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Reincarnation of a Failed Author: I Hate Clichés

"I hate clichés," I mutter under my breath, frustration etching lines on my face as I stare at yet another overused plot blowing up on the website of the novel I'm publishing. It's a constant cycle of disappointment for me, with no viewers, no readers, and certainly no feedback. In other words, I'm a failed author, stuck in a rut of uninspired storytelling. I can't quite recall when my disdain for cliché tropes first took root, but one thing is for certain— I found myself reincarnated into another world after an unfortunate encounter with a truck. Typical, right? I die in a cliché manner and end up in a whole new reality. "Damn it, I had to go and die in a cliché way too!" I grumble, shaking my head at the irony of it all. But this time, I have a new name, a new body, and even magical powers to boot. I'm now known as Helis, and this is my chance at a fresh start. After hearing the name of the world I had reincarnated into, Crisyes, I realized it was the world of the novel I had only written the concept about. It seems I've been thrust into the world that is on its last living decades. The details elude me, but I'm certain of one thing—this world is on a collision course with chaos. What I didn't anticipate, however, were the lingering threads of my previous life, the invisible connections that bind me to Earth. These mysterious [Story] strings will come back to haunt me, weaving a web of uncertainty and challenges that I'll have to navigate sooner or later. I may despise clichés, but little did I know that I would become entangled in a story far beyond my control. It's a tale where my past and present collide, and only time will reveal the true extent of its consequences. ------Notice------ THE STORY WILL TAKE TIME TO BUILD! Yes, it will start as a normal reincarnation story with cliché elements and cringe events, but the energy will shift at the last chapter of the first volume. The story will focus more on the development of the characters and world-building, not just, "Wow, found a golden cup which I'll drink from and become immortal." No, I will make it as realistic as possible, especially the characters. Oh, and the mc has a knack to trigger cliché events, that's one of the reasons he hates them. If you care about horny chapters, they do happen but later on when the time is right. That's it here, please support me through this journey, and most importantly: Enjoy!

ItsHashi · Fantaisie
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Magic, II

Just continue being my boyfriend and have training sessions with me.

Though she said that, I don't know how I am supposed to take it.

"Hmmm, today a lot happened." I voiced, recalling what happened throughout the time I spent at school.

It was fun, it was nice, and I got to fight.

But the fight part could've stayed away honestly, I don't want to garner much attention at such an early time.

I, as the Author, should usually stay in the background while pulling the strings of the cast, but knowing me… I probably will jump in at the climax and grab the attention of every spectator at the said event.

Well, that aside, I finally entered the yard of my own house, knocking at the door once before taking hold of the handle and pushing the door, "I'm home mom, dad."

I declared my arrival, and my mother who was drying off a glass with some cloth made her way to the door, "Welcome home, Helis. So, how was the day?" She asked, eyes brimming with anticipation.

"Well, it was decent," I said flatly.

"Tch, you know I didn't ask you just to reply that dryly, go into the details you goofball!"

Goofball? Me? Far from it.

"Well, a lot happened today, like a little too much."

"Hmm, what are you waiting for, then, tell me all about it." My mother was ecstatic to see that I was doing well, although I hid the bloodied shirt with my jacket.

I had to talk to my father, later on, to snatch some money from him so I could buy a new one.

"At least let me enter the living room and set down." I sighed.

"Ah, welcome home broski."

"Broski?" I repeated the word, "Where'd you learn to say this, Kale?" I asked my younger brother.

Yes, I had a brother, not the usual trope where the mc would have a younger sister that would be obsessed with the former.

My brother was currently eleven, he was born five years after me.

My mother was worried that she had gone sterile during that time, but thankfully, God graced my parents with a child that is my brother today.

Kale Roadgray.

I found him very precious, that's why I try to keep him out of harm's way.

I do beat the shit out of him while training, though.

I entered the living room, and my father was sitting on a nice couch reading a book, "I'm home, pops." I said as I slumped next to him, letting out an exasperated breath.

"Erm… You look like the life has been nabbed off of you."

"You get it," I grumbled, "Today things kept happening one after the other."

"Oh? And one of them being the girlfriend you got, right?"

"Eh," I raised my brows, confused, "How'd you know that?"

"Huh!?"

"What?!"

"Bullseye," My father scoffed while my mother and brother were looking at me slack-jawed, their expressions demanding explanations right away.

"You were only guessing?" I squinted my eyes at my father.

"Bingo, I knew you'd get one, you're just like your father– Phu!" Abelie punched him in the stomach.

"Yes, let me begin from the start, then."

***

I went over the details of today's occurrences, leaving the stabbed part out, of course.

My parents and brother listened to me very seriously, although my father did chime in and make jokes at the time.

"What!? The Golden Aubreys!?" My mother got shocked when I mentioned who got to become my girlfriend.

"What!? The Crimsons!?" My father got shocked when I mentioned who'd be giving us something as a token apology.

"..."

"What did you get yourself into, my son?" My father sighed, and the light drained out of his eyes.

"I know right?" I was the same, "I'm going to sleep, I've got to train with those bigshots tomorrow… Having recharged batteries is a must."

"Do your best, little star." My father encouraged me.

"Little star?" I scoffed.

That nickname would've been appropriate during the time I was a three-year-old or something.

Just like that, I enter the room and jumped on my bed sniffing my pillow's scent till I was filled to the brim, "Hah… Let's sleep now."

I entered the covers, slid an arm under my pillow, and let sleep swallow my consciousness.

***

"Helis, do you like it this way?" I heard a voice.

"Huh?" My eyes were unfocused, but I could notice the room had a pink into purple color to it.

I was laying down, and down at the start of my lower body was… "Selica?" I called out the name of the woman caressing my stomach, her hand dancing around my private.

"Uhm, can I know what it is that you are doing?" I asked.

"I'm doing what you expected me to do today, isn't that right?" Selica chuckled.

"Now let me see this big boy," She pulled down my boxers after revealing her beautiful breasts.

"Ah…" I was at a loss for words, too much was happening at the same time.

She grabbed my thing, "Now, now, don't be so shy, you can do whatever you want to me… Helis." She whispered my name to my ears.

That was my breaking point where I just pushed her down and then…

And then?

"Fuck, I nutted in my sleep!?"

The early morning was here and the birds were chirping, and so was the front part of my underwear bathed in sperm.

I had to wake up, wash them myself, and then get ready for school.

"Sigh, I'm already exhausted, I want to go home." An exasperated breath escaped my lips as I was about to enter the school grounds.

"Ah, Helis, there you are," Selica made her way towards me, "Making a girl wait for you, who do you think you are?"

It's time to rizz her up.

I grabbed her hand with my left one and wrapped my right arm around her waist, pulling her close to me, I then took that left hand of mine and caressed her face, "I'm the one you fell for, aren't I?"

"Ah–Erm–uh…" She was flustered and lost for words.

Ah, I love this world and the old mentality they have, you can sweet-talk cringe stuff to people and make them all over you.

They could be annoying sometimes, "Helis Roadgray," A voice I could recognize full well since yesterday called out to me, "You shall train me and Selica on how to do magic."

"Eh?" I looked at Selica, and she nodded.

"Why?"

"We are the top mages of the academy in the afternoon shift and yet you can probably take us out instantly, for that, so we hold up to our names, we ask of you." Luke bowed deeply.

"Bruh, how am I supposed to say no to this when you leave me no other way?"

Okay, the second part didnt go as I planned the previous one, but I assure you all of this, next one we will get intel in the whole magic whatever system

Thank you for your patience and enjoy!

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