Concubine Hunter 2/2: Medusa

"ssssup?"

*smack*

"All I ask is what's up, no need to smack me, Sheesh," I complained, my body had fallen off Aurora's back.

Flying back on Aurora, the purifying water dog, I looked at the flying serpent of space and infinite energy, Medusa. It's a good thing they haven't entered Guardian yet otherwise I would fear how bad the environment would've changed. Likely, would have lost all good spots for absorbing sunlight, terrifying.

"Alrightsss?" Medusa asked.

We're currently in a Rocky-Terrain biome a good 4 hours away from our territory. We're in a Golem's territory, but I doubt they will try anything on us even if their leader is only slightly weaker than the 3 Overlords.

"I'm at the end of my lifespan, do you think I'm alright?" I mocked. Medusa shrugged in response.

"Anyways, I don't think I want to go back. It's about time we had our final battle," I told her.

"But fat..."

*pat* *pat*

I patted Aurora's back.

"Not now dear, the grown-ups are talking," I told her, receiving a huff in return.

[You do know she's only approximately a year younger than you right?]

"I challenge you to be my concubine," I said.

A fight against Medusa doesn't have a win-lose situation. It's win or die and base on the level difference, it's die or die.

#DEATH#

See, even my Instinct knows I'm going to die today.

Medusa stares at me coldly, I can't tell whether it's out of anger for making this decision or her intent to kill me.

"I seesss," Medusa said nodding her head.

Medusa knows that even if she refuses I would attack her, me announcing it is not to hear her answer me but as a warning.

"Courting deathsss!"

#DANGER#

"Hahaha, all my hard work is finally paying off..."

Susanoo stage 3 quickly formed and broke apart by a tail hitting me from behind and causing a crack to form in cotton Susanoo which quickly healed.

[Perfect fusion move: Spatial Slap: Spatial Manipulation + Psychic + Teleport]

As long as I burn my stamina fast enough I should be able to last a while against Medusa

Swinging down my cotton sword at Medusa. Its power was boosted through Counter and Aura Physical Enchantment, this isn't a strike a champion would like to take. Oh, and looks like my stamina's done making me be forced to use my Lifeforce.

Now the question here is whether or not Medusa can block this attack that sacrificed all my stamina. Medusa flew towards it and opens her mouth to use Devourer? Does she think she can eat that!?

Medusa's size quickly expanded and was now taller than my Susanoo by 3 times and was thicker than a pillar. Her mouth ripped off a piece of my sword and her tail swung down on my Susanoo's head.

Strengthening the defenses of my shield... which turned out to be a waste of time, the shield broke and I quickly escaped from the Susanoo. Unlike the Uchiha clan, mine is like a mecha, one I can escape from without it disappearing instantly.

Looking back to see the Susanoo squashed into the ground, my body looked squeezed out. I knew if it wasn't for my amazing willpower I would've fainted by now.

I used Extreme Speed at the Gigantamax like Medusa, her infinite energy allows her to freely use this bullsh*t size. She opened her wings and used Gust, blowing me away in that one strike, and I landed on the ground.

Her large body appeared in the sky above me and dived downwards with her mouth wide open to devour me.

"That's it for me," I sighed.

I liked this life full of adventure with little care about Egyptian God cards appearing out of nowhere. Let's not forget about the Power Rangers that fought the God of Destruction Beerus, or that time Argentina scored a goal against Mario.

[...]

Ahhh, good times.

If there's one thing I'm disappointed in was not having Risa with me during this, maybe we would've met the Powerpuff Girls dating DC characters, or Giratina getting gangbang by Goblins and even the Goblin Slayer deciding to ignore it.

[Host physical body requires needed rest. If the host doesn't wish to rest, please shut up]

Haters got to hate, and what's taking so long for me to die?

Recovering back some energy I flew up to see Aurora fighting Medusa angrily. I suppose I shouldn't have let Aurora been here see this... Eh, no regrets, it's better this way. But you know what's not better? My lifespan got a day left and I'm not dead!

Then what's the point of my will?

[What will?]

Didn't I say a will earlier? All my hidden resources couldn't be touched, great now I have to tell them that before I die.

"Stop!" I shouted, my stamina is burning way too fast from just flying.

Letting myself fall I watch as Aurora rushed over using Hidden Power allowing for my body to land on her back.

"Didn't I say I would be back?" I asked her.

"Yes but..."

"You don't believe me?" I asked.

"Medusa's a Ghost type and although she can't see souls she could sense them through Spatial Manipulation. When I'm dead, she should be able to sense my soul disappearing, that's the closest proof you can get," I said.

How the hell did this personality come from my child? Sparkacus is the closest personality to mine and even then it's not. He doesn't joke about pulverizing oppressors, mainly because he is one... good job me.

"So Medusa, hurry up and eat me. It's a waste to bury the body when even that has experience in it," I told her.

Be the hidden Rimuru you always knew you had and devour me whole.

"I refusesss,"

"Splendid... wait, what? Why?" I asked.

"Why should Isss?" she asked.

"Because... you win," Other than that there's not much left I can offer you.

[She could pull reverse on you and take you as her mate]

...System, some things are best not thought about, and this right here is something I hope doesn't happen.

"So what do you want if not my life?" I asked. Great, now I'm worried thanks to the sh*tty System.

"Your friendshipsss,"

"Huh?"

"Friendshipsss,"

"No, I mean like why?" I don't recall her talking about friendship since I said I can't.

"Cause I wantsss," I found a candidate for Greedful Devil.

"You know just because you ask me it doesn't mean I will treat you like a friend," I said.

"Wrongsss, forceful methodsss, best on Berisss," Medusa explains.

[She... has a point there]

Damn, she's right. I didn't want concubines but once I got one I treated one like I expect them to be treated, if useful of course. I even started to look for more, if one thinks of Snow, Fearly, and Kiyohime. The point is that it has been proven that forceful methods are useful against me.

"Fine, I accept you Medusa as my best friend!" I shouted.

If not her who could I ever choose.

"Goodsss," she said, her tail slips through space to pat my head.

"Well since you all don't want to kill me, I will kill myself, in the name of science," I said looking at the sky.

#ERROR#