Funny Clown

Saitake Haruka has almost been assassinated!

The moment that news was announced everyone from Osaka, Hakata, Sendai, Sapporo, and even a lot of people from Tokyo was in rage toward the governor of Tokyo Area.

That news was announced on the "WIRED" then it continued to every television changing the entertainment with news about the "assassination of Saitake Haruka" which made people very furious when their hero was almost being killed by someone.

It was at this moment that every person in the Tokyo Area gathered around the building of governor protested while shouting Saitenshi to go down from her position and asking for her responsibility to explain what was happening.

They knew that the governor of the Tokyo Area had decided to join the unification of this country, but they didn't expect that it was just a trick since the governor of Tokyo Area had decided to assassinate Haru.

The people of Tokyo threw up a stone at the governor's building and screamed that they were a bastard cursing that they should be rotting in hell.

Everyone was very angry at the devious governor of the Tokyo Area.

But at this moment suddenly Tendo Kikunujo made an announcement on the television in Tokyo that the government of Tokyo Area decided to catch Saitenshi in jail while also putting her on trial as she was the perpetrator of the assassination of Saitake Haruka while also telling everyone that he would do his best to be faired even if the criminal was the governor of Tokyo Area.

"Our Tokyo Area shouldn't be lead by such a devious governor! We should put straight our malicious governor, and we have decided to support Saitake Haruka to unite the entire area into one area! Unite all of Japan and free this island from Gastrea....."

Kikunuji Tendo did his speech on the screen with a righteous face telling everyone not to worry.

Everyone in the Tokyo Area seemed to be moved by the dedication of Kikunujo Tendo and they also supported him to catch Saitenshi who had almost assassinated Saitake Haruka.

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"Hahahaha...."

Saitake laughed very hard when he saw the television watching Kikunujo Tendo who did his speech telling everyone that Saitenshi was the preparator of the assassination of Haru. "This old fox is very good!" He had to admit if he didn't know the truth then he might think that Saitenshi was the one who had ordered the assassination on Haru.

Saitake looked at Saitenshi who was right beside them and smiled. "You sure have very good subordinates." He had always been depressed when a collar bomb was placed on his neck, then when he saw someone was more miserable than him it made him very happy. His fate was better since he didn't lose his authority rather his power had become better after Haru had united this country, especially when he was known as Haru's father.

Saitake somehow was quite proud of it when he was known as the father of someone who had united this country. Even though their beginning wasn't good, in the end, his ending was good and better than the beginning.

"...."

Saitenshi couldn't say anything, her face was covered in shame and gloomy when she saw Kikunujo Tendo put all the blame on herself.

The moment she knew that Saitake Haruka was almost assassinated. She hurriedly went to the hospital to check on him, but she didn't expect Kikunujo Tendo to blame her for the assassination incident which happened just a while ago.

Saitenshi looked at Haru who was silent on the bed and seemed to not have any wound or scratch after an assassination was just happening.

"This...."

Saitenshi didn't know what to do since her own people decided to put blame on everything on her.

Becoming a governor might be powerful in front of people, but in front of Haru, a governor was nothing since he had put two governors into a gallows.

After Saitenshi came to the hospital, she saw him alright and sighed in relief, but then suddenly Kikunuji Kendo announced the matter of the assassination and made her into a scapegoat which made her depressed. She knew that the only person in this place who could help her was Haru, but she had been ignored by him for a while. She didn't have time to say anything since Haru seemed to look at Sumire Muroto who tended Tina Sprout.

"How is she?" Haru asked Sumire Muroto.

"She is alright." Sumire checked Tina then looked at Haru. "This is the first time I've seen a target of assassination asking for his own assassin to be tended to, do you have Stockholm syndrome?"

"Onii-san, i - if you want me to marry you then I'm okay with it...." Tina said bashfully on the bed.

"...."

Haru flicked Tina's head and said, "If I marry you then it isn't a punishment."

"Ouch!"

Tina held her forehead which was being flicked by Haru while laying on the bed.

Then the door was opened and Esdeath entered the hospital room taking out her sword then moved very fast right in front of Saitenshi ready to kill her with her head beheaded.

*Clang!*

But Haru's knife blocked Esdeath's sword easily.

"....."

Everyone was silent and no one dared to say anything when Esdeath entered the room.

The temperature of the room had dropped several celsius made it very cold, but no one dared to say anything.

"Why did you stop me?" Esdeath asked.

"I'm alright. You don't need to get angry," Haru said.

Esdeath looked at Haru and asked, "Do you want her to enter your harem?"

"......."

This question threw them out and they weren't sure what to say for a moment.

Saitake who was the only guy beside Haru in his place suddenly felt jealous for some reason. If he had such a wife then he didn't need to worry about his safety.

"No, I don't have an interest in her," Haru said.

Saitenshi who heard it somehow felt that her confidence as a woman was destroyed when she heard that statement.

"So why did you save her? Don't you know that she's the perpetrator of your assassination?" Esdeath said.

"She's too stupid to do that," Haru said.

"S - Stupid...." Saitenshi was flabbergasted but didn't say anything afterward. She knew that if Esdeath really killed her then no one would say anything since in the eyes of the masses she was a criminal.

"Well....." Esdeath looked at Saitenshi then snickered. "That's true, she is too stupid to do that." She nodded and sat down on Haru's lap. "So what are you going to do with her?"

Saitenshi was angry, but no words could refute when she was being betrayed by her own people.

"So this is your assassin?" Esdeath looked at Tina Sprout.

Tina Sprout was a bit scared when she saw Esdeath who was looking at her. She had felt Esdeath's bloodlust before and she had never felt such a scary woman before.

"Yes, cute, right?" Haru said.

""Yes, it's funny that this little girl is trying to kill you," Esdeath said with a laugh.

"...."

They didn't know what to say for a while when they heard their conversation.

"Umm... Saitake Haruka-sama...." Saitenshi braved herself to say something to Haru.

"Yes?" Haru looked at Saitenshi and said, "What's wrong, Miss Criminal?"

"....."

"I - I'm no criminal! And, I'm not the one who has ordered the assassin to assassinate you!" Saitenshi had a feeling that Haru was making fun of her.

"Yes, but the people know that you're the criminal, so what are you going to do now?" Haru asked.

"I...."

*Knock!* *Knock!*

The door of the room was knocked on and a group of police entered the room.

"Excuse me, Mr. Governor, but we're from the police and we've heard that Saitenshi is in this place." The man looked at Saitenshi and said, "Saitenshi, please follow us to the office and let us punish you for ordering the assassin to assassinate Mr. Governor."

*Bang!* *Bang!* *Bang!*

"ARG!!!!!!!"

"My leg!!"

Haru shot down the legs of the people who tried to catch Saitenshi.

"Shut your mouth, or I'll blow your head," Haru said.

"....."

No one said anything at this moment.

"Who has ordered you?" Haru asked.

"S - Saitake Haruka-sama, we're doing this for your own good. We're going to catch this criminal who has tried to send an assassin to kill you," one of them said with fear since they didn't expect Haru to shoot them down.

"Really? But why do I have a feeling that you are trying to assassinate me by disguising yourself as police?" Haru asked.

"No, we're not assassins!"

"The fact doesn't matter. If I have said that you're an assassin then you're an assassin," Haru said. He also wondered how his bodyguard could let police enter his room and wondered whether there was something wrong with their head.

"...."

Their hearts turned cold, but that was the truth. It was a very critical moment, and if Haru really said that they were an assassin then no one would be able to save them.

"What are you going to do?" Esdeath asked.

"Saitenshi, what are you going to do with your people?" Haru asked.

"I..." Saitenshi wasn't sure what to say.

"You can't do anything," Haru said.

"....."

Saitenshi bit her lips at this moment.

"Well, the only thing that is a good thing about you is your beautiful face, but it can't save your lives after all," Haru said.

"....."

Saitenshi could do nothing and knew that everything was in Haru's hands.

"You don't need to worry. I know the real perpetrator of this incident and it can save your life," Haru said.

"T - Thank you...." Saitenshi looked at the person who had saved her life and somehow she understood how Haru could unite this country making her curious about him.

Haru's bodyguard also came to the room and saw a police officer lying on the ground.

"Take them away and let's end the life of this funny clown," Haru said while looking at the Kikunujo Tendo who was announcing justice on the television.