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Reincarnated into a world of clichés

Guy died, reincarnated into an isekai world full of clichés from a novel. Like a certain red haired noble, he also dreams of living life as a slacker, and maybe get rich along the way. "This author must be really lazy to write such a short summary" said a voice "Cut him some slack, he created us" said another voice "You're saying that because you're the protagonist and he bribed you with money" "I don't turn down a $5 bill" "Cheapskate" "Shush" |Vote with all your power stones and give me good reviews or else I will eat all your cookies.| Author's note : As carefree and free spirit as the protagonist is, I don't plan on making him a hero, but a selfish person who does things only for his own gain. The novel will also end with a harem since the protagonist is a greedy bastard and want a semi cliché ending. P.S. The illustration belongs to the original owner and in no way do I own it, copyright infringement is not intended. if you want it removed, contact me. Disclaimer: This novel contains depictions of various views, beliefs, and ideologies that are solely for fictional and narrative purposes. They do not necessarily reflect the personal views, beliefs, or opinions of the author. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to real events, persons, living or dead, is coincidental. The author's intent is purely to create a work of fiction and not to endorse or promote any particular viewpoint or belief.

PerseusSilver · Fantaisie
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Chapter 440: Stupid banquet (4)

3rd person view

In the halls of Valhalla, the ground was shaking a everyone stopped what they were doing earlier. The halls that was loud and bustling earlier has now gone quiet, it used to be filled with the sounds of cheering, glasses clanging and noise from people fighting each other.

"Ragnarok...it's here." Odin said as he sat on his throne "The day that we've been waiting for. Chaos and her forces shall not interfere...but even so, it is nothing but a doomed battle."

"Then I shall head to the front lines." Thor responded "This time, our death will be our true death."

"Eliminate as many demons and giants as you can, Thor." Odin ordered "We will lose, but eliminate a lot so that the boy, Perseus Silver, have a slight chance to end this for us and avenge the souls of Valhalla."

Odin then received a report from a servant that a large group of living vampires. He then went to meet them.

"How did you come here?" Odin asked

"A certain prince of mine promised that us vampires can help go on the offensive, and he honored that deal." King Brennon chuckled "And it look like you can use some help."

"All of you will be wiped out, this is Ragnarok, a prophecy of the end, this is nothing but the start."

"Then does that mean us prideful vampires should stay behind being protected?" Brennon countered "As for our race, we already have Lillian and Wyatt to stay behind protecting those who are not here today."

"Going on the offensive, huh? Well I'm not going to stop those who are willing to battle in this desperate struggle, let us go fight for glory."

*****

1st person view

"What's...taking so long? And why do I feel like as if I'm on drugs?"

"We can't get you into a coma, so using magic to make you feel intoxicated is the best we can do." Chaos replied "As for why? This is a long process."

"Are you sure you can concentrate with him talking?" Nike asked

"Let him be." Chaos answered "It's his last moment after all where I will completely erase his soul to make sure he will never come back. He seems to have someone help bind his soul to that body very strongly, it will take some time, it's probably the work of Hecate."

"Good guess, and I used forbidden...magic to help. Why is the void...empty, gods were patrolling here."

"We had them killed or they were our spies." Fortuna answered

"Is it just me or everyone can see sound and hear colors? I can also see 3 Eros."

-I know that we're not in the best position right now, probably the worst, but this is funny- Adam said

"You guys know...that if you give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours, but if you set him on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life..."

"You say dark jokes while intoxicated?" Eros asked "That's new."

*1 hour later*

"...and that's how my grandma did a triple backflip into a dumpster. And I don't even have a grandma hehehe, that's funny. Wanna know why?"

"I'm sort of regretting the fact that I let him have his final words." Chaos complained

-Yeah, even I'm somewhat annoyed.- Adam agreed -How does Dabria tolerate you?-

"That's cuz I don't even have a grandmother HAHAAHAhA hehehe. Oh man. Anyway, I'm thirsty, you guys got cold apple juice? Water will do. And is there a toilet nearby? I need to pee, it's been a couple hours since you captured me, aww man, can I go home now? I have my son to worry about."

"Give it a couple more days and Ragnarok will destroy your world, you will have no more son to worry about." Eros joked

I can then sensed a warp portal opened right behind me surprising the 4 gods, you're asking how I can even tell Chaos was surprised despite having no face, right? Her presence and mana fluctuated a bit. I got pulled back and see that the chains got cut, the 4 gods in the void chased after me and run through the portal.

I can sense Hecate behind me and somehow cancelled the intoxicating effects giving me back my senses. Nike shot out fire lances at our direction, with the chains still cuffed around me, I spun it and use it to slash her spell and cut several of them down. The anti magic property on this thing is amazing.

"What world is this?" Nike asked as she see no one around us. "Where are your allies?"

There's only the 3 of us going against the 4 of them. We are currently on this empty planet with 2 suns and a lot of sand. No sign of alien life anywhere.

"They're not here yet, but we plan to sacrifice ourselves to kill you 4." Hecate chuckled "It may be hard and we will die, but taking you 4 down will help us a lot, at the very least, we will kill Chaos here today."

Zach was helping get out of the chains as Hecate was holding them off. Her absolute magic control would usually work well against most opponents, but not with Chaos around, she has a similar ability making it hard for us as well. As with Chaos' presence, our spells seems to fluctuate a lot, but it isn't impossible to use, just a lot harder than usual.

-Dabria, where are you?-

-I'm trying to reach you, but there's some sort of barrier on your world blocking us from reaching you.- she replied -Just a few more minutes.-

-Alright then.-

They're almost here, which means we gotta sell the act. Me and Zach got out the apples of Hera and took a bite of it and this time we swallowed it. I know, Zach doesn't want to be a god and be immortal, well...he can become mortal again after this anyway, so a temporary power boost is good for a fight.

<Even though this is my temporary body, when Chaos take it, it should weaken a bit since Chaos prefer a body of a mortal. >

Nike jumped and jabbed her spear to my face, I grabbed it and apply gravity magic so Nike can't let go of it, which I then smash her against the ground. Eros shot an arrow at me faster than any before, Zach jumped in and grabbed it and use the momentum to spin and throw it back at him, he dodged it but the arrowhead fell off all of a sudden and only bruised Eros when it hit.

"My my, what an unlucky arrow." Fortuna giggled

< I want her to have an ara ara asmr. Shit, wrong timing. >