"I have heard our guest is more eccentric than most of his kind."
"You do not know the half of it. The Saint assigned to defend our fortified star system has proven to be uniquely… abrasive. His unique personal quirks and obsessions has led him to develop a particularly delusional perspective on reality. Please do not take offense, even if he denigrates your intelligence, your personhood and your humanity. It is not that he lacks understanding how insulting he comes across, but… when you believe with all your heart that you are the only human in this plane of existence that is 'real', then you will develop a natural contempt towards those who you consider to be false existences."
"What…?"
The staff officer tried his best to maintain a professional expression.