Chapter 349: Elysium (3)

So Dabria and I are arguing each other throwing both insults and compliments at each other.

"How long has it been?" Mom asked

"Oh, 1 hour and...43 minutes, it might take a while longer, one is a celestial who have enough power to fight a god and the other is a goddess." Elektra answered as she look at the clock "They can go at it for at least 2 days."

"If you take that last sentence out of context..."

"Well if we do, I'd say 27 hours?"

"Hah, they can go at it much longer than you." Mom exclaimed

| Damn, Hypnos, she did you dirty. |

"I want to sleep but they're so loud." Hypnos complained as he ignored her insult "Why are they more mad that they find out that they secretly like each other? Shouldn't they, I don't know, get along more?"

"-ank you, I appreciate that!" Dabria shouted

"You're welcome!"

"Are you 2 like done now?" Mom asked

"...I think so." Dabria answered "I'm out of insults."

"Well if it make you guys feel any better, your merchandise sold for a lot of money in the god's realm." Elektra chimed in

"What merchandise?"

"Oh no...So you're saying this shirt I have with your autograph isn't by you?" Elektra asked as she took out a shirt out of her spatial storage with a cute drawing of me and Dabria together.

-Ace...do you know how to forge my signature?-

-...Guilty.- Ace replied -You found out about the merchandise, haven't you?-

-Yes, since when?- Dabria asked

-It was Loki's idea, I forged your signatures as he sells it to the gods. We got 50% of the profit, don't worry.- He responded nervously -Loki gets 40% while 10% goes to charity.-

-We'll settle this later.-

"We'll discuss this more after Tartarus, for now we'll just talk things out with mom, and then we will definitely try to find Cain and get him to get Adam and Eve out of us." Dabria suggested "We also have Nyx to worry about."

"Yes, please show that ugly hag your true power, no one messes with my son and gets away with it!" My mom chimed in "Or...I mean, you 2 can just marry each other now and not have her mess with your love life."

"Mom, you know that's not how things work. I mean, it will definitely work, but no."

"Why? Are you scared that your 2 girlfriends will kill you? Just so you know, I'm very happy that you found so many people who loves you dearly."

"Except they all show it..."

"What was that?" Dabria asked

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"Alright, you 2, shut the hell up and kneel." mom yelled as me and Dabria did as she asked "It was funny at first but now it's been too long. I even finished several steaks as you argue."

"You guys made her mad, you're so dead." Hypnos commented

"You too, you bastard." Mom ordered "Now!"

"What did I do?" he asked but was too scared to disobey her anyway

"For being a bad father, I've been a bit lenient since I finally get to meet my son, but now I'm annoyed and you're all getting it. Except you Elektra, you did great." Mom responded "Now you 2, you've gone through so much together, so now hug and make up. I've been listening to you 2 arguing for more than several hours, don't you have places to be instead of a petty spat?!"

"Yes, mother. I apologize." Me and Dabria then hugged

"And you Hypnos, what kind of father do nothing as their own child suffer? You already broke so many rules, what's wrong with breaking one or 2 more? At least show yourself in his dreams or something, why did you let poor Elektra do all your work? And I'm surprised that your wife even let you off, because I would have definitely find a way to kill you."

-Your mother's scary when she's mad- Dabria commented

-It was your fault that caused it, but yes, she's scary.-

"Dabria, Perseus, let me tell you right now, I have no care for fates or destiny. Live happily and with no regrets, whether you 2 end up together or not isn't my business, but get along, otherwise, even when I reincarnate, I will find a way to haunt on all of you." My mom scolded

"Yes, mother, I will save the universe and make you proud."

"Too formal, call me 'mom' "

"If it will appease you, then yes mom."

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Well let's just say the rest of her scolding aren't pretty, but she's a really good person as for the rest of the time that we were their, she gave us some advices to our problems while telling us some of her stories.

I can't believe that such an amazing person is my mother, my life would have definitely been different if she lived and raised me. I definitely would've been a much better person and would never become a killer, but at the same time, due to her death and my tough life, I would have never survived in tis world.

If I was nice and not cunning, I wouldn't have killed those bandits and bonded with Siege. I probably won't even bond with Damon and Diana, Lia would need another person with a dragon bond and called Albert, meaning that I would've never met her.

I also would have never met Urie, meaning that I would never have met Zach or become a celestial, all of that lead me to be able to travel between worlds and be able to visit my old world.

Everything that happened leads me to this, I met her again, but after I leave here today, I will never meet her again. I want to stay longer but...I can't, I have many things to do if I want to stop Eros. I can't prioritize myself over other people at this time, Amora is proof that there are timelines where we fail. If I want a future, I have to stop them or else.

| You keep sounding more and more like a cliché harem protagonist. |

Shut up author.