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The Loli Black Emperor has an Dimensional Chat Group

The legal loli office worker Huang Luan has died. Given the miraculous chance to reincarnate in another world with some wishes, she goes about her life as she pleases. ------ So this is a chat group fanfic, but it will work differently than most other chat groups on this site. The world our protagonist lives in will be a crossover world featuring a mix of whatever I want, I haven't actually thought that far ahead. As a standard though it will be series based in the modern era, the current series in the mix as of writing this are: Majikoi, DxD, GTO, xxxHolic and its related series. There is some timeline fuckery to make things work, but deal with it, I do what I want. The main purpose of writing this is for me to have some fun and also to experiment with ideas I might use in my original stories. As such, don't expect consistent updates, as this isn't my main focus. And the usual disclaimer, all works and characters that appear belong to their proper owners and whatnot. Of course, the characters from my original novels belong to me, but I don't know if they'll even show up. Also, I got the cover art from the LOTM fandom pages for the Black Emperor and Justiciar.

Akkre_Kojuuin · Anime et bandes dessinées
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Oh Great Hero, I Beseech Thee

After spending a good deal of time convincing Herlous that he isn't a lolicon and forcing Huang Luan to spend more points to extend her stay, Han Xiao and Huang Luan finally get to their original objective.

"Don't look at me with that scowl, I can't control where I land. All I knew is that I would arrive near you," Huang Luan says.

"Whatever, let's just deal with this. Try and trigger a Quest," Han Xiao says.

"*Ahem* Oh great hero, legendary fighter of the galaxy, the mighty Black Star, the Calamity Grade Super, known for your indestructible body, I beseech thee. Grant me your aid, the man once known as the Angel of the Stars, he who hath fallen to darkness has begun causing trouble. I plead for your assistance in dealing with the Fallen Angel."

"... I hate that that actually worked," Han Xiao says, his eyes focused on the system interface.

"So what do you get from this Quest?"

"A random reward and a Character Card from you. Not too bad. By the way, I intend to capture and take the Fallen Angel back with me, I want to see what I can get if I put him in my Happy House."

"I don't really care what you do with him. It isn't really my problem. He's just being a nuisance. Anyway, I'm going back I expect to see you again within a few minutes," Huang Luan says, as she opens the Group Chat to return to her world before the paid time is up.

Returning to the restroom stall where Huang Luan originally was, it doesn't take more than a few seconds before Han Xiao appears before her.

"The toilet? I didn't know you had these kinds of interests," Han Xiao smirks, getting back at her for what happened earlier.

But what goes around comes around. Huang Luan ignores Han Xiao's words as she walks up to him. Just as Han Xiao tossed her earlier, she intends to do the same.

"I hope your body lives up to its reputation," Huang Luan says as she grabs the unprepared Han Xiao and throws him through the ceiling and into the night sky towards where all the fighting is taking place.

Flying through the air, Han Xiao remains calm as he turns on the streaming function of the Group Chat.

Advocate of Gender Equality: "What's up with you? Didn't you accept the loli's quest?"

"I am currently suffering the consequences of my own actions," Han Xiao says.

Mr Fool: "Do we even want to know?"

Retired Loli Sovereign: "When I went to his world, he picked me up and throw me across the room to chase after a man. So when he arrived in mine, I threw him across the sky."

Teriri: "To chase a man?"

"Don't make it sound so strange. I had to clarify a misunderstanding with my subordinate who thought I was a lolicon when he walked into the room immediately after Huang Luan showed up," Han Xiao says. "Although I probably shouldn't have thrown her, it's still her fault in the end. I didn't even use much force. How does that warrant me being tossed across the sky? More like where does such a small body contain that much strength?"

Retired Loli Sovereign: "Just think of it as a shortcut to the battlefield."

As Kuoh Academy, the area where the fighting is taking place, isn't too far from the train station, it only takes a couple of minutes before Han Xiao collides with a barrier that has been erected around the school.

"Is that a person!?" A bespectacled girl with short hair shouts.

The force of Han Xiao's impact with the barrier shatters it, as he continues forward before finally colliding with a large three-headed dog.

"That wasn't as bad as I thought it would be," Han Xiao says before turning around and patting the unconscious three-headed dog, "Good boy, breaking my fall for me."

"Who are you!?" A girl with red hair and large breasts ask.

Great Teacher Onizuka: "Damn! she's hot!"

Yokai Supreme Commander: "I think I might make a trip to your world later, @Retired Loli Sovereign."

Advocate of Gender Equality: "That should be Rias Gremory. She looked great in the anime, but she's even more beautiful in person."

Ignoring the perverts of the Group Chat, Han Xiao looks around, "So which one of you is Kokabiel?"

"Uhh, the one in the floating chair," A brown-haired boy with a red gauntlet points out.

"And who are you? You don't feel like a Devil, Angel, or Fallen. A Human are you?. You don't feel completely Human, but that matter not. Are you my enemy?" Kokabiel says.

"What was it I was going to say, ah yes. *Ahem* I'm Black Star. Angel of the Stars, Kokabiel, you are under arrest for being a nuisance to the law. Come quietly or I'll be forced to bring you in by force."

"What nonsense! I don't need to abide by the laws of man," Kokabiel scoffs.

"I believe you're mistaken. I'm not here because of the laws set forth by the nations of humanity, but by the request of the Law itself."

Kokabiel simply laughs and throws a Light Spear at Han Xiao. But there's a reason Han Xiao is known for having an indestructible Body, he tanks the hit from the spear and doesn't seem to be hurt in any real way, only putting a dent in his mechanical suit.

With combat being initiated, Kokabiels information appears on Han Xiao's interface, 'Stronger than the Bloodshed Land's Vanguard Officials, but there's only one, anything else is just small fry.'

"The hard way it is then," Han Xiao says, releasing the mechanical army from his space compression devices.

"That's so cool! Look at all the robots!" says Issei, the brown-haired boy.

As the mechanical army makes its appearance, Sona Sitri and her peerage who were previously maintaining the barrier show up.

"Rias, someone came smashing through the barrier, what's going on?" Sona asks.

"I'm not entirely sure, but I think our fight just got stolen from us. But this interloper is interesting, If I had more pieces I would have liked to invite him to my peerage," Rias says.

The mechanical army has its guns aimed and ready to fire at Kokabiel and his allies. Despite facing legions of unknown enemies, Kokabiel is rather calm as he doesn't believe such mundane weapons are of any use against him, but the same can't be said for his human allies, Valper Galilei and Freed Sellzen, who feel a strong sense of dread being surrounded by an army of machines with their guns pointed them.

"I thought I would have to get a bit serious when I saw you shrug off my initial attack. But to think you would really on the simple machines of man to fight me," Kokabiel mocks.

"If that's what you believe, then I'm sure you'll be in for a surprise," Han Xiao says, giving the order to shoot.

Focusing their shots on Kokabiel, the mechanical army begins to fire volleys at him, ignoring the two rogue priests.

"I'll deal with the crow, so why don't you kids take care of the leftovers," Han Xiao says, looking up at the explosion in the sky.

Flying out from the cloud of smoke is a battered Kokabiel. Not sparing any words, he throws out thousands of Light Spears as well as shooting steel feathers out towards all of Han Xiao's machines. Although the mechanical army can take a bit of a beating, it's nowhere near as durable as Han Xiao himself and begins to fall under Kokabiel's onslaught.

"I admit that I underestimated those machines, but now they're no more. It's you and me now, Black Star!"

"I don't think so!" Issei shouts as he along with his comrades move towards Han Xiao, "You got us to face as well!"

"So you took care of the others already, commendable," Han Xiao says.

"Valper was going on about how Kiba made a holy-demonic sword and was distracted and Freed was knocked out soon after," Issei says.

"Looks like your the one outnumbered here, Fallen Angel Kokabiel," Han Xiao taunts.

"Nothing but ants. The rouge exorcists had already served their purpose and were no longer needed anyway. Had you not done it, I would have rid the world of them myself. Regardless, without that army of yours, even with all of you together, you won't have the strength to take me down! But Valper did have a point. Such a sword should have been impossible, no more like it's only possible now that God is dead! Oh, I wasn't supposed to say that. I suppose it doesn't matter at this point since I'm trying to start a war."

"Your lying!" A sword-wielding blue-haired girl yells.

"No point in keeping it a secret anymore, God is dead! He died along with the four original Satans during the Great War a thousand years ago!" Kokabiel exclaims.

Ignoring the disbelief of the boys and girls beside him, Han Xiao laughs, "Funny, it was a God who asked me to come here. Ah, but don't get me wrong, I don't refute the claim of the Abrahamic God being dead. I said it before didn't I, I'm here on behalf of the Law, her Majesty the Emperor."

At this moment it all clicks for Kokabiel. At first, he didn't really understand what Han Xiao was talking about when he first arrived. But hearing the words "Law" and "Emperor" together, the pieces begin to fit within his mind as he realises who Han Xiao had been talking about.

"Nonsense! The Black Emperor has been dead for ages!" Kokabiel shouts.

Watching the scene play out from Han Xiao's stream, Huang Luan is slightly annoyed.

Retired Loli Sovereign: "Why does everyone think I died? All I did was go to sleep for a couple of centuries then lay low after waking up."

Lightning Archpreistess: "Most people don't sleep for a few hundred years…"

I think I'll put out another chapter tomorrow, but I'm not sure yet. Maybe another one today, but that one is unlikely.

Have a nice day everyone.

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