Entity ERROR, The End

It took a while but I eventually got Aurora to just let me die in peace. After all, it's not just me who's curious about what's going on up there. I bet you all are curious too. Maybe it is Arceus up there having an orgy with the creation trio.

No, scratch that. Now, I just want to burn my eyeballs out of my socket and replace it with an Uchiha's own.

Ignoring the cries of the overly pampered Aurora, I take off. Sheesh, hearing her cry is really annoying, I blame her mother. One parent alone can't provide stable mental health for the child.

[System advises the host to NOT enter the sky]

Reason?

[ERROR in the sky]

What kind?

[Don't know, but it's likely contagious it's best the host don't commit suicide like this, otherwise, even his soul may be destroyed]

Don't you know a dying man fears nothing? I'm about to die and even if you fail to revive me that doesn't mean much to me. As long as death doesn't mean eternal solitude I don't care.

[It is]

It's not, my Instinct may not be as good as before but a lie like that is elementary.

[What does the host want?]

Do you fear death?

[Answer: No]

[Even if System is, System can dismount and surskit dattle before trouble comes]

[System just knows from the knowledge gained from Unowns B and C, how much of a hassle ERRORs can be]

Well, you might as well dismount now. You should know the fear of death is the last thing I fear. Curiosity and likely my Bold nature makes me want to see the ERROR.

[Tsk. Do as you please, host]

[Defensive Measures has been activated]

Tsun.

[To prevent the host from dying a foolish death]

[System call, generate electromagnetic signal]

Unowns started appearing one after another until a hundred thousand has arrived.

[Friendly Reminder. They are only here to safeguard your soul]

Now to infinity... and beyond.

...

The higher and higher we reached up the colder and colder it is. One can also see flocks of Unowns repairing space. I guess thanks to Medusa I'm a bit more acute to space.

So what do you think System?

[The entire space above Johto and Kanto has become an ERROR]

Huh?

[This can only be done due to ability $4@%&, which forms spatial ERRORs]

I will call it ERROR erosion then.

[HOST IS ADVISED TO LEAVE THE ERROR FIELD, UNOWNS ARE READY TO FIGHT]

Fight the field? or is it a Pokemon?

[Based on host's memories the entity should be classified as MISSINGNO]

F*ck! You should have said that from the beginning. I would have still come but not this recklessly.

&E770&

What?

[Commencing suic0L@ €¥ 𥕶¶ $3&!!2*]

Well, sh*t!

In front, of me stood the glitch itself. A being that's going to be my nightmare for a lot of nights.

"4*×¥÷® |¶{¥÷ `¶©]√ ¥==¥℅ |©¥?"

Where the f*ck are the Unowns?... Glitched, weak.

[¶∆]

"So can you like not glitched me?" I asked.

[×]

"√÷|¶` √ו¶•,"

"Sorry, but I got like no idea what you're saying?"

[÷]

And my bodies glitching, great.

"If you keep glitching me we will fall out," I said annoyed. Even my Instinct has glitched, nor can I truly feel any emotions.

"׶׶∆ √¶¥°÷©?"

[π]

"Still got no clue what you saying. Oh, and thanks for stopping glitching me. I'm still glitching but not as bad as before,"

"4*×¥÷® |¶{¥÷ `¶©]√ ¥==¥℅ |©¥?"

[√]

"Do you have no other way to communicate?"

"®¶®€•¥ √√÷©¢,"

"I guess not..." none of my senses are working on this thing, I'm unable to guess a word it says.

[•]

"How about this each time I ask you something glitch your body once for yes and twice for no, okay?"

A glitch.

[|]

"Great so we can talk, are you a boy?"

Two glitches.

[`]

"Then a girl?"

Two glitches.

[~]

"Genderless?"

Glitch.

[¶]

"Can you understand me?"

Glitch.

"Then speak a language I know," If you can speak then why cause such trouble?

[∆]

"One of us?" Did I say that? No, I think it did. Using my mouth to speak, cool.

About to ask my next question, I blacked out.

...

[Host has died]

[System has found a foreign substance attached to Host's soul]

[Attempting to destroy foreign substance]

[Failure]

[Reattempting]

[Failure]

[Adding the powers of Unown into destruction]

[Attempting]

[Failure]

[High degree ERROR contamination, unable to return to the Pokemon World without getting attacked by hordes of Unowns]

[Requesting aid from creator]

[Request denied]

[Methods changed]

[Attempting to seal substance]

[Successful]

[Attempting to discard sealed substance]

[Successful]

[Littering is a bliss]

[ERROR residues restarted contamination]

[Attempt at sealing ERROR residues]

[Failure]

[Reattempting]

[Failure]

[Methods changed[

[Attempting to seal contaminated ability along with ERROR residues]

[Successful]

[Attempting to discard]

[Failure]

[Innate Ability, Instinct, is locked until further noticed]

[Tactical retreat commencing]

[Reattempt at another date]

[System will now begin Host Evaluation]

[Level 59, reward 1536RP(Reincarnation Points)]

[Recycling Special Ability, Cold Resistance, reward 500RP]

[POE(Period of Existence) 9 years, 30 months, 5 days. The reward was rounded off becoming 652RP]

[POE with 2 Legendaries for approximately 5 years. Reward, 2500RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Evolution, 1st, 2nd - Reward 100 & 100RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter a Guardian - Reward 1000RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: First Mythical Encounter - Reward 1000RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: First Legendary Encounter - Reward 1000RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Father of a Legendary - Reward 2500RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter Unown - Reward - 500RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter Johto's Legendary trio - Reward 3000RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter Ho-oh - Reward 5000RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter a Master - Reward 5000RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter Mew - Reward 5000RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter Progenitor Mew - Reward 10,000RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter a Shadow Pokemon - Reward 500RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Witness The Birth Of A New Legendary - Reward 10,000RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter a Legendary Shadow Pokemon - Reward 1500RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter Kanto's Legendary trio - Reward 3000RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Encounter Lugia - Reward 5000RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Perform a Fusion Move - Reward 100RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Fusion Move Proficiency, Unstable, Imperfect, Stable, Perfect - Reward 200, 400, 800, 1600RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Move Proficiency, Expert - Reward 1000RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Talent Promotion, Blue, Purple - Reward 500 & 1000RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Undying Willpower. Continue to fight even when you should've fainted - Reward 3000RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Stupidness Should Be A Crime. Encounter an ERROR - Reward 3000RP]

[Achievement Unlocked: Boldest of Bold. Communicate with an ERROR - Reward - 5000RP]

[Previous Total - 186RP]

[Total - 76,284RP]

[Reminder, the shop is now available]

System are you sure you aren't an Achievement System?

[Answer: Certain]

Still, that's a lot of points. Did you calculate right? Anyhow, what are my choices...

Mareep.

Ekans.

Pidgey.

Oh hell no. Filter that to Kanto and Field egg group.

[Price - 3000RP]

Greedy.

[Filter option cost 1000RP, Kanto 500Rp, Field 1500RP]

Tsk. Buy.

[Total - 73,284RP]

[Abra - Location, Route 25, Kanto]

[Machop - Location, Mt. Moon, Kanto]

[Elekid - Location, Power Plant, Kanto]

I will come back to you later, got to boost my soul.

***

[Name: N/A

Alias: Pseudo Outer Being, Nameless Soul, Unregistered Soul

Age: ERROR

Gender: Genderless

Pokemon: MISSINGNO

Type: Bird, Normal

Lvl: 100

Innate Ability: ERROR

Ability: ERROR

Racial Ability: ERROR

Talent Grade: ERROR

Nature: ERROR

Move set: ERROR]