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Reincarnated into a world of clichés

Guy died, reincarnated into an isekai world full of clichés from a novel. Like a certain red haired noble, he also dreams of living life as a slacker, and maybe get rich along the way. "This author must be really lazy to write such a short summary" said a voice "Cut him some slack, he created us" said another voice "You're saying that because you're the protagonist and he bribed you with money" "I don't turn down a $5 bill" "Cheapskate" "Shush" |Vote with all your power stones and give me good reviews or else I will eat all your cookies.| Author's note : As carefree and free spirit as the protagonist is, I don't plan on making him a hero, but a selfish person who does things only for his own gain. The novel will also end with a harem since the protagonist is a greedy bastard and want a semi cliché ending. P.S. The illustration belongs to the original owner and in no way do I own it, copyright infringement is not intended. if you want it removed, contact me. Disclaimer: This novel contains depictions of various views, beliefs, and ideologies that are solely for fictional and narrative purposes. They do not necessarily reflect the personal views, beliefs, or opinions of the author. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to real events, persons, living or dead, is coincidental. The author's intent is purely to create a work of fiction and not to endorse or promote any particular viewpoint or belief.

PerseusSilver · Fantaisie
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Chapter 322: Therapy suggestion

"Ok I'm going to skip all the bullshit, you all knew that I killed my own mother? And decide to 'hey, let's not tell him. We want to have angry confrontation part about the truth' for this stupid novel. Don't say 'It was to protect you' or 'You would have been better off without the truth'.

"And Pasithea, do not use your powers to calm me down, I do not care if you are his wife, I will still hit you. Like what do you guys think I am? I'm like more than 30 years old, just tell me the truth earlier, and now some fucking idiotic handsome god told me instead of you guys before beating the crap out of me. And let me tell you, I maybe not in my physical body right now, but it still fucking hurts."

"This is exactly why we didn't want to tell you" Hypnos replied

"There it is, the stupid line. Oh by the way did you guys know, Eros already knows that auntie Elektra is working for you, he knows about her being a double agent and her relationship with me, there's literally no point in sending her there anymore."

"Drats, since when?" Elektra cursed

"Well I don't know, he told me things enough just to get me mad, not enough for me to figure it all out! Fuck! In one day, I not only gotten the crap beaten out of me, but I also found out I killed my own mom. My day is shit!"

"This is why I constantly tell you to not have an affair, Hypnos" Pasithea grumbled "Mortals are problematic."

"You say it like you never had affairs" Hypnos countered

"You guys need serious couple therapy, I suggest Aphrodite, she provides that."

"I'm one of the Graces, I work for her." Pasithea pointed out

"Hell of a coincidence since my previous name is also Grace."

"Well we are also known as the Charities. But you also donate a lot of money to charities, so this is an even worse coincidence."

"Yeah, let's not get into the specifics, now that you're here, I might as well ask. Do you know how to contact Prometheus? I need Pandora's pithos to get Heracles as an ally."

"I don't, but she does" Hypnos pointed at Pasithea

"You are as useless as ever."

"I may not be your mother, but I will not take an insult towards my husband like that" Pasithea responded "He is your father."

"And what has he done exactly? He could've easily concealed my powers without my mother knowing right? So why didn't he do it? Why the hell do I have to hear the fucking news from a fucking stranger that I killed my own mom?! Tell me! And don't call him my father, Axel Silver, that's my father. He may not agree with everything I have done, but at least he's there for me when I need him."

"That is something I will regret and live with unfortunately." Hypnos sadly

"Live? You sleep for like most of your days! How is that living? I'm surprised that Pasithea still haven't gotten a divorce."

"Ok let's all just calm down before this can get uglier" Elektra cut in "Let's not go further. Hypnos clearly regret the choices he made, and you will need his wife's help in order to accomplish your task. Why don't you forgive Hypnos for his idiotic behaviors and he can convince his wife to help you?"

"You're using my weakness to exploit the situation, aren't you, auntie? You know I'm weak to your requests."

"A bit, yes." Elektra answered

"Thank you for your honesty. Damn it, so do you know why Eros left me alive? He said it'll be interesting to see a struggle as he left, but he wouldn't go through all this effort just for that. I use the 'void of eternal nightmare' on him but I sense nothing, the guy has no fear at all."

"Well that may be due to the fact that you are not powerful enough yet, he's much stronger than the gods you have faced until now. My powers aren't invincible, so is Hecate's. Nothing in this universe is omnipotent, you'll need to be at least of your brother's level to affect him." Hypnos replied "Or my level if you want enough power to have a chance to KILL him."

"What about Nyx? Can she kill him?"

"Oh, yeah, easily"

"Well I can't promise that I can get the pithos off of Prometheus, but I can get a meeting with him." Pasithea offered "But I will need a favor."

"How do you have contact with him and Aphrodite doesn't?"

"It's because he hates the Olympians. Us Graces were pulled in to help in Pandora's creation, but that was only because we can't defy the order, so we remained in close contact after we apologized to him and his brother. He also made us swore an oath to never spread his information to the Olympians and keep it as secret " Pasithea answered "So I will arrange a meeting, but for the rest, it's up to you."

"What's the favor?"

"I need you and Hypnos to take a therapy session."

"I'm sorry, what?" me and Hypnos exclaimed

"Clearly, you 2 do not have the best of relationships with each other, so you need consultation to improve it and reconcile." Pasithea responded "Elektra, you will accompany them as a third party."

"Can I have a counter offer?"

"Nope, so if you want my help, make it up to your father, I will send you the date of the appointment to Elektra so that she may inform you."

"Damn it!"

"Trust me, this is the easiest favor that you can do unless you want my other offers that could take years to accomplish." Pasithea replied "Or you don't want my help at all."

"I hate you, Hypnos, and Eros."

"The feeling isn't mutual fortunately" Pasithea sighs "I kind of like mortals of your type."

"Well Elektra, you should abandon your position working with Eros." Hypnos ordered "They now know, and we can't risk your life more than it already is. You should just focus on your job as an enforcer for the council. But do try to gather information from other various means."