General humiliated...

My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive. When I was a child, I saw my mother killed by something impossible.

My father went to court for her murder but instead was sent to an so-called institute for mental health which I know my brother built to get my dad out of trouble.

Then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world, I'm an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly, I use my speed to fight crime and find others like me. And one day, I'll find who killed my mother. And get justice for my father. I am or will be the Flash.

One month after my 9 months coma and a lot, And I mean a lot has happened. I got superpowers, fought off a few bad guys, got beat up with by said bad guys, imprisoned one metahuman and got the news iris was dating Eddie.

As for my brother. I haven't seen him since I woke up but I have chatted with him through Skype. overall things were pretty good, I may have made a few mistakes while doing my superhero thing, but I'm getting the hang of it.

BAR CENTRAL CITY

Iris" I'm glad you invited Caitlin and Cisco."

Barry" They're cool, right?"

Iris" They saved your life, Barry. That makes them the coolest people I've ever met."

Barry" It's nice that you guys became friends."

Iris" To friends, old and new." she cheers kai then downs her shot." Ooh. I'm up. Wish me luck."

Iris" I'm going to destroy you."

Eddie" Don't get cocky, West."

Barry" Guys? I have a problem." Barry says to Cisco and catlin who sat down next to him.

Cisco" We all do when guys like him exist."

Caitlin" mhh, he's an alright but your brothers hotter. Uh, I mean, genetically speaking. Because I'm a geneticist, of course. Oh, my God, do I sound like Felicity?"

Barry" I'm not talking about Eddie or kai. I'm talking about this." Barry demonstrates by quickly drinking 7 shots of vodka.

Barry" I can't feel anything."

Cisco" Yeah, that's usually what happens when you drink too much."

Barry" No, the alcohol is not affecting me. I mean I literally feel nothing."

Caitlin" It's your hyper-metabolism. I need a sample."

Cisco" I'll get more shots."

Caitlin" Swear, I had a Vacutainer here."

Barry" Wait, you carry a blood collection kit in your purse?"

Caitlin" You have your hobbies."

Cisco comes back with more shots which barry again quickly drinks.

Barry" Still nothing? I can't get drunk. I mean, I'm only 25, and my drinking days are already over."

Eddie" There was a bombing on 8th and pass. I got to go, babe."

Iris" Okay. Sorry, guys. I've got an early shift at jitters. Barry, we'll catch up tomorrow."

Barry" It's getting late, anyway, so I'm just gonna..."

BOMBING SCENE

Window washer" Help! Somebody!"

Barry who was running at 250 kmph or 69 metres per second ran through traffic then a back street where he heard yells for help.

Looking up at the side of the building he sees a window washer who has is safety gear snapping every second.

Barry" Guys, there's a window washer, and he's gonna fall." barry says as he speaks into an earpiece.

Cisco" Don't try and catch him. You don't have super strength."

Barry" Well, is there, like, a bed store near here? What if I get a bunch of mattresses and stack them?"

Caitlin" Barry, this isn't a roadrunner cartoon."

Window washer" Help! Help!"

Barry" Fast would I need to go to run up the side of a building?"

Caitlin" How Far up do you need to go?"

Window washer" Hurry, somebody!"

Barry" I don't know. 50 meters, give or take. Guys, hurry."

Window washer" Help!"

Caitlin" Just run really fast and you'll be fine. But you need to maintain your velocity on the way down, or..."

Barry" Or what?"

Caitlin" Splat."

Barry" Great."

window" Help!"

(AN - JOHNY BRAVO)

Barry" All right. All right, all right, all right. Here goes." Running fast he managed to run-up the side of the building and save the washer but as he set the person down back on the ground he also met someone he didn't want to see.

Barry' Crap iris, got a get out of here quickly. thank God she can't see me.' Doing so he quickly runs past iris who was still amazed she saw the streak.

(AN - BARRY AND OTHER SPEEDSTERS CAN VIBRATE REALLY FAST FOGGING UP THERE FACES AND VOICE.)

CENTRAL CITY POLICE

Eddie" What's going on?" Eddie asks an officer. As he stares at the US soldiers.

Officer" I have no idea. But they came in here like they own the place. Been talking to Singh for the last half hour."

Joe" This can't be good."

Captain" General Eiling, this is detective West. Detective."

Joe" What's this all about?"

General" The army's taking over the bombing investigation. I'll need everything you have. Physical evidence, photographs, witness interviews, and all your personal notes."

Joe" I've been on the job nearly 20 years and never heard of the army investigating anything civilian."

General" Well, it's not civilian. She's one of ours."

Joe" We'll send over everything we got."

General" Very kind of you. I think we'll take it now, though."

Captain" Give them what they want, Joe."

General" You heard him, Joe. Give me what I... ggghhhh whoo"

He was about to reply until paper aeroplane flew through the air and poked him in the eye. The soldiers behind him were alert and aimed there guns at the person who threw the projectile.

soldier 1" PUT YOUR HAND WHERE I CAN SEE THEM."

Soldier 2" GET ON THE GROUND NOW."

At this moment the whole police corps station was on alert.

Kai" heheheheHAHAHAHAHA I'm sorry, just having a little fun...But if I was you, I would put down your gun before you get yourself hurt."

Soldier 1" I SAID..."

General" STAND DOWN SOLDIER. It's nice to see you again ugh." He didn't even finish his gretting as kai had slammed the box of evidence barry was holding and said.

Kai" I could care less about not seeing each other. You got your evidence so I will kindly ask you to leave."

The General grinds his teeth and curses kai in his mind, but can't do anything but smile and tell his soldiers to move out.

After the soldiers left everyone on duty also moved to do their work but not before thinking who the person who could disrespect a general and get away with it was.

Joe" kai when did you get back." he says as he hugs kai and kai returns it.

Kai" Just this afternoon morning, you weren't in yet so I came to barry first. I heard Iris is doing better." kai then looks at Eddie who wanted to say his greeting but all he got from kai was " Dipshit."

Kai quickly brings Joe to a corner and whispers '

Kai'' Is dipshit dating iris."

Joe" sigh yes he is, but it's mutual. so don't do anything against there relationship."

Kai" sigh, fine but he breaks reres heart I'm breaking him."

Joe" That makes two of us." They both look at each other having a tactic understanding of each other's thoughts."

TIME SKIP 5 DAYS LATER