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SCP Steve, containment breach

Thor's hammer, Thanos's Infinity Stones The dark elven holy land, the rough wild tribes The dragon's lair on the mountain, the mysterious ruins of the mermaid under the sea Well, Steve has been to none of the above. But that won’t be the case in the future

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SCP Steve, containment breach

Putting Li Hua on the ground with the collar on it, Ender glanced at the bewildered crowd, and just raised his hand to ask Steve for credit, his face stiffened with joy, and he forcibly put on a poker face, and explained with some embarrassment:

"He was almost killed by a creeper, but I saved him. Why is there another group of people, they haven't been out with Steve for a long time. "

You still have to maintain your majesty, and you're in trouble

Noticing that Ender's expression was not too friendly, Caitlyn gave up the idea of saying hello, scratched her head, and diverted the subject:

"Creepers?"

With a disgusted look on his face, Steve said quickly:

"It's a monster that you don't want to meet at all, but it will keep following you, and when you're not paying attention, it will blow yourself up and blow you up, and I'll plant no less than ten lives in their hands alone, and when you encounter this kind of monster in the wild, run, don't look back, just run. "

As he spoke, Steve pulled out a few strips of yellow cloth from the alley and handed them to Menyashi:

"This is the relic of the people you sent over the other day, why didn't you inform me when you sent them, these guys are running around, and they are almost dead in one night. If Ender hadn't found a man hiding in a pit, he would have been wiped out. "

He looked at Ender and commanded:

"Where did that man go?31"

Li Hua rubbed his head that was shocked by the explosion, and raised his hand a little embarrassed when he heard this:

"He's dead. "

Steve was stunned.

How could it be, didn't I make him a fishing rod and let him fish on the other side of the cliff? This could be dead? I didn't think it would be night.

Before he could ask a question, Li Hua explained:

"At that time, I chased him to the cliff, he jumped straight down, there was water below, more than 30 meters he didn't fall to his death, but later, a trident suddenly appeared in the water and pierced him..... he turned into a puff of white smoke and disappeared, I guess he should be dead?"

Steve realized this and muttered.

"Drowned. Why don't you have to jump into the water. "

He looked at Li Hua:

"This belongs to you who scared him into the water, it's none of my business, I can compensate you two for breaking your iron puppet, but I can't make you a man. "

Caitlyn glanced at Ender's position, intentionally or unintentionally, and the shadowless person was expressionless, looking at his nose and nose, looking at his heart, looking like he had nothing to do with me.

Strange, didn't Ms. Christina say that they were in that kind of relationship?

Is her concentration good, or is XXOO not popular here?

Once the explanation is clear, then it is natural to get down to business.

Menyashi picked up the camera in his hand and proposed:

"Anyway, our mission is to find Mr. Steve and leave a footage, could you please cooperate?"

Steve raised an eyebrow, looked at the camera in Menyashi's hand, thought for a moment, and nodded.

There was nothing dangerous about it, and he had already taken a beautifully made headshot by the time the Foundation registered his file

"You can shoot it, but the action is a little sloppy, I'll pick up the guests later." "

Menya quickly snapped up Steve, Ender, and 173 on the sidelines, and just wanted to take a picture of the interior of the castle room, he was pinched by Caitlyn beside him.

"You don't want to die? Dare to turn your head? Do you think I'm cross-eyed, and I can stare at two 173s in one go?"

Kadoya thought for a moment.

I don't think I dare to bet.

This matter is related to whether the neck will suffer from cervical spondylosis in the future and whether he can still have a future, which requires him to gamble, that is like asking him to press all 100,000 happy beans into it when he faces the farmer teammate who fights the landlord is the dear charity gambling king Mr. Cappuccino, and Mr. Lu Daozai also backhanded a super double plus card.

This wave, this wave can't be gambled, and if you gamble, you have to turn into a stomach rush.

He had no choice but to force himself to stop turning his head, but no matter how well-trained a thousand people were, they had to blink, and it was not a way to stare at 173 all the time, so he could only pin his hope on Steve, who had recast 173, and asked in distress:

Do you have a way to get 173 not to stare at us?"

Steve was stunned, looked at 173, and then at the two who were stunned in place, looking at them with the expression of a fool:

"Are you zombies?"

Caitlin, Menyashi: "It's not"

"Then you guys, are you Xiaobai?"

Although I don't know what Xiaobai means, it shouldn't be.

"I see that you have two arms and two legs, two eyes and one mouth, it's not like a spider, it's impossible for a spider spirit, and it's impossible for Spider-Man. "

Steve scratched his chin, leaned sideways against 173, and smiled:

"Then you're afraid of a ghost, and the iron puppet will beat you?"

The corners of Li Hua's mouth twitched, and he hurriedly stepped forward and explained:

"It's not a question of whether to fight or not, this ..... well, the iron puppet in your mouth, he is professionally trained, not only to fight zombies and spiders, as long as someone looks at him, he looks away or blinks, and no one else looks at him during this period, he will twist that person's neck. "

"Twist your neck?"

Steve repeated this sentence, and then, solemnly, pressed Li Hua's shoulder, and asked in Chinese with a straight voice:

"Neck, what kind of work?"

Li Hua gasped.

Hiss –

(The strong man of the Dou Sect is terrifying.) )

Huge mistake, I'll just say why Steve didn't trigger the attack when he looked at 173 and turned his head again.

Originally, I thought it was because Menyashi and Caitlyn were staring at the two little flowers.....

It took a long time because Steve didn't have a neck at all.

As long as I don't have a job, you can't threaten to fire me, as long as I don't have money, you can't make me chop my hands, as long as I'm lying flat, you can't knock me down, as long as I don't have a neck, you can't twist me

I see, the way to counter 173 is to have no neck?

Wait, do any D-class personnel have necks? (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

It doesn't seem to be.

That's fine.

Li Hua glanced at 173 sympathetically.

When you meet such a neckless anomaly, it's hard for you to judge with the cement in your head.

Little Peanut: "......."

Although he couldn't speak, it didn't mean that Little Peanut agreed with Li Hua's words.

Guess that's why I didn't twist his neck? You also want to see if you can spin your head 360 degrees like a ball and knock me off with a pickaxe?

If you can't do it, don't touch me, I can't beat Steve, I can't beat you?

But Li Hua obviously didn't realize the idea of suddenly having the consciousness of 173, so he could only ask Steve again.

The cube man reluctantly took 077 out of the box and took out another box, stuffed the two 173 twins into it together, and handed it to Li Hua.

"Take it, this box is worth eight planks, and I will give it to you, and I will not charge you money. "

With a wave of his hand, he pulled out the black dragon egg from the chest, took Ender's hand, and turned and walked out of the castle.

"I'm going to pick up the guests, do you want to come along? Or do you want to go shopping with me first? Explain in advance, don't go to very high places, not for fear that you will fall, where is the monster farming tower. Don't go where the light is shining, there's a stone machine, there's a flying book, there's an enchantment table, there's a dark place, there's an end portal..."

Menyashi hurriedly waved his hand:

"No, no, no, we're not going to go shopping, we're going to have to go back first. Hell is actually like this, and this kind of major event that shocks the world must be reported first. "

Caitlyn rolled her eyes:

"I think you're probably going to be mistaken for a fool by the theologians in the Foundation. "

Steve frowned and interjected:

"Who told you this is hell?"

"The way I hit the flint and the fire is not right, the door of hell opened crookedly to you, where is hell for you?" []

I'm here, but I'm in the right world

Christina: "What's it like in hell?"

Kadoyashi: "Mr. Steve says we're hell. "

Christina: "Why did Steve say that?" "

Li Hua: "The monthly salary is 3k, working 12 hours a day, no holidays, the union doesn't care, there is no overtime pay for overtime, and the lunch break is only half an hour." ".