16 Emperor of the Weebs

Mr Fool: "This description is worthless."

Witch of the Void: "I don't believe our good admin can't deal with this on her own."

Konakona: "She's probably just being lazy."

Advocate of Gender Equality: "That's probably the right answer."

Teriri: "Shouldn't something as simple as a delay at a train station fix itself after a while?"

Great Teacher Onizuka: "Isn't Han Xiao a mechanic? Couldn't he fix it really easily?"

Black Star: "I could, but I get the feeling your definition of a mechanic is different than mine."

Lightning Archpriestess: "So in short, this isn't a problem and Huang Luan is just being lazy."

God-Emperor of Mankind: "Pay more attention. Would simply fixing a malfunction in the train or some other delay warrant a difficulty rating of B rank? There is definitely more to the situation. The little girl is merely trying to trick others into accepting the Quest to entertain her. As expected of someone who fashions themself a God."

Retired Loli Sovereign: "Ok GOD Emperor, ya got me. There's more to it. A small crow is causing trouble and stopping most activities in the town the train is in right now."

Advocate of Gender Equality: "Still doesn't really say much."

Lightning Archpriestess: "With the way you usually act, no one is going to take the Quest unless all the details are provided. Even then, I would still be suspicious as to whether or not I'm being tricked."

Retired Loli Sovereign: "Fine, a crow with 10 wings. He's causing problems for the locals and the town is pretty much locked down until the situation's been dealt with."

Konakona: "I've never heard of a crow with 10 wings before, what kind of animal is that?"

Mr Fool: "Might not really be an animal. From the way she was describing the situation, it seems more like a person. Crow is probably a slang term or something of the like."

Retired Loli Sovereign: "Fallen Angel, I've been referring to that."

Advocate of Gender Equality: "You wouldn't happen to be in a town called Kuoh, would you?"

Retired Loli Sovereign: "That's exactly where I am. I didn't know you were a stalker on top of being a NEET."

Advocate of Gender Equality: "I'm not a stalker! Or a NEET! I know because this was a plot point in a light novel turned anime! It's the boob power anime!"

Retired Loli Sovereign: "... What the fuck? Boob power?"

Great Teacher Onizuka: "Boob power? I'm listening."

Advocate of Gender Equality: "So there's this guy in your world named Hyoudou Issei, he's got this cool title, the Red Dragon Emperor. Dudes a total pervert, yet gets a harem, you have no idea how jealous I am. But anyway, he's super obsessed with big breasts and even gets power from them."

Great Teacher Onizuka: "I wonder if I could do that?"

Retired Loli Sovereign: "Don't ever let me find you molesting someone or I can guarantee you'll have a bad time."

Great Teacher Onizuka: "I won't! I was just thinking about it! I wasn't actually going to do it without permission!"

Witch of the Void: "Can we move on. I'm trying to stop myself from spending points to go and beat up Onizuka."

Teriri: "Funny, I had a similar thought."

God-Emperor of Mankind: "It should be Kokabiel's attack on Kuoh. He used the Excalibur swords to draw the church into the town while he would kill the younger sisters of Lucifer and Leviathan in an attempt to restart the Great War between the three Biblical factions."

Mr Fool: "If it was Kazuma or Konata who said that I wouldn't be surprised, given that they're both otakus. I wouldn't even be surprised if Mitsuha had said it since she seems to know a bit, even if not to the same extent as the former two. But coming from the Emperor of Man, that was unexpected."

God-Emperor of Mankind: "Back in the time before humanity rose to the stars, I may have been a bit of an otaku myself. The folly of youth."

Retired Loli Sovereign: "Turns out the reason for being a bad parent has been revealed. The GOD Emperor is a fucking weeb, the God-Emperor of the Weebs."

[God-Emperor of Mankind has been muted for 5 minutes.]

Konakona: "lol."

Advocate of Gender Equality: "Hahaha! I can't stop laughing! Aqua and the others are looking at me like I'm crazy, but this… this is silly."

Lightning Archpriestess: "The great protector of mankind in the 40th millennium. The guardian of the Imperium. The strongest Psyker to ever exist. Reduced to being the Emperor of the Weebs. Heh."

Retired Loli Sovereign: "Just because he's muted doesn't mean he can't see what you're saying."

The conversation came to a complete halt.

Black Star: "Back to the actual topic of the Quest, I'll take it."

Retired Loli Sovereign: "For real? Even I wasn't actually expecting anyone to take it."

Black Star: "Under one condition, you come to my world for a moment and see if you can trigger a Quest with the NPC interface from my world."

Retired Loli Sovereign: "Sometimes I forget you're the living definition of a profiteer. Whatever, so how long will it take?"

Black Star: "It shouldn't take more than a few minutes at most. If everything works the way it should then it may not even take a minute."

Retired Loli Sovereign: "I'll be there shortly."

[Retired Loli Sovereign is now offline.]

Huang Luan locks her phone and gets up, "I'll be back soon."

"You're going to go deal with whoever's fighting out there?" Wu Song whispers.

"No, I'm gonna go meet up with the person I got to go deal with it," Huang Luan whispers back.

"Hey Lulu, where are you going?" Kazuko asks.

"Toliet," Huang Luan says as she leaves the train car.

She really is going to the toilet. But not because she needs to go, but because it's a place where she can get some privacy to jump worlds.

Going into the shop in the Dimensional Chat Group, there are three options for world travel. One is the permanent pass that allows the user to permanently go to another group member's world until they buy another permanent pass. The next is the vacation passes, coming in three versions, a one week pass, a two week pass, and a one month pass. The final one is a per-hour pass, paying 10 points for every hour that the user intends on staying for. Of the three types of passes, only the per-hour pass always for premature cancellation and return to the user's original world, although the points spent won't be refunded.

Being both the cheapest option and the one that fits her needs the most, Huang Luan spends 10 points on the per-hour pass chooses to use it to go to Han Xiao's world.

Sitting in a chair is Han Xiao with all his equipment ready, awaiting the arrival of Huang Luan. In a flash of light, his guest appears before him. Unfortunately, Huang Luan appears directly above Han Xiao's lap and falls right into it, just as Herlous enters the room.

"Black Star, I didn't know you had that kind of taste. Sorry for interrupting, it wasn't anything important, so I can come back later," Herlous says as he closes the door and retreats.

Turning her head up towards Han Xiao, Huang Luan says, "I didn't know you were a lolicon. I'm sorry but I don't see you as a potential romantic partner."

Of course, Han Xiao tosses her off him and runs after Herlous to drag him back and clarify the situation. The last thing Han Xiao needs is Herlous letting his loose mouth tell everyone that he's a lolicon. It's one thing for a simple rumour to spread, but Herlous would definitely spin the tale to the extreme, Han Xiao absolutely does not want the galaxy to think he's into little girls.