Ancient Desert of Desolation part 5

The feast to end all feast has cometh. Titans, giants, one and all who dare claim to be the primal source of all life has been treated to one single law.

They are all but mere pray to my Tanuki.

Indeed, some my said that such things are worth celebrating for, for is it not through their own folly they have angered the menace himself who may or may not be part honey badger?

Grrrrrrrr

"Indeed my hungry friend, we have seen many moons to end all moons. But never once have we seen such a feast" saliva oozes out of me as I look in front of me.

Cluck

So sayeth the Big D, the truth that shall pierce the Heveans a new one and show truth to all the fools.

For in front of us was a feast like no other. In this desolate desert where the laws of Hevean and Earth interweave to create a desolate area bereft of all life, the beasts who roam this area are strong for daring to challenge the Law itself.

Indeed, I am looking at a couple of beasts who have survived in this harsh desert for but a lifetime. Their fur is the color of sand to hide their intent. Their eyes the eyes of a predator who knows the ins and outs of the desert like the back of their hand…or paw in this case.

Their jaw that can shatter mountains and their claws that can rend the stars. Indeed, it's a giant fuck off behemoths of epic proportions, and theirs multiple of them.

"Tanuki, Big D, we feasting tonight alright" my fellow peeps agree with me and so we descend into the pit and are immediately besieged by them. "Heh, give me that meat!!!" I yell and lunge at one of them before coalescing the energy of the earth and the heavens into my hands as I grab space itself in a localized manner and pull.

And for a second the very world warps as I grab space like if it was a blanket before I let it go and a small rupture tears at their number from the world fixing itself. "Localized spacial bombs. Indeed, I am amazing at destroying physics, praise me one and all!!!!" Sadly no one heard my praise as lighting struck thrice at an enemy position and the wind picked up enough that my chicken went into a dance of blood.

…I wish I was joking but big D weaponized the winds into his feathers, beaks and legs so he looked like a tornado made from blood. Not his, but from the poor enemies who attacked us.

Tanuki on the other hand just did his own thing and slaughtered while somehow feasting on his enemies mid combat.

"Greedy bastard, can't even afford to wait till we're done here" a couple of minutes later and we find ourselves in the middle of corpses, a sea of blood some may say.

"Alright, time to gather some spirit stones for our drugs!" And so we worked efficiently, some may say too effectively as in a scant few minutes I threw all three hundred of them into my storage ring and sighed.

"These guys dropped high quality ones so that should cover around three hundred thousand…the fuck is that conversation ratio…inflation? Ah no, spiritual energy" I nod to myself. Some cultivators use spirit stones as a way to help them understand the element that their cultivating.

"Alright gang we're halfway there, just one more hunting to go and we will have the materials to make our own Oasis in this desert, our very own Shangri-La if you will" heavens knows I need it to relax.

There's a damn good reason why the saying of never forcefully taking a druggies stash is a thing, we get aggressive, and right now I want to break something.

"When we return, I'm making sure that the banana sect is demolished and ensuring all their cultivators will get raped by beasts" Tanuki looks at me with a gaze and I nod.

"You raise a good point, but it's fine, I'll train the beast if I have to. Fool their senses into thinking that it's mating season and that the cultivators are their mates" now you might be asking, why rape and not torture.

And to that I have one answer. Torture? Pain? What's the point of doing that? Sure I can break their fingers, their spirits and souls, but it's boring and something they'll ready themselves to. Now the whole rape thing will break them.

Their confidence, their ego, their everything will shatter as their used by beasts who they believe are lower than them. It's funny in a twisted sort of sense, I'm mad at having my stash taken away from me, so I'm going to destroy everything they have.

"But will that not give Tamamo a bad name?" I hum in thought at that question. Indeed, if I followed my wrath would I not be dirtying Tamamo image? Disgracing it as my bad deeds will be associated with her?

"Change of plans, I'm straight up just going to kill them" Tanuki looks at me with bored eyes before chewing on raw meat. "Yea well, sometimes I can't have everything. So why not just settle on mentally torturing them instead?" I nod at my wisdom.

After a few minutes of loitering around we escape the pit and and begin walking the desert again in search of prey, and in doing so we come across a rabbit that has way too many teeth's that I question nature as to why she would create something that horrifying.

Then we met some cultivators who wanted us dead so we kill then and fed them to Tanuki, again he's a gluttonous bastard who doesn't discriminate on what can and can't be in his stomach.

Hell I'm like ninety percent sure he's only cultivating cause he wants to know if Hevean itself is fast.

"Haaaah, sometimes I wonder how we even became friends in the first place, probably because I was insane and felt a certain sense of kinship" truth be told I still question my insanity from the forest and how I managed to survive there when everybody else was just stronger than me.

"Something relating to me using my own shit as well as the feces of other animals that I found?" I frown in disgust and shove that memory back into the back of my head.

I certainly do not need to know how I covered my self in animal shit and piss as well as other disgusting things to stay alive.