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Reincarnated into a world of clichés

Guy died, reincarnated into an isekai world full of clichés from a novel. Like a certain red haired noble, he also dreams of living life as a slacker, and maybe get rich along the way. "This author must be really lazy to write such a short summary" said a voice "Cut him some slack, he created us" said another voice "You're saying that because you're the protagonist and he bribed you with money" "I don't turn down a $5 bill" "Cheapskate" "Shush" |Vote with all your power stones and give me good reviews or else I will eat all your cookies.| Author's note : As carefree and free spirit as the protagonist is, I don't plan on making him a hero, but a selfish person who does things only for his own gain. The novel will also end with a harem since the protagonist is a greedy bastard and want a semi cliché ending. P.S. The illustration belongs to the original owner and in no way do I own it, copyright infringement is not intended. if you want it removed, contact me. Disclaimer: This novel contains depictions of various views, beliefs, and ideologies that are solely for fictional and narrative purposes. They do not necessarily reflect the personal views, beliefs, or opinions of the author. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to real events, persons, living or dead, is coincidental. The author's intent is purely to create a work of fiction and not to endorse or promote any particular viewpoint or belief.

PerseusSilver · Fantaisie
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Chapter 508: A fight with Chaos once again (2)

<Flames of purgatory.> I casted as flames spew out over the battle field <Megaflash.>

I casted then many other hard hitting spell at Chaos and charge in, with Eislyn to pressure and block off the escape route, I easily got close to Chaos and punch Chaos in the gut.

I used the power of the gauntlets to apply time magic and slow Chaos down, Chaos has such a thick mana armor this time that my punch couldn't penetrate through the vessel.

Chaos counter back with an uppercut to my jaw and and right hook to the face before kicking me away, I'm pretty sure I swallowed a tooth or 2 from that...the blood Chaos got definitely have something with giving physical strength, cause damn that fucking hurts.

I then summoned blades of light to fall from the sky to our spot and use magic to summon meteors down to wear we are, Chaos tried to run away but Eislyn block its path and after I quickly healed, I jumped to Chaos and grabbed its foot in place.

My spell then hit its mark but there was someone who interfered in our fight, it was this very plain looking guy, and based on his stupid ugly and plain look, it's Bob!

Yes, the worst nightmare that everyone fear is a guy named Bob. What the hell is wrong with this novel, everything is cliché up till the point where I have to face a guy named Bob, yep, my legacy is either me getting killed by a guy with a stupid name like Bob, or Bob slayer.

I'll be honest, I can be the king of dragons or a slayer of gods, but I really not want my legacy to end with a guy named Bob. From the beginning of this novel, I think every person named Bob is so deeply offended.

"Hey Bob, how's the coffee business?"

"Don't you dare bring that up you bastard." he retorted

"C'mon, why don't you go your way and I go mine, my life is like on the right course, unlike my maidenless readers, I actually have people who love me very much, so you forget your revenge against our pathetic author and I'm sure he'll find a way to not get you locked in a cell."

-I don't think you saying that is going to change anything.- Dabria commented -He just looked angrier.-

"Oh right, I forgot, you're maidenless too, I can't believe I forgot to be inclusive and include you in the statement, I'm sure you can find someone someday, people get married in prison all the time. Maybe you can find actual friends in there."

"You infuriate me even more than that author." he laughed with a very angry expression

I'm really trying to delay everything right now to the best of my abilities, author, narrator or even Baeli aren't here to help me. None of us stand a chance against this guy, author, answer me, your protagonist is in danger, you already dropped 'arcana and spirits' to focus on us.

Help us please.

"Hey man, it's not that bad, hell I'll give you free food and drinks for life, Zach got a lot of money racked up, you can spend them here and live out your dreams, not a bad deal eh."

And this finally enough, the narrator and Baeli out of nowhere just in time, I can't believe the author isn't helping, come on man, fight serious, stop sending goons to do your work before you step in and realize that it's too late, that's how a protagonist always win.

They just get free training every encounter with the enemy before the final boss, just kill them from the fucking get go!

"Are you calling me a goon, Perseus Silver?" Baeli glared

"Oh no, you are a beautiful woman whose status is higher than the author himself."

"To think you revive yourself, heh." she laughed which creeped me and the narrator out.

The narrator just ignored it after a moment, and used the moment that Bob was stunned to charge at him and warp him away upon contact.

"Don't worry, I won't kill you again." Baeli reassured and quickly stabbed me with a dagger in my left arm "But kill Chaos with that injury, because it's going to take very long to heal, we'll take Bob away for now."

She then warped away and sure enough, she was right, I can barely lift my left arm, I just braced myself and summoned Eislyn to turn into her sword form, Dream Eater.

I then cut the whole arm off and it regenerated back, but the injury was still there, so my left arm is useless, it will take days to regenerate at this rate, even with healing magic, so I just cut off that arm off, it's better than it swing wildly around.

I then just created an arm made of lightning mana for now, I would make it out of fire, but some other mage captain already got that, it looked cool and can handle mana well, but it would lack in physical damage.

Chaos then use their power to cancel that out leaving me back with no arm.

"Without an arm? Shit, that bitch still has it out for me, killing me wasn't enough."

Chaos then shot out a spell, Eislyn manifests and tried to stand her ground but got blown away. Chaos then rushed at her, I tried to turn, but without an arm, I sort of feel an imbalance.

Chaos knew that and managed to knock Eislyn out cold and made her go back to being a sword, so I called her back and put her away. I rushed at Chaos to punch it when it's a bit off guard.

But that was a feint, Chaos would have intercepted that and use the other arm to land a blow in me, so I charged in with a slightly slower than usual pace, Chaos reacted to that speed and I boost at the last moment to duck under that intercepting arm.

I did a kick upwards hard against the chin and flipped backwards for distance and charge in. Chaos stumbled and regained their foothold only to meet my knee to the face.

With one arm, I created a small sun and smash it against Chaos to create a big explosion of radiation and flames blowing everyone away.