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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

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Black Tortoise looked at the two eye-catching teeth marks on the Divine Lord's nose and sighed.

As the most loyal Divine Servant, he really couldn't tolerate someone offending the Divine Lord's divine body like this, but he couldn't do anything if the Divine Lord was covering up the culprit.

Seeing that the marks only began to fade after five days, it could be seen how good the little dog god's teeth were!

Black Tortoise slowly crawled to the pillar of the temple. Heavenly Flower, who was also curled up on the pillar, said worriedly, "Little Inugami is becoming more and more playful recently. I wonder if it has bitten anywhere else. What do you think will happen if one day it bites the Lord?"

Tianhua opened his golden eyes and sighed.

"I heard that whether it is wolves or dogs, they always like to use things to grind their teeth and bite everywhere for fun. Say, why don't we find some good things so that the little dog god won't bite the Lord all the time? "

Black Tortoise nodded, no expression could be seen on the honest turtle's face. He just said, "I've been on the Holy Turtle Island all year round, but I don't have anything suitable. Can you find something that the little dog god will like?"

"That's not difficult."

Tianhua swam down from the pillar and turned into a human. He said, "Wait for me to go to the Yao Clan and ask the Yao Wolf Clan, then I'll find some useful treasures. You guard the temple, I'll go and come back quickly. "

Black Tortoise said, "That's good, I'll have to trouble you."

Tianhua snorted, "We're all sharing the Lord's worries, don't think that you're the only one who can win the Lord's favor."

He was full of a sense of crisis. Even if he knew that the love that he coaxed back to bed for a thousand years had sealed the East Sea and didn't want to see him, he still refused to leave and let the old bastard Black Tortoise monopolize the position of the first Divine Servant.

However, the Divine Lord was still cold and indifferent to the little dog god, and he wasn't as liked by the little dog god as Black Tortoise. Now that he finally had a chance to make a contribution, he was afraid that Black Tortoise would take it away, so Tianhua left without saying anything.

He didn't see that the old turtle behind him curved his eyes, revealing a look of success.

Gou Liang drank milk and said, "Black Tortoise is teasing Tianhua again."

If that stupid dragon really dared to send the teeth-grinding club over, it would be unfair to him if he didn't scratch him a few times to teach him how to behave.

The Divine Lord smiled as he looked at Gou Liang, who was biting his finger and sucking on the milk condensed from divine power.

He didn't know who his little cub had learned from. He had heard that other children grew up drinking milk and also wanted him to feed him that way. His little cub's eyes were fixed on his chest. After being rejected, he even dared to take off his clothes.

Both sides argued once, and he spent a lot of time coaxing the little cub. He used his finger to replace the thing on his chest and fed him.

The Divine Monarch saw that he was still licking his fingers with his little tongue. The soft and tender tongue did not have the tiny barbs it had when it was in the beast form, but the numbness it brought was still there.

The Divine Lord did not feel Gou Liang's intentional seduction at all. She was very happy with his intimacy and indulged him even more.

At this moment, he tapped his little nose and said, "Tian Hua has a straightforward personality and can't be provoked. If you tease him for too long, it'll be boring. However, I've never seen Black Tortoise being provoked, so it must be quite interesting. "

Gou Liang's eyes immediately curved. He used his teeth to bite his finger and said, "If Black Tortoise knew, he would definitely cry."

He rejoiced in Black Tortoise's misfortune. Indeed, Black Tortoise was much more challenging than the old lecherous dragon who did not use his brain.

Black Tortoise, who was in front of the shrine, suddenly withdrew his tail. He didn't know why, but he had a bad premonition. He turned his head and calculated the patterns on his turtle shell. Then, he sighed and summoned his little grandson.

At this moment, a System with short legs also jumped to its master's side.

Looking at its master, who was one size smaller than itself, the System was happy every time it saw him.

Because the seal on Gou Liang's sea of consciousness had been removed and he had merged with his main body, his sea of consciousness had also changed.

It did not dare to stay in the sea of consciousness that looked harmless but contained powerful dark energy.

Fortunately, the main System was reliable and transferred him back in time. Otherwise, it would have been destroyed in the hands of its heartless master!

And now, it had become a wandering soul in this world. Other than Gou Liang, no one else could see or hear it.

However, the System had always lived such a life. It was not uncomfortable at all. Instead, it was happy that it could play freely here. If Gou Liang did not look for it, it would not return home for ten days to half a month.

This time, it came back because it had important gossip to share.

"Master, there's progress on Tian Zhen's side!"

Gou Liang communicated with it telepathically, "Let's hear it."

"Hehe, Yao Chi — — the Fifth Princess of the Heavenly Monarch, Xuan Xuan's previous fiancée. You haven't forgotten, right? She went to find Tian Zhen and said that she wanted to ask the Heavenly Monarch to grant them a marriage. Tian Zhen agreed. They are now going to find the Heavenly Monarch. "

Tian Zhen was a scumbag, but Yao Chi, who slept with her fiancé's good brother, was also not a good person. Therefore, the System was happy to hear that she wanted to sleep with Tian Zhen.

Of course, Gou Liang would not be nosy and remind Yao Chi that her beloved Heavenly Monarch was impotent.

Touching his chin, he said to himself, "So, Xuan Wu has already passed, right?"

Xuan Wu, that old guy, was not willing to suffer any losses. It would be strange if he did not look for trouble at this time.

He had taken back his original body and recovered his initial memories.

In the memory world of Li Qing the Immortal, although many things had changed because of his appearance in the past two thousand years, the main plot was still developing according to the original track.

For example, Tian Zhen, who was a villain.

In the original world, Tian Zhen was taken away by the Immortal and sent to Buddhism not long after his third life was born.

But this time, because the little puppy and Gou Liang were jealous of each other, he kept pestering the Immortal and insisted that the Immortal take him to look for delicious food because of Gou Liang's desire.

After 18 years of delay, the plot had developed to the point where Secret Guard Tian Zhen's love turned into hatred and he lost his love.

It turned out that Tian Zhen was not impotent after he came back from Buddhism. He just lost interest in women for a long time.

Even so, he still hated the gods who laughed at him, especially the little puppy who forced him to pass the tribulation. Later, after he fell to the devil, he tempted the big white wolf, who was driven out of the Ninth Heaven, to break up with the Immortal and bewitched him on how to really get the Immortal. This made the big white wolf, who had no sense of right and wrong, to go to the opposite side of the Immortal.

Now, the evil Tian Zhen would only be more ferocious than before.

However, there was a process for all of this. Now, Tian Zhen had just taken the first step on the road of the Fallen Immortal.

Gou Liang would not stop him. If necessary, he would be the one who pushed Tian Zhen into the land of eternal damnation. After all, he was destined to lead thousands of demons to attack the Ninth Heaven.

Thinking of this, Gou Liang could not help but think of the bloody war of the God Slayer War in his memory and sighed.

The Immortal saw him holding his chin and thinking about things. His eyes were full of a smirk as if he was watching a good show. At this moment, he suddenly sighed. The Immortal could not help but find it funny and asked, "What are you thinking? One moment you are happy, and the next moment you are not."

Gou Liang said seriously, "Black Tortoise is too bad. He bullied Tianhua. As soon as he left, he went to bully the little grandson of the Tianhua family. Tsk, tsk."

The Immortal glanced at him with his divine sense and said uninterestedly, "They have their own karma. Don't worry about it."

Gou Liang stood up from his lap, waved his gorgeous sleeves and said, "I'm just bored. I'm going to watch the show. Are you coming?"

The Immortal glanced at him and directly pointed in the hall to let him watch the live broadcast. He did not want him to leave, nor did he want others to see his cute appearance.

Gou Liang sat back on his lap and said, "You are really boring. If you want to watch, can't I watch it myself?"

Seeing that he wanted to get involved, the Immortal patted his head and said, "Wait for Black Tortoise to come back and play with him. Those juniors are just so-so. There is nothing to play with."

Gou Liang tilted his head. Seeing that he was serious, he could not help but laugh.

Heavenly Court.

Yao Chi was looking at Black Tortoise and his grandson with caution. She said, "Xuan Xuan, we have already broken off the engagement. Don't interfere with my marriage."

The Immortal scolded, "Yao Chi, don't talk nonsense!"

He looked at Black Tortoise Immortal apologetically. Black Tortoise waved his hand and said with a smile, "Fifth Princess misunderstood. I heard that Fifth Princess is looking for someone else. I brought this useless grandson of mine to congratulate the two of you. "

As he spoke, he looked at the embarrassed Tian Zhen and said kindly, "Your grandfather is doing something in the Lower Bound. He will be back soon. When the time comes, he will preside over your marriage. I will wait to drink the wedding wine. "

As he spoke, he left with Xuan Xuan.

"Xuan Xuan …"

Tian Zhen shouted. Seeing Xuan Xuan leave without looking back, his eyes were filled with loneliness.

Yao Chi saw that he was wavering. She could not help but say to the Immortal anxiously, "Father, please grant the marriage. I will not marry anyone other than Tian Zhen!"

"Nonsense." The Immortal flicked his sleeves and said, "Divine Dragon Island is not a place where you can marry just because you want to."

"Father!"

Yao Chi's eyes reddened. She thought he was going to refuse.

The Immortal Lord ignored her. He looked at Tian Zhen and said, "Immortal Lord Tian Zhen, if you really want to marry Yao Chi, you should ask Black Tortoise Immortal Lord first. When Black Tortoise Immortal Lord gives the order, I will not refuse. "

Yao Chi smiled through her tears and said, "Thank you, Father!"

She happily pulled Tian Zhen away. The Lord of Heaven looked at them and couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

Yao Chi still had the heart of a daughter. She did not know that Immortal Lord Tian Hua would never allow Tian Zhen to marry her.

It was not that her status was not high enough. As long as she was Xuan Xuan's fiancée, as long as she betrayed Xuan Xuan with Tian Zhen, Immortal Lord Tian Hua would never agree, even for the sake of Black Tortoise Immortal Lord.

This was why Black Tortoise Immortal Lord came and told him that Immortal Lord Tian Hua had gone to the Mortal World.

He was reminding him not to climb up the social ladder and get into trouble.

Tian Zhen walked with Yao Chi for a while before he came back to his senses.

He had been thinking about Xuan Xuan the whole time.

Although he had many friends, the only one he cared about was Xuan Xuan, who had grown up with him.

He did not expect that Xuan Xuan would care about Yao Chi losing her virginity. He also did not expect that Xuan Xuan would find out about his relationship with Yao Chi. Originally, he just wanted to play with Yao Chi for a while and then withdraw. Xuan Xuan would never know about it.

Who would have thought that things would develop in the direction he did not want. Now, Xuan Xuan already regarded him as a stranger.

He stopped and said to Yao Chi, who was still looking forward to their married life, "Yao Chi, don't mention marriage again."

"What did you say?!"

Yao Chi shrieked. She grabbed his arm and asked, "Why? You agreed just now. Father also said that as long as Immortal Lord Tian Hua agreed, we could get married!"

Tian Zhen pushed her hand away, "Grandfather won't agree."

"Why? Am I not good? Immortal Lord Tian Hua, he — "

"No, you are very good. I am the one who did something wrong."

Tian Zhen interrupted her.

Looking at the weeping Yao Chi, his heart did not waver at all. His eyes were even a little cold.

"As long as Xuan Xuan does not forgive, grandfather will not agree. Even if he forgives me and I want to marry you, grandfather will not allow me to return to Divine Dragon Island."

Yao Chi wiped her tears and said with a forced smile, "If you don't return to Divine Dragon Island, then so be it. Even if you are not Immortal Lord Tian Zhen, my feelings for you will not change. I will go find Xuan Xuan now and ask him to forgive us! "

She flew away. Tian Zhen did not stop her. He thought for a moment and followed.

He thought that it would be best if Yao Chi could do it. He did not want to lose Xuan Xuan.

But he thought too highly of himself.

Tian Zhen, who had always been self-centered, would never put himself in other people's shoes. He still thought that even if he made a mistake, whether it was grandfather or Xuan Xuan, they would forgive him.

Just like many times in the past.

But he was destined to be disappointed.

Facing Yao Chi, who was kneeling and begging him to forgive her, Xuan Xuan still felt a little pain in his heart.

This had nothing to do with the feelings he had for Yao Chi. It was a man's disgust and unwillingness to see his unfaithful fiancée bow and bend her knees to him for another man.

He opened his mouth to say something, but he sharply sensed Tian Zhen's aura, who was hiding in the dark.

They grew up together. They were too familiar with each other's aura. It was hard for him to ignore it.

At this moment, he wished so much that Tian Zhen could stand up. He did not hide behind his grandfather or himself like he did every time he got into trouble, smiling at the people he apologized to.

After a while, he said in a low voice, "Yao Chi, I don't blame you. You can leave."

"I know you're blaming Tian Zhen. You grew up together. He's your only friend. It's normal for you to blame him. "

Yao Chi also knew this fact. She said with tears in her eyes, "It's just that we can't control ourselves. We did make a mistake, but we did not mean to hurt you. Xuan Xuan, you have never loved anyone. You don't understand … "

"You're wrong."

Xuan Xuan softly interrupted her. His mouth curved into a sarcastic smile, "Your mistake is that I loved you because you were my future wife. Your mistake is that Tian Zhen did not love you. Maybe he didn't even like you. "

"What he likes is your identity, your identity as my fiancée. He was just curious about what kind of woman I liked. He just enjoyed the excitement your identity brought him. "

"Nonsense!!"

Yao Chi stood up abruptly and shouted loudly.

Xuan Xuan's smile deepened, "Didn't you say that he and I are best friends? We grew up together. Do you think you know him better than me? "

Then, he paused and said to a direction, "Tian Zhen, tell me, am I right?"

Tian Zhen appeared and looked at Xuan Xuan silently. After a while, he said, "Yes, Xuan Xuan, you're right. You know me best in this world."

However, he never really knew Xuan Xuan.

He never knew that his childhood friend who only knew how to lie on the Black Tortoise Divine Lord's turtle shell and bask in the sun had such feelings for his fiancée that he might not even see in a hundred years.

Maybe Xuan Xuan didn't really love Yao Chi.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have given up so easily.

He only loved Yao Chi's identity. Any woman who was his fiancée would receive this kind of care and concern.

Tian Zhen was absent-minded for a moment. He had never been as clear-headed as he was at this moment — Xuan Xuan would never forgive him again.

Yao Chi's crazy cries woke him up, "Tian Zhen, you're lying! Tell me, it's not true. You love me. You love me. Tell me! "

Tian Zhen looked at her with pity, "Xuan Xuan is telling the truth. I'm also telling the truth. Yao Chi, I've never liked you. I just … think it's fun. "

As he spoke, he lowered his voice slightly.

It wasn't because he was ashamed of Yao Chi, but because of Xuan Xuan. He didn't want Xuan Xuan to see his despicable behavior, even if Xuan Xuan already knew.

"Impossible, it's impossible!" Yao Chi screamed, "You just promised to marry me. If you don't love me, why do you want to marry me?!"

Tian Zhen smiled and said tiredly, "I just want to find someone to accompany me. Since you mentioned it, I don't have to refuse."

Since he couldn't do things with women, Tian Zhen was very depressed for a while.

Until he met the Floating Butterfly at the border of the Nine Heavens.

The Floating Butterfly was like a dream.

It could transform into the appearance of all the people in Tian Zhen's memory. It was it that accompanied him through the thousand years of his downfall.

Sometimes, the Floating Butterfly would transform into Lou Yuqing to accompany him. Sometimes, it would transform into Xuan Xuan to accompany him to drink and play chess. Sometimes, it would transform into the appearance of a woman he imagined to accompany him in love …

Except for Yao Chi.

If she didn't take the initiative to find him, Tian Zhen would have forgotten about her.

Because the border of the Nine Heavens was sealed, he couldn't find a second Floating Butterfly. He thought that if she accompanied him, he wouldn't have to endure the loneliness. So, Tian Zhen agreed without much hesitation.

His honesty broke Yao Chi's heart. She still couldn't accept the reality.

"No, it shouldn't be like this! You clearly said it before. Did you forget? You said I was the best woman you've ever met. You said you would love me for a lifetime. Did you forget all these?! "

Tian Zhen shook his head, "I've said it to many women. Yao Chi, don't take it too seriously."

"Ah!!"

Yao Chi screamed. Only now did she truly understand how fickle this man was. Even if she really became his wife, she was destined to never get any true feelings.

Immortal power burst out of her body. The crumbling Yao Chi rushed towards Tian Zhen, "Tian Zhen, I'm going to kill you! If I can't have you, I might as well die together! "

Tian Zhen was startled. He immediately blocked Yao Chi.

He had the bloodline of the Divine Dragon. How could Yao Chi compare to him? He easily resolved Yao Chi's attack.

Looking at Yao Chi's red eyes, Tian Zhen frowned, "You've fallen."

"Tsk, tsk, you're too much of a scumbag!!"

The system shook its head. Tian Zhen, this scumbag, not only did he not blame himself for Yao Chi's fall, he even complained that her psychological endurance was too weak. This level of scumbag was really rare.

Gou Liang also said to the Divine Lord, "I heard that every predecessor of Tian Hua could get along with each other peacefully. When they met, they would always smile. In private, they would even gather together to curse Tian Hua. Tsk, this grandson of his didn't learn any of his skills. "

The Divine Lord looked at Yao Chi, who was taken away by the heavenly soldiers, and frowned slightly.

Of course, he didn't feel sorry for her ending. Instead, a Fallen Immortal appeared in the Nine Heavens and was bound to be exiled to the Wilderness.

This meant that he had to open the enchantment he had set up before, and this little cub of his would definitely follow him to find its so-called nest.

Sure enough, he should have driven that black hole far away.

Or, it would have been better if it just disappeared. There was no need for it to exist …

He looked down at the little cub and thought, 'How good would it be if he never grew up?'

Gou Liang only felt a chill on his back. He narrowed his eyes and looked at the Divine Lord for a while. Then, he held his face with his two tender hands and shook it fiercely. "Immediately pour out the water in your brain, hey!"

The Divine Lord laughed, rubbed his forehead with his nose, and praised him. "You're getting smarter."

It wouldn't be so easy to fool him in the future.

Gou Liang giggled and puffed out his chest, saying, "That's right, don't you know who raised me?"

This flattery made the Divine Lord very comfortable. When the Divine Lord came to ask for permission to open the enchantment, he didn't refuse Gou Liang's request to absorb the power of darkness.

Looking at Yao Chi, who was pushed into the Wilderness by the heavenly soldiers, Gou Liang, who was sitting in the Divine Lord's arms, glanced at Tian Zhen in the distance.

This scumbag probably wouldn't have thought that in less than a hundred years, the Fallen Immortal he had abandoned would become the direct reason for his exile to the Wilderness.

He was really looking forward to the arrival of that day.

When Tian Zhen fell, he would unite with the Myriad Demons and lure him in. Only then would he be able to love and kill his beloved Divine Lord, right?

Before that … Gou Liang licked the corner of his mouth. He still had to force himself on the Divine Lord a hundred times, a hundred times!

Hehe, just thinking about it made him shy ~

The Divine Lord looked down at him. Seeing that he was about to drool, he silently carried him back home.

Sure enough, this little cub still couldn't forget about the nest. It seemed that it wasn't enough to just seal this place. It was better to drive the nest out of the Three Thousand Worlds.

— — As far as the little cub's world was, it would be as far away as possible.

The Divine Lord looked back and secretly made a decision.