Change of Scenery/Flying

"How long have we been in this kind of area?" Mu asked the abyss as he looked at all the trees he was walking under.

;)A Forest?

"Yea that or mountains seem to be the only kind of climate I've seen on this new world," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Well the sea and islands too, but yea I kinda see your meaning.

"Like where is the deserts, rainforests, and canyons," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Why would you wish to go through a fucking desert.

"I don't know...change of scenery maybe," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Ok...well how about a death desert with a canyon in the middle of it which has a rainforest at the bottom.

"Well yea...that would be work but it doesn't exist," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Sure it does...just go 1 kilometer west of here.

"Wait...did you just use the metric system also there's no way that exists and is that close to me," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)You've been using it to, and yes it does exist check the map.

"Well...yea I guess I have," Mu thought to the abyss as he took out the map.

"Oh yea there is a desert," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)See told you...and I thought you didn't know how to use a map or anything about geography.

"Huh no I don't, so I enchanted the map to tell me where I am and everything around me," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Huh...When?

"Like somewhere in the Pirate chapters I think," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Oh ok...you wanna go to the desert now.

"One step ahead of you, I'm already walking in the direction," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)West?

"One of those Yea," Mu thought to the abyss.

It didn't take Mu long to get to the desert and it shocked him with its size.

"Holy shit look at the size of this fucking thing!" Mu thought to the abyss.

;)So your gonna need heat resistance,shoes that don't sink in the sand, an unlimited water canteen, and...

The abyss kept rattling off essentials that Mu would need in order to survive in the desert until Mu butted in saying.

"Or I could just fly over," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)What...but, but I thought you said you wanted to enjoy the scenery and the journey.

"Well yea but there's no reason I can't do that from the sky," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Then...THEN WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T WE BEEN DOING THIS FOR EVERY GODDAMN KINGDOM!

"Well I wanted to enjoy the scenery and journey of course, and also they weren't scorching hot death deserts," Mu thought to the abyss.

But the abyss didn't respond and instead just kept repeating "Do you know how much shit we could have avoided," over and over.