Potions And Slippers And Rabbits Oh My
I don't know how this happened but there's a drink me bottle in Oz you need to go get it and bring it back to wonderland. Was the last thing I remember the professor telling me this morning but i was preoccupied reading Alice In Wonderland.
"March is so dumb" i say lovingly. Then i realise the time as the clock struck 4.
Oops. My Librarian duties are awaiting.
I arrive and coughed up a little, cause I fell, at least it was on plain grass and not the yellow brick road. That would hurt big time. I notice something in the corner of my eye. As I begin to get up I see another small figure by the yellow brick road. Literally nothing else around me apart from that. l look closely.
"March?! How the hell did you get here?" I walk up to him grabbing the bottle from the ground.
The March Hare and I are friends. I nickname him March because he told me one time that he finds the month March funny. Ha! (Oh and that he's a March Hare) What a weirdo! I love him but not feeling it RIGHT NOW!
"Magic portal duh!" He replies. I bet whats coming next!
"He he he he he he" i roll my eyes at his laugh.
Very amusing when there's actual jokes. Very annoying when there's trouble along with it.
"I mean what the hell are you doing here!?" I snatch the other drink me bottle he was holding. He didn't care as he was smiling away at me.
"Shouldn't you be in oh I don't know.. WONDERLAND!" I throw a fit at him.
"I've cames to sees Dorethy!" Is he jumping up and down? GOD help me.
"Not right now" I stated, holding his hands to make him stop. Gosh I feel like a big sister, awh cute feeling but I wipe it away as to deal with the problem at hand.
"Shes mys friends he he he he he he he" His blubbering words always makes me smile.
"You shouldn't be bringing Wonderlandian things into other worlds" I huff.
Mentioning he shouldn't also be here and that we are here we might as well see Dorothy to say sorry and drop dumb March off home.
"Might as well and then ill drop you off home" I mention as I calmed myself down. Grabbing March's hand and started walking.
"Can we sing off to see the wizard?"
"Fine" I mumble.
After around half an hour we finally reached Dorothy but I told her we had to leave, due for the reason that MARCH HAD BROUGHT WONDERLANDIAN POTIONS HERE. She did try and tell him off but she's too kind and told him in her kind voice. And I quote Dorothy.
"It took us ten years to build this"
Her lovingly pathetic way of telling March off. Anyway after a lovely catch-up and a cup of tea. (I can literally have tea all day. I'd probably have another one at Hatter's in a bit too) We were heading out.
"Before you go take them we don't really need it anymore" she gestured the floor. I look down.
"NO WAY!" I say in awe. The Shining Ruby heels beckoned me.
"THANK YOU!! These are really beautiful!" I reply, slipping into them. I've always wanted these shoes, such elegance, such shiny redness!!
"Well I know how much you love them, see you soon okay?" She asked.
"Of course!" I reply and held March's hand to go home.
"Lets go home on magic portal!" he bellowed as Dorethy laughed at him.
"Those portals are totally unsafe, were going the normal way"
"But with an added twist" I say smiling at Dorethy, as she was the reason for the twist in this tale.
CLICK CLICK CLICK
The sound of my new shoes and their heels clicked three times and March and me arrived in front of hatters house, his door was open so March just ran in. Hes hilarious like that but l'm focusing on something else right now.
"THIS IS AWSOME!!" | yell into mid air and start dancing like a lunatic but that's normal here.
"Thats great! But your late for tea!" I hear from the Hatter's kitchen and I knew what's coming, I immediately duck. A glass teapot flies out and it smashes into a tree nearby. Another reorder to Ava coming soon I thought happily. I hear hatters voice getting louder.
"AVA!" He screams out.
"WHY IS A RAVEN LIKE A WRITING DESK?!!"
"Home sweet home," I say and walked in with a happy sort of sigh.
"WRITING DESSSSK!! AVAAAAAA!!" Man that guy can shout!!