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My Wife is a Psychic

Jiang Xi, the warden of a mental asylum, transmigrated one day and became a girl from a farming village who had three engagements annulled and hanged herself three times. Jiang Xi: That's ridiculous!Jiang Xi was a psychic who could make predictions come true just by talking. If she claimed that someone's house would collapse, it would collapse the next day, even if it was structurally sound. In her previous life, her predictions were a little too real for her family. They were spooked by her abilities and left her at that asylum. She was unconcerned and adapted to life there like a duck to water. Though she managed to get promoted to warden after much difficulty, she suddenly transmigrated, and everything was suddenly the way it was before. She studied her leaking house and sighed to herself. Whatever. She would live life one day at a time, then.When her mother clumsily ruined the family's crops, Jiang Xi assured her: They would be fine tomorrow.Her mother wiped her tears and woke up the following day to check on the crops... only to find that the ruined sprouts were budding! During the dry season, Jiang Xi's father stared dolefully at the crops that looked like they were going to wither and die. Jiang Xi simply pursed her lips and said: There will be a downpour soon.Jiang Xi's father doubted her words. But three days later, a downpour came, and he looked just like a happy child.Everyone in the village began to call Jiang Xi a lucky star, and the village head was willing to yield his position to her so that she would lead the village to riches. Bachelors proposed to her and came to her house with generous gifts even though they used to scorn her, but a tanned, muscular man with rough facial features stood in their way before they could reach the Jiangs' house.Zhao Xiping pointed at Jiang Xi and declared loudly: My wife! Mine!

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The House Collapsed By a Fart

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Éditeur: EndlessFantasy Translation

"Hurry up and leave, what are you guys doing here? This new house has been stained with blood. We're already being kind to you by not causing trouble for you." The butler of the Zhao family pushed the door open and looked at the Jiang family coldly. The butler was about 50 years old. Half of his hair had turned white, and his face looked a little wretched. He gave a bad first impression.

"Butler, Master Butler, please give my husband another chance. You have to stand up for my husband. My husband was beaten up while working for you!" Yang Fen cried and said to the butler. At this moment, a doctor had already come in with a medicine box. Jiang Guoyou was seriously injured. No one dared to touch him, so they could only ask a doctor to treat him.

"Heh, you still want me to compensate? You're just a lowly peasant woman, don't dirty my place! Hurry up and get out!" The butler angrily rebuked Yang Fen. He thought of the news that his goddaughter had sent someone to deliver, saying that she had suffered in the Yang family. His heart ached very much, and he could not wait to rectify the Jiang family quickly!

When Yang Fen heard the butler's words, she suddenly cried even louder. With her hands behind her back, Jiang Xi walked around the house and mumbled in a language that no one could understand, "Quarreling, quarreling... If I don't collapse it, he won't. If you don't collapse it, who will?" She mumbled the word 'collapse' countless times. Every time she was about to raid someone's house, Jiang Xi would not act up. Instead, she would look serious and firm.

"Butler, butler, you can't leave us alone. You have to give us justice!" Yang Fen's voice was shrill as she shouted at the Butler.

As soon as Jiang Xi took a step back, the butler let out a deafening fart. The people standing outside were stunned and looked at the red-faced butler. The housekeeper was about to say something with a red face when they heard something creaking. The creaking sound became more and more rapid and loud.

Someone reacted and shouted, "Not good, the house is going to collapse!" As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a deafening sound. The small pavilion that had been built a long time ago collapsed in front of everyone! The debris from the collapse brushed past the Zhao family's butler, who was still in an awkward position after farting.

Everyone was silent!

The attic had collapsed. It had been destroyed by the butler's fart!

At this moment, Jiang Xi was standing next to the dumbfounded members of the Jiang family. She was very satisfied with the situation in front of her. She had a small piece of wood in her sleeve that was two fingers wide and three inches long. When no one could see it, she stuffed the small piece of wood into her sleeve.

Zhoushan Mental Hospital once had a few people under special care. Their people had broken through the National Defense System. Some of them had escaped from the mental hospital three times just to go out and eat dumplings. Some of them could see the dead corners and weak points of various buildings at a glance. These people were all taken care of by themselves in Zhoushan Mental Hospital, and no one was allowed to visit them, but Jiang Xi was an exception. The entire mental hospital listened to her because her mental illness was the most serious.

The Zhao family's house had collapsed, so Yang Fen could not continue to settle the score with the butler. She could only choose to save Jiang Guoyou first.

"Make way, make way! Quickly make way!" On the crowded street, people kept shouting. Jiang Da pushed the wooden cart and ran quickly to the medical hall. On the wooden board, Jiang Guoyou's face was pale, and his hands drooped to the side. He looked like he was breathing more heavily than he was breathing, which scared Yang Fen so much that her face turned pale. The wooden cart was pushed over, leaving drops of blood on the ground.

"Hubby, hubby... Our whole family is depending on you. If something happens to you, how are we going to survive?" Yang Fen's eyes were full of tears, and her heart was very frightened. "Our eldest son, Jiang Da, has just married a wife and has yet to give birth to a child. Jiang Er and Jiang Shan are not engaged yet. Jiang Si is still studying. The whole family depends on you to support them. If something were to happen to you, what would I do? " She ran to the wooden cart, crying and muttering.

Jiang Guoyou was covered in blood, and his face was so dirty that it was impossible to see his face clearly. Jiang Xi silently glanced at her father. Well, at first glance, she could tell that he was an honest and unscrupulous man. Just now, she could still feel the strong will to live from her father, Jiang Guoyou. However, when Yang Fen said that Jiang Da's wife had not given birth, Jiang Er and Jiang Shan had not gotten married, and Jiang Si had not finished his studies, Jiang Guoyou's will to live stopped. He rolled his eyes as if he wanted to die as soon as possible!