NUM 1 WAIFU!!

PREVIOUSLY ON THAT BITCH WHO KILLED SLIMES FOR 300 YEARS...EHM I MEANT MULTIVERSE CAFE

CONGRATULATIONS FOR PARTICIPATING AND DYING FOR DRACULES AMUSEMENT YOU SHALL RECEIVE A REWARD ,REWARD GIVEN FOR DEATH DUE TO DICK:EQUALITY STEAL

as the multiversel king of equality your skills should show equality to,your skill steal has been upgraded into equality steal now instead of just female panites 50% of the time you will also receive panties worn by men(and yes we mean panties not briefs)

"(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) fuck my life"

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CAFE

as dracule was behind the counter he heard the door opening,turning around to see who it was dracule was shocked because as much as he loved albedo the person who had just entered was the true NUM 1 WAIFU ,someone who can make your day better with nothing more then some words and a cup of tea,it was UNCLE IROH

uncle iroh entered the shop and slowly walked over to dracule,looking over everything in the shop carefully with a smile on his face,oohing and aahing at all the particularly new or strange things,when he reached dracule still with that kind smile on his face he asked "why hello there stranger,may I ask what sort of shop this is?"

and as much as he didn't want to...he had to,dracule slapped him in the face with a information packet . "hahaha I see ,what a novel way of imparting information,it is an honour to meet you my lord,who would've thought that my greatest find and adventure would not be when I was young General but now as a old man hahaha" and after that he asked the most important question "tell Me my lord do you serve tea here?"

"hahaha yes I do,let me guess jasmine right? why don't you go sit dowm and ill bring a kettle of the best jasmine tea you'll ever taste over,also just call me dracule"

thanking dracule iroh went and sat on the sofa marveling at its softness.after a minute dracule brings the tea over and asks "would you mind if I joined you?" "hahaha ofcousre not young dracule Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life's true delights and a stranger more fascinating then you I have never met,ofcourse it is always a hope that by the end of the tea strangers we shall no longer be"

"so tell me dracule what is it that a being of your power does? and was their a reason for you opening this cafe"

dracule:"not really I just wanted to live a peaceful life,though I am struggling to find a purpose for myself at this point,even with all this power I'm not sure what to do with it."

."there is nothing wrong with a life of peace and prosperity young dracule ,I suggest you think about what it is you want from your life,and continue on doing what you do,helping people as I have often seen that sometimes,the best way to solve your own problems is to help solve someone else's "

"thank you iroh,tell me would you be interested if I told you that I could bring your son back to life"

iroh looks at dracule seriously before he says "no young dracule,death is the price we pay for life,and the fact that it will never come again is what makes it so sweet,I have learned my lesson on trying to mess with the one thing no one should mess with ,death " although dracule knew there would be no side effects if he was the one to bring someone back to life since he was stronger then death he chose to respect irohs choices and let it go,after that conversation continued with iroh talking out his guitar and randomly singing a song or two he had made up and before they knew it hours had passed and they had drunk multiple kettles of tea,saying goodbye the now not so strangers parted and iroh went back to his small tea shop and ended his day by returninh to the embrace of sleep,After having entered a strange floating door,having the best tea of his life and unknowingly having given life advice to a future Rob.

A/N

hope i got irohs character right and that you enjoyed the chapter,any suggestions on who you want to see in the next chapters?