Acting strange? Some parents are shitty.

I was born again in 1987. In my first two years, I never once cried, and my parents were creeped out by my intelligent eyes and constant attempts to get to the family library. I could talk at 3 months walk at 6 months, run at 1 and Read instantly. No wonder they dropped me off at the orphanage at the age of 2. Well, The system is basically at fault.

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End system reminder, You have 6 months to learn to walk as well as 3 months to exercise vocal cords enough to speak properly Every month you will be given increasing Negative stimuli to ensure compliance, but making good progress will reduce or eliminate the monthly negative stimuli and give positive Physique and Mind rewards, Charisma will not be gained until your 16th Birthday, but will steadily increase as you are able to form coherent words and sentences.

"FUCK! I'm gonna look like a freak!" I tried to say, But it actually came out as "ahuheafc ah go loouk li fafe." Which startled the doctor who was carrying me, he looks at me like I'm some sort of alien. "Huh, Babies shouldn't be able to make semi-coherant speech Until they actually start learning to speak. Weird..." He then puts me through a few tests, which I ignore and pretend as best I cant to be a baby. For an hour, they literally try to figure out if I'm smart.

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"Must have been some fluke, telling me to go look at something still isn't normal, though." He writes something else on a pad, pulls down his medical mask, takes off his stupid hairnet, and exits the room. So, that hopefully ends the scrutiny of generic doctor #1. Having Read Database Drive and other new Jumpchains and fanfictions since 2002, I know exactly what to do.

'Status.' I intone within my mind.

ADAM KING

PHYSIQUE: 1*You're a baby what do you expect?

MIND: 10

CHARISMA: 3**You're a baby what do you expect? Seriously?

MENTAL STABILITY 98%

NO AFFINITIES/POWERS

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2 Months later,

I continually went over the basics of trying to stand and babble at every moment I can when I get home, My parents are getting freaked out.

My first coherent sentence was: 'God damnit! I hate being a baby again.' Unluckily enough, my parents were in earshot and now they think I'm some sort of demon.

!Congratulations on increasing MIND: by .10 as a reward for speaking for the first time!

I think a bit more clearly now, Well, I honestly could have gone more stealthy by 10000 times, but they I wouldn't have gotten a reward, and those painful shocks aren't worth it.

Increased intelligence is however, definitely worth it!

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Adam King STATS

ADAM KING

AGE 2

PHYSIQUE:10

MIND 12

CHARISMA 5

MENTAL STABILITY 99%

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Well, I didn't expect the family library to be, in actuality, a meth lab, some parents are shitty. I throw a temper tantrum and some neighbors over hear me

"Why is the family library a gosh darn meth lab!!?" I shout at the top of my lungs. Which freaks out the occupants, who just so happen to be my parents. After a very loud argument SWAT comes in and take my parents down, and I am grabbed by child services.