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Reincarnated into a world of clichés

Guy died, reincarnated into an isekai world full of clichés from a novel. Like a certain red haired noble, he also dreams of living life as a slacker, and maybe get rich along the way. "This author must be really lazy to write such a short summary" said a voice "Cut him some slack, he created us" said another voice "You're saying that because you're the protagonist and he bribed you with money" "I don't turn down a $5 bill" "Cheapskate" "Shush" |Vote with all your power stones and give me good reviews or else I will eat all your cookies.| Author's note : As carefree and free spirit as the protagonist is, I don't plan on making him a hero, but a selfish person who does things only for his own gain. The novel will also end with a harem since the protagonist is a greedy bastard and want a semi cliché ending. P.S. The illustration belongs to the original owner and in no way do I own it, copyright infringement is not intended. if you want it removed, contact me. Disclaimer: This novel contains depictions of various views, beliefs, and ideologies that are solely for fictional and narrative purposes. They do not necessarily reflect the personal views, beliefs, or opinions of the author. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to real events, persons, living or dead, is coincidental. The author's intent is purely to create a work of fiction and not to endorse or promote any particular viewpoint or belief.

PerseusSilver · Fantaisie
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10k views special

Note: This isn't canon

"Yo author, we got 10k views" Perseus said "How do you feel?"

"First time meeting, no 'Hey how's your day man?' or 'Nice to meet you' " I replied

"Well sorry but this story is about me not you"

I just sighed

"Let me handle this" Dabria cut in and had this creepy smile "Did you really googled for my name?"

"...No" I looked away

"You did, didn't you?" Ace said

"Maybe" I answered in a whisper

*****

"You know the author never mentioned our eye colors" Ace mentioned

"Well mine is light blue, and yours is light green" Siege said

"Dumb author"

"Guys, I'm right here you know" I intervened

"You sound more pathetic than we thought" Ace said in amazement

"I have no arguments" Siege agreed

"I'll go eat my chips" I said as I left the room

*****

"Yo author, thanks for the 5 dollar bill, anything else you want me to do?" Perseus asked

"No, though I do have a request"

"What is it?"

"STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE IT IS TO FIX THEM?!"

"No can do, besides Dabria does it too"

"Don't pull me into this" Dabria replied

"I can't even pay for someone to fix them anymore" I cried "I have to go buy the materials and fix them myself, brick by brick"

Perseus cringed

"Ok I'll try to do it less"

"What he meant is, it'll never happen again" Dabria said

-Why promise something we can't keep?- Perseus asked

-Well he's crying, we have to make him feel better- she replied

"I can hear your thoughts too, you know" I sniffled

"Oops" they said in unison