Thomas Jefferson searches for the Megalonyx

Massive bones of a creature, measuring 3 meters long, as much as a cow, and weighing in at 1000 kilos. It is the remains of a giant sloth hiding within this jungle, a massive beast which I will discover and name.

"Sir, we found it!" one of my crewmen yells.

"Excellent, show me!"

"One of the villagers is carrying it right now."

My eyes widen. He's carrying it? How strong is that man?

The villager comes forward, and in his arms is... a three-toed sloth.