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1 I won’t focus on grammar 2 I have very little time to write 3 I have no experience writing 4 I’m writing on my phone so…yeah 5 very short chapters 6 no harem 7 bi mc so if homophobe screw you 8 I. OWN. NOTHING!!!!!! Except my oc 9 gay smut=most likely hell maybe even a little old fashioned regular smut ———————————————————————— Robby Callahan, this was a name known to virtually every human on the planet. He was known as a genius, an innovator, but most importantly, as the most prolific serial killer in recorded history 1700 known victims. Many say he got what he deserved when he died, others say it wasn’t painful enough. After all being savagely torn apart by rabid dogs, only to survive for another 7 hours in agonizing pain only to die from a combination of rabies, blood loss, and a bullet to the head. Blah blah blah 624,763.567419 years later he reincarnated in mha.

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Ch.6

-pov Aiko Tanida-

'What the hell is wrong with me, why the fuck did I say I was his boy friend'

The reason I was currently thinking this is that Robby kept pestering me when I tried to leave to go to the chopping block to see the new recruits. The only reason I said that in the first place was because I was caught up in the moment.

"Come on, please I don't see why your so opposed to letting me come"

"Because it's dangerous! I told you before I'm a bad man and my job is dangerous!"

"Come on I've been in way more dangerous situations before, besides if you would just tell me what your job is then maybe I would stop asking!"

I didn't want to tell Robby what my job was, but maybe if I do then maybe he will understand that it's to dangerous for him there.

"Okay fine I'll tell you, the truth is, I'm a yakuza boss"

"That's it?"

"What?"

"Bitch please by the time I was eight I was spending all my time in war zones with nothing but a tank top, m16, and shorts"

When Robby said this my expression changed from annoyance to worry and a bit of anger.

"What?! That's no way for a child to live what a bout your parents?!"

"I was a kulipwa Aiko"

When I heard this I was flushed with sadness and guilt.

"Oh right I'm sorry if I dug up bad memories"

"Oh no it's fine, but if you want to apologize then you could tell me where your going, and why I can't come!"

At this point I wasn't annoyed any more I just felt guilty and I was thinking that Robby might be able to come, but I didn't want him to relive any trauma.

"Alright, I'm going to see my brother so we can see the people our recruiter brought"

"Oh! So how about you bring me as a potential recruit!"

"What no! Kids shouldn't get mixed up with the yakuza! Besides it can get pretty brutal you need to be able to handle your self!"

"*sigh* alright then"

When Robby said this I couldn't help but sigh in relief thinking he would just stay here where it's safe. But then he started walking towards me and held my hand. Then suddenly he swept my leg and pushed my shoulder knocking me to the ground then he flipped my body over and locked my arm behind my back and held me down with his knee on my back. Then he moved his head next to my ear and whispers.

"Ima big boy~ I can handle my self just fine, but I'd be happy to handle you~"

After saying this he quickly released my arm and jumped off my back, truthfully I could have easily broke out of his grip with sheer force when ever I wanted to but any normal person would have had their arm shoulder and if he wanted, their neck broken.

"I'll get changed~"

-pov narrator-

'God damn is he even human?! My fucking ankle feels like I someone hit it with a goddamn aluminum bat!'

The second Robby left Aiko's line of sight he started limping, he wasn't seriously hurt because of his high endurance, but it still hurt like hell.

(Time skip, leaving the house)

"All ready hon!~"

(https://pin.it/1xjfl6X. What he's wearing also I don't own this I didn't draw it all the credit goes to the original artist)

"Jesus Christ what are you wearing?!"

"What? you don't think it's cute?"

Aiko didn't even know where he got that outfit but he just assumed that it belonged to one of his exs. Aiko himself was wearing a nice black suit.

"No! It's just you should be wearing something more serious"

"Why?"

"*sigh* never mind we should get going at this rate we'll be late"

"Alright~"

Robby started to walk words the car and Aiko was left staring at his perfectly sculpted ass and legs swaying as he walked and it wasn't helping that they only looked better in the tight short shorts he was wearing.

"Come on hurry up we're gonna be late!"

Aiko was snapped out of his stupor by Robby yelling from the car so he rushed to it and opened the doors got in and started the engine.

"Alright Robby before we go there are some things that I need to to ask you"

"Shoot"

"Okay, first when we get there I need you to promise that you won't tell anyone the truth about our relationship"

"Sure, no problem"

"Really?"

"Yeah"

Aiko was a bit shocked, he expected him to ask why and he would have to explain why he can't tell people about them. But nonetheless he was glad that Robby understood.

"Okay next we are gonna need to come up with a story about you, in case anyone is suspicious"

"Done"

"Okay next…wait what?"

"I already thought up a cover story"

Aiko was I bit hesitant to believe him since he didn't believe that a child would have the foresight to plan this far ahead, unbeknownst to him though Robby was already thinking about 8 moves ahead.

"What's your cover story?"

"Okay, so since your yakuza I assume you own a few clubs right?"

"Yeah I do, but how did you know?"

"The yakuza have clubs all over Japan, anyway my story is that I was in one of your clubs and a group of four guys started aggressively hitting on me, but when I tried to refuse and leave the biggest guy grabbed my arm and tried to threaten me but I reversed the grip and used the momentum to throw him to the ground and knock him out. Then the other three rushed me the first trying to punch me but I dodged and grabbed his arm and broke his elbow over my knee and kicked him in the face to knock him out. Then the third pulled out a knife and tried to stab me but I grabbed his wrist and twisted it making him loose his grip then I punched his stomach making him keel over and I grabbed his head and smashed it with my knee. Then the last one pulled a gun, which is where you stepped in and distracted him getting him to drop the gun so I kicked him across the face knocking him over then putting him In a head lock till he passed out, then we talked for a bit and I asked about how to join the yakuza and bam here we are."

'Wow, when the fuck did he come up with this?'

That was one of the many things he thought after Robby finished his speech, but he was also worried, worried that Mako might not believe him or he might ask him to prove he did it, or that he might ask him how he did it.

"When did you think that up?"

"Just now"

"Really?"

"Yes Aiko, and we better get moving or we'll be late"

Robby said in a semi sarcastic tone, the truth was that this was actually a story from his first life. Except in the original he brutally murdered all of them.

"Oh shit! Your right let's go"

Aiko quickly backed out and quickly drove to the road, causing Robby to face plant into the dash board and get thrown around.

"Slow down!"

"Sorry Robby"

Robby just sighed and turned on the radio in the car and after flipping through a bunch of songs he eventually stoped on louder than hell by Mötely Crüe.

"Ah hell yeah! I love this song!"

Robby yelled as he started head banging, singing, and mimicking the drum beat with his hands. The whole time Aiko just looked confused seeming this little gay guy head banging and listening to Mötely Crüe.

But then the song ended and Robby was left smiling and with his hair somehow looking even better then before.

"Alright we're here"

Aiko said as he parked in front of a nice Chinese restaurant called Hóng mén, or as the yakuza called it, the chopping block, it's called that for a couple reasons the first is that its where they recruit new members, so anyone who isn't accepted is sent to the chopping block, the second reason was a bit more literal, it's where they take traitors to torture them, and then chop their heads off.

"Alright let's do this!"

"Please be more serious"

Aiko said as he put on a serious expression and walked to the door with Robby in tow.

"Mako! I'm here!"

"Hey Aiko over here"

Robby and Aiko then walked over to a door leading to the kitchen, then to a door that looked a bit out of place, then Aiko knocked and the eye slit slides open then it closed and the door opened to reveal a dark room with three chairs and a man standing in the corner on one side, on the other side had three people lined up in military fashion, in the chairs two where filled, one had Mako Tanida, Aiko's brother and his partner in leading the yakuza. The other had Takashi Mori, the yakuza's main recruiter.

"Hey Aiko, who's the twink"

"This is Robby Callahan, I brought him here as a recruit"

"Ah, got it well you know the drill, get in line"

The reason Mako was so relaxed about a random person coming to a yakuza base as a recruit is that Aiko brought him. You see Aiko wasn't just muscle he was also very intelligent, also Mako trusted Aiko.

Robby walked up to the line and stood in the same fashion as the others instantly losing his cheery demeanor and adopting a very serious look accompanied by flawless posture and a 1000 yard stare.

"Alright now time to start the "audition", left to right now"

The person on the far left started talking immediately after he said this.

"Hiro makida, 32, former triad-*BANG*!

Hiro Makida was shot in the head by Mako, honestly he deserved it, he actually came to the yakuza as a former triad what an idiot. Then Mako lowered his pistol and looked to the left of Hiro's corpse. A large gray haired man with a large scar across his neck who was wearing cargo pants and a black tee shirt.

"Yuri Sapozhnik, 41, former American military, weapons expert, experienced in the arms trade"

Mako narrowed his eyes before he looked at the person to Robby's left a normal sized man with glasses, black hair tied in a bun, and black gloves to go with his suit. He to started talking.

"Jack Forest, 36, accountant, speaks English and Japanese"

It was short but because of how he carried himself, as well as how experienced he seemed it had a decent effect. Then finally Mako turned to Robby with skeptical eyes.

"Robby Callahan, 13, expert in armed and unarmed combat, speaks English, Japanese, and French, expert in killing"

When Robby said this Mako had to keep himself from laughing while Takashi just looked at him like he was an idiot.

"Come on Aiko, what's with the kid?"

Mako asked smiling and looking at his brother, but despite that Robby could see his grip on his gun tighten ready to shoot me in an instant.

"It's true"

Mako instantly lost his smile and looked at Aiko seriously with a hint of anger.

"What?"

"He can prove it if you want"

Mako then looked at the man standing in the corner and nodded to him. That man chuckled and sauntered up to Robby obviously underestimating him.

When he got to Robby he through a punch straight to him that Robby blocked easily while also slapping the man in the face.

This got him mad so he tried to hit him again this time more seriously, but again Robby blocked it and slapped him.

At this point the man was furious, so he activated his quirk shocker which let him Chanel electricity through his hands, but it was limited to about the same as a taser.

This time he put all his effort in and aimed to grab Robby's face but to his surprise Robby grabbed his forearm kicked the back of his knees making him kneel below Robby's level and forced the man's arm to hit himself in the face therefore tasing himself and knocking him out cold with a big burn mark the size of a hand on his face. The whole time he had a face splitting grin on his face. After beating the nameless grunt he turned back to Mako only to see him pointing his gun straight at his head, but he wasn't concerned, not only did he think he wouldn't shoot him but with his endurance, and therefore durability over 50% higher then a normal humans, and with Mako's gun being low caliber he was pretty sure he could survive a gun shot from this distance maybe.

But to everyone's surprise it wasn't Robby he shot instead he moved his gun and quickly shot the Russian man Yuri.

"I didn't need someone that conspicuous, now you two, welcome to the yakuza"

[ding!]

[huh what the fuck! What happened where am I!]

'Calm the fuck down Kenny, you just woke up from your nap'

[oh, I must have woken up because of you completing the quest!]

'Makes sense'

[really?]

'No'

[ah right, anyway I feel so much better! Thanks for suggesting I take a nap, most hosts wouldn't give two fucks about their systems]

'I could do that if you want'

[no! I like having conversations with you, anyway here's your quest]

'Thanks'

[ding quest complete]

Name: the beginning

Type: main

Manipulate Aiko Tanida in order to gain access to the yakuza and secure a position of power.

Time:null

Reward: quirk released

Hidden objective: impress Mako

Hidden reward: strength increased by 2

'Yesssss finally'

[quick heads up you'll want to wait too release your quirk till your alone]

'Lemme guess, indescribable pain'

[yeeeeeah]

'feckin hell'

"Alright Mako now that everything's done we should talk about the situation with the triads"

"Yeah good idea Aiko, hey Takashi, mind watching the fresh meat"

"Yeah yeah I know the drill"

Aiko and Mako then left Robby, Takashi and Jack Forest, the accountant guy alone together in the recruiting room.

"Hey this is a restaurant right?"

Robby asked after a few minutes cause he was bored, because he said this Takashi looked over at Robby laying on two of the chairs ass up.

-Takashi pov-

'Damn that kids hot'

I looked over to see the twink Aiko brought in laying on his stomach fiddling with his hair.

"Yeah it is, why?"

"We'll instead of just sitting here waiting for something to happen why don't we just go get something to eat?"

I have to say that I wasn't expecting him to say that, I pride my self on my ability to read people, after all that's how I got my job. The reason I didn't expect him to say that is that no one has ever asked that, they either start sizing each other up, kiss ass, or sit there nervously. But then again he didn't seem like the type of person who would do any of those things.

"Sure why not"

'This kid is interesting'

-pov narrator-

After about an hour of Robby and Takashi eating and making small talk, because the Jack guy just sit there brooding and reading his little book he got out of his suit pocket. At first Takashi was impressed by Robby's ability to stay calm, but as they ate he became even more impressed by his ability to eat a fuck ton of food!

"Man that was good! I haven't had Chinese food in a while"

Robby said as he let go of a breath and rested his hands behind his head, he had easily eaten more Chinese food in that hour than some people do in their whole lives.

'Man who knew that having high endurance makes you so hungry'

"Hey Robby"

"Yeah Taki?"

Takashi looked visibly ticked off at the nickname Robby gave him but he refused to explain why, but it was obvious how irritated he was.

"Where did you learn to fight?"

For a split second all emotion left Robby's face as the atmosphere got tense and no one could move because of the pressure everyone was experiencing, well everyone but Robby that was.

But then just as fast as it appeared the pressure completely disappeared and Robby's smile was back, but it was twisted evil but still somehow calming to anyone who saw it.

"I'll show you~"

Robby then took his middle finger and pulled his sweaters collar down over his shoulder exposing his kulipwa mark. The second Takashi got a glimpse of it he froze, even The accountant looked up from his book causing his eyes to widen in shock.

Very few "regular" people have seen a kulipwa and known it, and NO ONE has ever seen a living former kulipwa, hell it was an impressive feet to see a dead one much less a live one. Kulipwas we're some of the most brutal and ruthless mercenaries in the world, and they were also the most dangerous to see a kulipwa on the battlefield is to cross the river styx, this was said by the only person to ever survive being attacked by one of these animals, but that didn't last long 2 hours after he survived the attack he was hunted and killed along with his family as well as anyone he had contact with for the last 5 hours.

"Y-y-your a kulipwa?!"

"Used to be, got out"

"Then how are you alive?!"

"Faked my death"

"H-"

"Aiko! You finished talking with your brother?"

After he said Aiko he did a weird summersault cartwheel flip thing over the table and landed in front of Aiko then kept talking.

"Yeah I did are you ready to leave Robby?"

"Yeah let's go! It was getting boring here anyway"

"Alright then let's go"

Robby then started walking to the door with a skip in his step humming a song. Aiko followed after him despite Takashi trying to stop him so he could ask about Robby's situation.

(Time skip back to house cause I'm lazy)

"Okay we're here Robby"

"Alright, hey what Time is it?"

"About 3, why?"

"Oh nothing just thinking"

"Okay then let's head inside, I could use some lunch"

"Okay, do you mind if I take a walk for a bit?"

"Sure just be back soon okay"

"Oh~ impatient are we~"

Robby said as he turned towards him flaunting his ass and winking.

"No! I mean, just hurry back okay?"

"Tsundere"

"I heard that!"

Aiko yelled as Robby ran away slowly shifting to a walk. About 25ish minutes later he reaches the area he woke up in.

"Fuckin finally"

"Alright Kenny"

[ready to release your quirk]

"Yeah ready as I'll ever be"

[here we go then]

After a few seconds Robby started clutching his head and shaking around as his skin undulated.

"Fuck fuck fuck!!!!"

[just a bit more don't worry]

"Fuck you!!"

[rude]

Then Robby's eyes started bleeding as you could here tens of cracks and snaps until he stoped and went limb.

Then with out warning he shot up gasping violently for air.

"I swear to god if that ever happens again then I am gonna send a strongly worded letter to your supervisor!"

[and what strong words would those be]

"Shut up, but tell me what my quirk is first"

[*sigh* you are a child]

"You know you love me"

[true]

Name:Robby Callahan

Race:catalyst

Lvl: (0%)

Hp: 100%

Mp: 100%

Str 12

End 16

Dex 11

Int 30

Wis 30

Cha 20

Skills

Ice sculpting lvl:Fuck you!

Succubus aura lvl:5

Quirk: omnipower Lvl: 1

1: metal

"So what's my quirk do?"

[so each level to your quirk unlocks a new random power, but to increase its level you need to master the previous power. But the powers don't work on a leveling system, so you can't just repeat the same action over and over you actually have to learn and improve the power manually through practice]

"Interesting, so what's this metal quirk do?"

[it let's you turn different parts of your body into metal and control it by changing its shape, density etc. oh you can also change parts of your body and control the metal if it's not attached to you body]

"So you're saying I'm a T-1000?"

[yeah but right now you can only change like half your finger at most]

"Okay sweet, we'll guess I should head back, Aiko was looking pretty tense back there~"

[gay]

"Bitch if you had a body you would be all over this ass"

[touché]

Robby then hopped up and started walking back to Aiko's home so he could alleviate Aiko's built up "stress".

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Okay I did it over 3k words fuck yeah! Also no ther will be no smut next chapter, I won't actually write smut every time they fuck, cause I mean they will be fucking ALOT. Hope you enjoyed the chapter tell your friends about it! But not really cause that would be kinda weird, back to business see y'all next time c'est la vie!