she idly played with my hand...
"Well I went back in time to the first time I really held my anger in, what was supposed to happen was he was supposed to keep calling us names and we were just gonna act like we didn't hear him and make it seem like it didn't affect us and eventually...well anyways yeah that's why."I wasn't gonna lie to my bestie...
"Why didn't the teachers interfere?"
"Well the teachers don't really care because we are kids and they are adults, so they deem all of our problems a "phase" I said as I pointed to her grandma's car...
"was it a phase?" she asked and let go of my hand to get in the car...
"Hello miss...no it wasn't, I told the teachers and they told me that he's just struggling and that I should make friends with him..." I asked and it makes me upset just thinking about it...
"Hey gran...Did you ever become his friend?" she asked as she sat in the middle seat and strapped in, as we greeted her grandma.
"Uh yeah I did..." I really didn't want to tell her I got peer pressured into not being her friend, but I had to...
"You did that earlier too what's wrong?" she asked
"Well I eventually got peer pressured into being homophobic and mean just to fit in and I had to push you away because everyone thought you were annoying..." I braced myself to get hit for my dumbass-ness...
"Okay...okay yeah" and that's all she said and scooted away from me a bit and didn't speak the rest of the ride...
'you fuckin idiot' I thought to myself as I sat there and gave her side glances and tried to come up with conversation but she wouldn't budge...
When we got to her house, I helped her grandma into the house and she went to her room after giving me a glance...
'I'm gonna get the silent treatment, aren't I?' I sighed and slowly walked up the stairs...
*knock knock* I knocked her door and she opened it and let me in...
"Man this is the quietest you've ever been...ha...ha" I nervously laughed and sat at her desk and she sat on her bed...
"Did you ever regret it?" she asked finally after just staring at me as I sat straight as a board...
"Ooooh my god I felt awful the whole time like, I literally thought about you like every day for like 4 years I felt horrible, like I always had to cry, like I wanted to just disappear, like I just took you for granted and...and..." I just let it out at this point, I was honestly about to cry...
"Well I, myself was having a hard time believing you in the car, when you said that you left me it felt like I was getting ripped in half, it felt awful...*sniff* so that's what you get, YOU DICKHEAD!" she screamed as the end and threw a pillow at me...
"I'm sorry..." my muffled voice came from the pillow as the chair fell back with me in it...
"*sniff sniff* that's what you get" she said as she got up walked over to me, still on the floor, and took the pillow then...
*SLAP*
"I deserved that..." she slapped me hard as shit, how the hell did that much force come from her tiny ass it makes no sense...
"Yes you did, now tell me about the future..." she ordered, and plopped beside me and leaned her back over my stomach...
So we talked into the night as I told and showed her some crazy shit from the future, I told her about the no bitches meme, she loved that, COVID which she thought was really sad about, but then showed her the memes and she was a bit happier, showed her some dumbass celebrity's doing dumb shit, and a bunch of other stuff that was just good old fun...
'are you tryna get me killed?' OG asked as I was showing Kailey some good ass movies from the future...
'no, Mieum will understand...right?'
'I fuckin hope so or shes gonna rip my dick of and make me eat it...' I could hear him shiver and that made me shiver...
'Oh god....ok um, uh..'
'We gotta think up a plan right now...'
'I KNOW'
'STOP SCREAMING'
'IM NOT SCREAMING'
'YES YOU ARE'
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(A/N: Deadass forgot I made a book but don't expect a frequent schedule, I have school so I'll just upload when I want, also this chapter fuckin sucked
put your ideas in the comments so I don't run out of brain power)