PREVIOUSLY ON LEGENDS OF...EHM MULTIVERSE CAFE
all that can be heard in the silent field is the sound of cookies being eaten"crunch...crunch....crunch "
until its disturbed by a "oooh nice" when ruby sees the screen detailing her victory,it then returns back to the crunching.
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DC UNIVERSE
THE BAT CAVE
A light flashes and batman steps out looking slightly annoyed when a screen flashes infront of him
CONGRATULATIONS FOR PARTICIPATING AND DYING FOR DRACULES AMUSEMENT YOU SHALL RECEIVE A REWARD ,REWARD GIVEN FOR DYING DUE TO ANGRY DEMI GOD : GILGAMESH SUMMON(1 time use)
use this to summon a angry chibi gilgamesh who will be forced to do your bidding.
seeing this batman leaves the cave in a better mood with a barely noticeable smile on his face
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ONE PUNCH MAN UNIVERSE
A Light flashes and saitama enters his apartment back to his own personality
".....hmm that was weird"
when a blue screen flashes infront of him
CONGRATULATIONS FOR PARTICIPATING AND DYING FOR DRACULES AMUSEMENT YOU SHALL RECEIVE A REWARD ,REWARD GIVEN FOR DYING DUE TO PENETRATION AND DEMASCULATION :MIL-TAN SUMMON(1 time use) use this to summon mil-tan and scar your enemies both physically and mentally.
reading it once over,saitama forgets about it and rushes to Dracules shop to avail the free food offer he got.
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RWBY UNIVERSE
A light flashes and ruby walks out humming happily,when a blue screen flashes infront of her
CONGRATULATIONS FOR PARTICIPATING IN AND WINNING THE CAFE TOURNAMENT YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR NEW POWERS PLUS 1 COOKIE(best in existence)
"OMG AWESOME!"
When the news of Ruby's new powers got to be known by all the important characters reactions varied as all the teachers and her friends were scared shitless about the idea of a ruby with such powers,while one Taiyang Xiao Long was ecstatic as more then 80% of the food budget used to be spent on Ruby's cookies.
although even those wary about it or against it changed their minds when In in the future ruby turned both the brother gods and salem into cookies.
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KONOSUBA UNIVERSE
A Light flashes and kazuma steps out into his teams shared mansion "dammit I cant believe that didn't work" when a blue screen pops up infront of him "wait I still get a reward AWESOME"
CONGRATULATIONS FOR PARTICIPATING AND DYING FOR DRACULES AMUSEMENT YOU SHALL RECEIVE A REWARD ,REWARD GIVEN FOR DEATH DUE TO DICK:EQUALITY STEAL
as the multiversel king of equality your skills should show equality to,your skill steal has been upgraded into equality steal now instead of just female panites 50% of the time you will also receive panties worn by men(and yes we mean panties not briefs)
"(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) fuck my life"
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TUNE IN NEXT TIME ON MULTIVERSE CAFE
FOR TEA WITH UNCLE IROH