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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

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Gou Liang could not resist the temptation of the Power of Darkness and jumped into the black hole.

The black hole was filled with the Power of Darkness, and it was as warm as a mother's womb. Gou Liang felt so comfortable that he felt dizzy the moment he stepped in.

Until — "Xiao Kener, come back!"

The Divine Lord's voice woke him up abruptly.

He turned his head and wanted to go back, but he did not expect his head to hit an invisible barrier. Gou Liang was in so much pain that he almost cried.

He quickly realized that this barrier was none other than the seal that the Divine Lord had set on the black hole.

He did not know why he could enter but could not leave.

Gou Liang looked at the barrier affectionately and took a deep breath. He stretched out his claws, raised his butt, and made a running motion.

But …

"Xiao Si, try and see if you can block my pain QAQ."

It was so f * cking painful!

Gou Liang felt that his forehead must be swollen. If possible, he really did not want to suffer a second injury.

He asked the System without much hope, but he did not expect to get any answer.

"Xiao Si?"

The System still did not respond.

Gou Liang's heart sank. He did not know what was going on. He wanted to return to the Sea of Consciousness, but he realized that he could not do so.

Gou Liang's heart sank. But at the moment, he could only break the seal and go back.

He took a few steps back, then accelerated, and accelerated again. He crashed into the barrier without any hesitation.

Something unexpected happened.

Just when he thought that he would break his head and bleed, the barrier suddenly made a crisp cracking sound. Before he could touch it, it broke instantly.

Gou Liang was shocked, but he could not stop even if he wanted to.

He reached the other side of the barrier at an extremely fast speed. He did not expect that what welcomed him was not the Divine Lord's embrace, but the turbulent sea!

He crashed into the sea and kicked his four hooves like a pitiful dog that had fallen into the water. However, there was a domineering force in the sea that forcefully dragged him into the water. No matter how he struggled, he could only watch as he was dragged deeper into the sea.

"Xiao Kener, where are you?"

The Divine Lord's voice was both far and near. Gou Liang was even more unwilling to give in as it let out a howl.

A series of bubbles rolled out of his mouth. He struggled again, only to find that he had returned to his human form — an adult, a familiar appearance.

At this moment, he had already stepped onto the bottom of the sea.

Before Gou Liang's eyes was a glowing dome of light. This was the source of the force that had pulled him in. Before Gou Liang could react and retreat, he was sucked into the dome of light.

Gou Liang staggered backwards. After he steadied himself, he didn't even have a chance to understand the situation before he was shocked by the vast amount of Sovereign's Might surrounding him.

The flowing Sovereign power here was a grayish-white color that Gou Liang had never seen before. It was as if it had been condensed. It was unprecedentedly rich. Just by smelling it, Gou Liang felt like he was going to become a dog drunk on oxygen. He was so dizzy that he could not walk.

However, he didn't have time to be intoxicated for long. Suddenly, a pair of huge, dark-red eyes appeared in the gray fog. It stared at him like a ferocious beast.

Gou Liang subconsciously took a step back. He looked warily at the red eyes that were getting closer and closer.

The beast parted the grayish-white fog, revealing its true appearance.

Its fur had been tainted by blood, and its original color could no longer be seen. However, Gou Liang recognized this lone beast that was riddled with scars at a glance.

That was … himself.

His berserk self.

To be more precise, it was the self that he had seen in the Divine Lord's memories. During the God Slayer War, he had drawn his sword against the Divine Lord, Li Qing. In the end, he had given up on himself.

"You … Why are you here? No, I should ask, where is this?"

Gou Liang's throat tightened as he stared at the giant wolf in front of him.

"Idiot."

The giant wolf spoke in the human language. Its dark-red eyes were filled with disdain. It looked exactly the same as Gou Liang's gaze when he had looked at the little puppy.

Gou Liang: "… Haha, baby, does it feel good to scold yourself?"

He had learned how to mock systematically.

The giant wolf snorted coldly and said, "Don't you know whether it feels good or not? I'm too lazy to talk to you. Come here. "

"What are you doing?"

Even when facing his other self, Gou Liang did not let down his guard.

The giant wolf swung its tail and said impatiently, "Of course it's for me to eat you."

"…" Gou Liang put away the smile on his face and said coldly, "Do you think that's possible?"

The giant wolf stretched out its large claws and scooped up a ball of grayish-white fog. As it ate, it said, "Don't you want to go back? If you still want to see him, then come here obediently. Sacrifice. "

Sacrifice.

This word made Gou Liang frown.

He mocked, "Why shouldn't I be the one eating you? It looks like you've been here for many years. You must want to see him more than I do, right? "

The giant wolf was silent for a moment, then said faintly, "Does it feel good to sprinkle salt on your wound?"

Gou Liang snorted, "Then I'm sorry. I don't have the sad memories of those years."

As for that wound, it was better for it to lick it slowly by its tail!

The giant wolf's pupils shrank, then it said shamelessly, "Do whatever you want. If you don't come here, I won't leave."

Gou Liang gave it a mocking look. Don't think that he couldn't see that this fellow was just trying to force its way in. If it wanted to eat him, it would have to see if it had the ability to do so.

The giant wolf squatted down and gathered another ball of grayish-white fog. Soon, the scene of the Divine Sovereign being swept into the water appeared in the fog.

Gou Liang opened his eyes wide in surprise, "This is my sea of consciousness?!"

The entrance and exit of the black hole were actually his sea of consciousness? What was going on?

The giant wolf lifted its eyelids and glanced at him. It didn't answer, then it savagely ate the grayish-white fog that was still showing the scene of the Divine Sovereign being swept away by the sea.

"Don't blame me for not reminding you. He can't stay here for too long. Otherwise, my — your — sea of consciousness will devour his power forever. You should know what it means once the Divine Sovereign loses his divine power, right? "

Gou Liang certainly knew that it meant the fall of the Divine Sovereign.

His expression changed slightly. Looking at the giant wolf that didn't care, he gritted his teeth and said, "I care. Don't you care?"

He didn't believe that it would watch the Divine Sovereign being deprived of his divine power and fall just like that.

The giant wolf waved its paw and said carelessly, "Anyway, this is just one of his doppelgangers. To me, even if this one dies, there will be thousands of Divine Sovereign Li Qing standing up. However, it's different for you. "

"What do you mean? Make it clear. "

Gou Liang seemed a little impatient. He didn't like the feeling of being controlled by the giant wolf and having to jump into its language trap.

The giant wolf squeezed out another gray fog balloon.

It replayed the scene of the Divine Monarch's head emerging from the sea and placed it under its paw. It rolled it around as if it could see the Divine Monarch being rolled into the sea again with its movements. It seemed to be very fun.

Gou Liang's mouth twitched. Now, he really didn't know what was so fun about the giant wolf playing with the Divine Sovereign.

He felt sorry for it. Could it be that the giant wolf still held a grudge against the Divine Sovereign for abandoning it?

"Hmph!"

The giant wolf saw through his thoughts and snorted. It stuffed the fog balloon back into his mouth and said, "You're the one who was abandoned. If you don't know, don't talk nonsense. Be careful or I'll scratch you to death."

Come on, let's see who will scratch who to death first.

Gou Liang silently rolled his eyes. However, he really couldn't bear to see the Divine Sovereign suffer here. He gritted his teeth and said, "What's going on now? If you don't make it clear, don't expect me to listen to you."

The giant wolf was like a child with ADHD. Its paw couldn't stop moving. It scratched the gray fog that lingered on its fur. After a while, it opened its mouth to speak.

Gou Liang heard it sigh. It looked like it was going to give a long speech. He immediately said, "Time is limited. Make it short."

The giant wolf snorted unhappily. However, it stopped reminiscing about the past and said, "Do you see this fog? This is all the Sovereign's Power from the transition world. It's used to nourish my body. "

As it spoke, it especially glanced at Gou Liang. It was full of flaunting.

Gou Liang didn't want to argue with it at all. Even if it grew taller, this guy was still no different from that stupid dog. Heh heh.

The giant wolf said, "To put it simply, that year, I made him unhappy. He chased me out of the Nine Heavens. I wanted to get him back, so I helped the demons of the Wilderness to attack the Nine Heavens. After that … "

It paused. Gou Liang also knew that it was a terrible memory. As expected, the giant wolf decisively gave up the in-depth description and said,

"In any case, after I was injured, he sealed me back into the black hole. He used the gray divine power that was similar to the power of darkness to save my life. Then, he went to various worlds to look for my lost soul. So, remember, I have never been abandoned! "

Gou Liang naturally wanted this to be the truth. However, the giant wolf looked like it wanted to say something but stopped. It looked like it was bluffing. He would be letting down his own intelligence if he believed it.

Gou Liang said, "You just said that the current Li Qing is just a clone. What's going on?"

The giant wolf answered straightforwardly this time. "This world has long been frozen by the Divine Lord. It has been stuck at the last moment of the God Slayer War."

Thinking of that tragic battlefield and its even more tragic self, the giant wolf's dark red vertical pupils welled up with tears.

However, it held back its tears and only said, "The world you are experiencing now is all fabricated by the Divine Lord. Or you can think that you are now in the Divine Lord's memory."

Gou Liang's mind moved. He asked, "So, you also know how to awaken the consciousness of the Master God of this world, right?"

The giant wolf nodded. "It's very simple. As long as everything develops according to the original trajectory, the Divine Lord will wake up when the God Slayer War reaches the last moment, which is the frame where time and space are frozen."

Gou Liang: … Very good, that's really good! Simple! Single! Ah!!

"You mean, I can only pretend to be stupid for ten thousand years. Then, when the Divine Lord chases me out of the Nine Heavens, I will fight with him until I am half dead. Just like your current ghostly appearance, Li Qing will wake up?"

"Yes … Probably."

"Probably what the hell!"

The giant wolf glanced at Gou Liang guiltily and continued, "Before you came, the Divine Lord had already divided into many worlds. In those worlds, the Divine Lord couldn't bear to chase me out of the Nine Heavens in the end, or directly helped me to destroy the gods. Anyway, things didn't develop according to the original world. "

At the end of its words, its tone became a little happy and proud.

However, Gou Liang didn't feel happy at all.

"So, I have to make my husband not love me so much. I have to make him remember his responsibility and abandon me for the balance of heaven and earth. Am I right?"

Gou Liang said with a look of despair.

The giant wolf scratched the ground, unwilling to give up. "I said, he loves me very much and has never abandoned me!"

Gou Liang: "Haha."

The giant wolf flicked its tail irritably. "Do you still want to merge with me? If this doppelganger is destroyed, you will have to go to the world created by the Divine Lord and start anew. Don't tell me you still want to watch the daily lives of that stupid dog and the Divine Lord? "

From its tone, it was obvious that it was envious of the little puppy and Gou Liang.

After all, even if it was created by the Divine Lord, the heaven-defying dog was still an independent entity and the most real existence.

Seeing that Gou Liang still didn't move, the giant wolf snorted. "You are just a soul, I am the body. Don't dream of eating me."

Gou Liang weighed the pros and cons and walked towards the giant wolf. When the giant wolf opened its bloody mouth towards him, Gou Liang blocked its teeth again.

"Tell me first, how did you make the Divine Lord so angry that he chased you out of the Nine Heavens?"

"Awoo …"

The giant wolf blinked.

Gou Liang patted its stupid face. "Don't act cute with me. It's useless."

The giant wolf's bloodstained long fur instantly turned a brighter red — it was actually shy.

Gou Liang knew that it must have done something bad. Sure enough, he heard the giant wolf say in a small voice, "I … forced myself on him."

"What!!!!!"

Gou Liang shouted and was immediately swallowed by the giant wolf.

The dusty memories rushed into Gou Liang's mind.

After a moment, Gou Liang opened his eyes. The grayish-white Sovereign's Power was completely absorbed by him in the moment he was unconscious, not leaving a single drop behind.

Gou Liang stood up and shook the fur on his body, which had recovered to its original state.

He raised one of his paws and looked at it. For the big white wolf that was countless times bigger than Yu Gao, this kind of vision made Gou Liang somewhat uncomfortable.

However, he didn't have much time to worry about this.

"Xiao Kener, where are you?"

On the surface of the sea, the Divine Lord's call came.

Gou Liang raised his head and jumped up from the bottom of the sea. Facing the light that reflected into the shallow sea, the white wolf swung its big tail and stretched its limbs, turning back into a handsome young man.

"Li Qing, I am here."

*

Gou Liang didn't expect that the reason why his sea of consciousness was frozen all year round was because of the seal left by the Divine Lord in the black hole.

And the Divine Lord himself was the only medium to break the seal.

Looking at the blue sea of consciousness, Gou Liang sighed secretly.

If he could, he really wanted to lock the weak and easily pushed down Divine Lord in his sea of consciousness and do whatever he wanted. But obviously, this was impossible.

Gou Liang sent the Divine Lord out and followed closely behind.

The exit was still the black hole. Gou Liang took the lead with his long legs and saw the Divine Lord who was already waiting outside with a cold smile on his face after seeing him. Gou Liang's little heart couldn't help but beat wildly.

He quickened his pace and stepped out of the black hole —

His vision suddenly changed. Gou Liang felt his body become light, and then he fell down uncontrollably!

"Ahhh!!"

"Xiao Kener!"

The Divine Lord rushed forward and hugged him.

Gou Liang hurriedly hugged his arm. Before he could exhale the breath that he subconsciously held, he suddenly found that he had become smaller!

"How could this be?"

The little boy who was sitting in the Divine Lord's hands opened his blue eyes in astonishment. He touched his little belly and looked at his little tender hands. He kicked his short legs in frustration and anger and shouted, "Give me back my nine-headed body, give me back my long legs, give me back my beautiful face, ahhh, how could this be!!!"

Pfft.

Li Qing couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Gou Liang glared at him fiercely and bit his handkerchief. The bullet screen in his heart was broken.

[Hahahaha, Master, you have to pay for what you did! Do you remember how you pranked the Lord God and deliberately didn't let him become an adult? Now this world is created by the Lord God. He clearly doesn't want you to grow up too quickly! Taking baby fat … Haha, Master, according to your growth rate, you should be prepared to be taken for thousands of years!]

[…]

Gou Liang didn't want to ask why it had disappeared and why it had appeared now.

The Divine Lord looked at the little boy's broken face and quickly stopped laughing. He said, "Don't worry, you're only two thousand years old. You're still young."

Gou Liang looked at him quietly.

Doesn't your conscience hurt when you say such things? My dear husband.

The Divine Lord carefully held the soft little boy in his arms and pinched the baby fat on his cheeks. He couldn't hide the love in his eyes.

When he suddenly saw his child's adult appearance, his heart was almost drowned in disappointment.

He didn't expect that the little boy would only look like an adult in his own world of consciousness. His real body outside was still the familiar little boy he was familiar with.

The Divine Lord secretly hid the joy in his heart and looked at the little boy who was still unwilling to accept reality. He rubbed his head and said, "Let's go back after I seal this place again."

Gou Liang looked back at the black hole and shook his head. He said, "There's no need to seal it. This is my mother's nest. I need this power."

He waved his hand, indicating that he was now able to stabilize his transformation state.

This was all because he had eaten the power of darkness in the black hole.

Just like how a chick would become stronger after eating its own egg, the gentle power of darkness in the black hole was the best nutrient for Gou Liang.

Thinking of this, Gou Liang's eyes lit up.

That's right, he still had the power of darkness in the black hole. After eating it, he could naturally grow up!

The Divine Lord silently turned him around.

Grow up and die. Naughty children should enjoy a happy childhood ~

"Li Qing, wait, I want to go back!"

"Li Qing, let go of me!"

"Let me go back!!!"

"Hey, what do you want to do — wait!"

However, no matter how Gou Liang tried to stop him, he could only watch as the Divine Lord who had brought him to the Ninth Layer of Heaven turned around and set up an unbreakable barrier in the place where Gou Liang was affectionately looking.

He completely sealed off the border between the Wild Fringe and the Ninth Layer of Heaven.

The only thing left was to erect a stone tablet here and write: Gods and dogs are not allowed to enter.

The Divine Lord gently wiped the tears from the corners of the little boy's eyes. He flicked his sleeve and collected the tears that had rolled down. He smiled and said, "Good boy, let's go home."

Your home was never there.

You were mine.

Gou Liang, whose eyes were hazy with tears, didn't see the calm persistence hidden deep in the Divine Lord's eyes. He was extremely angry in the System's wild laughter.

"Awoo!"

He grabbed the Divine Lord's ear and stepped on his chest. He raised his head and bit the Divine Lord's nose.