The Addams Family SNAP* SNAP*

[]A/N: Chthon vs. Chaos King! Anyone can vote on my p@treon on which of the two Chaotic Cosmic Beings is the strongest! For fun only! Maybe~[]

[Hogwarts Express, Somewhere in Scotland, December 20th, 1991]

As Moses, Wednesday, and Hermione boarded the Hogwarts Express, the three of them decided to take a nap until they arrived at the station, which led us to a quite questionable position.

Wednesday, in her signature sleeping position similar to a corpse in a coffin, was laying her head above Moses' lap, while Hermione was decently sleeping with her head leaned beside Moses' shoulder. With their adorable and small looks, if anybody saw them from their current position, they would die from a heart attack and hyperventilation due to their cuteness.

* Choo! * Choo! *

With the sound of the train's choo, Wednesday, whose head was on Moses' lap, opened her eyes. When she saw the current position that she was in, she immediately sat straight up. Moses and Hermione also woke up from the train's sound; they both rubbed their eyes, and as Hermione saw herself leaning on Moses's shoulder, a small tinge of red appeared on her cheeks as she quickly gave herself a space away from Moses.

"We've arrived..?" Moses asked while yawning.

"Yes..." Wednesday replied as he took something from her pouch. Hermione, who recognized what she was holding and uttered it in fascination,

"Isn't that the crossbow that you used to hit the troll? Why is it — so small?" She muttered, perplexed.

"Yes, but with a little help from—this," said Wednesday as he took a small blue vial of liquid from her pockets.

"What's that?" Moses asked, interested in what Wednesday holds,

"This thing is called Pym particles, it's pure science, no magical ingredients are needed to create them, therefore, no magical energy is connected to them, which allowed me to sneak my crossbow—and a lot more—inside Hogwarts."

"If what you're saying is true, then this thing is a marvel of science, an out-of-this-world creation in the muggle world..." Moses uttered with fascination

"Yes, but I was not the first to create it, I just recreated and perfected the formula. The real creator of these particles is some old geezer named, Hank Pym." Wednesday clarified as she took another vial, this time red.

"Red shrinks, blue enlarges." She muttered

"What is its difference on Diminuendo, Engorgio, and Reducio?" Moses asked as he examined the vial.

"Those three spells had each of their own magical side effects, but this one had nothing on it. It also allows me to covertly smuggle different materials in and out of any private magical places undetected by any kind of ward due to its non-magical property," she explained.

"B—but that's illegal!" Hermione exclaimed,

"I know," Wednesday replied with a rare little smile that surprised Moses a little.

"And I've also come to discover from my research about a new realm, the quantum realm. Uncle Fester visited it once, and let's just say that it's not welcoming." Wednesday finished as she took the blue vial from Moses and poured a drop into her crossbow, causing it to enlarge.

"A genius...a real genius," Hermione muttered to herself while looking at Wednesday with stars in her eyes.

"Why do you need to enlarge that, by the way?" Moses inquired as he examined Wednesday's crossbow, which she was currently loading with arrow ammunition.

"As greetings for my family, of course. What better way to greet someone than with violence?"She said this as she turned around, opened our cabin's glass window, and aimed the arrow outside.

When Moses looked outside, only then did he realize that they were already near King's Cross Station.

Twang!*

The sound of an arrow being fired was what Moses heard, taking him out of his wits.

"What did you hit?" Moses asked as he looked outside. Then what happened on Wednesday's hit came into view, and he was shocked to his core. A family, dressed in black and white attire, was waiting beside the railway, glancing at every cabin like they were looking for someone. They were rather a very bizarre-looking group of people, causing the bystanders to stay away from them.

"My poisonous, sweet little muffin!" An oversized man with a beard shouted while looking at our window cabin; more specifically, he was looking on Wednesday.

After getting our bags, the three of us get off the train.

"Mum! Dad!" Moses heard Hermione's shout from beside him, causing him to look in the direction that she was running into. A few feet away from them, are two normal-looking civilians, both of them adorned with smiles while looking at Hermione.

"So that's her parents...huh," Moses muttered while looking at Hermione running into her parents for a hug. His eyes had a hint of sadness and longing in them that disappeared quickly as he shook his head.

Moses looked in front of him and noticed that the bizarre-looking family was already in front of Wednesday.

"Look at how our sweet little Wednesday has grown, Tish~, Already finding a new Addams in our family, Oh, I could never be so proud!" the oversized man of Spanish descent said while affectionately clinging to his wife.

"I know, Gomez. And he has the face of my great-great-great grandfather, who used his princely charms to slither his way into a woman's heart and skinned it to use as a belt, Oh, perfecto~"

"Her taste in men is as low and imperfect as yours, mon amour~." Gomez said as he kissed the woman's knuckles, shoulders, and neck, which led to them snogging affectionately with each other.

"Oh mon bien-aimé~"

"Mhmmh~🖤"

"..."

"Enough!" Wednesday exclaimed in irritation, Morticia and Gomez stopped what they were doing and looked at Wednesday lovingly.

"Welcome home, my darling." said Morticia, lovingly looking at her daughter,

"Welcome home, my favorite nephew!" A bald, hunched, and barrel-shaped man with dark, sunken eyes and a deranged smile said,

"Hey! I thought I was your favorite nephew?!" An overweight boy wearing a striped T-shirt exclaimed, disgruntled.

"You were, if you didn't dodge the arrow~" The hunched back man replied while pointing at the punctured arrow in his back.

"Are you — okay?" Moses inquired, somewhat bemused, as to how the hunchback man was even standing with an arrow dug into his back.

"Oh, he will be fine, dear. I'm Morticia Addams, Wednesday's mother." The tall, pale, and beautiful woman introduced herself to Moses.

"And I'm Gomez Addams! Wednesday's father." The oversized man with a beard said while bowing his head a little to Moses, to which he replied with a small bow too as a courtesy.

"I'm Pugsley, Wednesday's brother," The boy with blonde hair and wearing a striped T-shirt said,

"I'm Fester Addams, Wednesday's Uncle, zhizhizhi~" The barrel-shaped hunchback man introduced himself with a smile as sparks of lighting appeared inside his teeth.

"GGRHH..." Moses heard a deep groan coming from behind them. He took a peek and saw a man similar to Hagrid's height, slouching lifelessly.

"And he's Lurch, our butler." Said Morticia as she continued, "Forgive him, he's not much of a talker,"

"Hello, Wednesday's family. I'm Moses."

"I didn't know Wednesday could make a friend in her first year, I guess I've really fettered you from my dreary world's confines, my beautiful corpse. I apologize for that." Morticia apologized as she walked next to Wednesday, cupping her daughter's cheeks.

"He's not my friend—" said Wednesday, but before she continued her sentence, she gave Moses a mysterious look as she continued, "—he's just an acquaintance,"

"I see..." Morticia muttered with an understanding smile while looking at her daughter.

"Is there someone waiting for you, Moses? If you'd like, we could give you a rid—"

"Moses!" An old voice shouted from behind them, causing Moses to look at the person who called him. As soon as his gaze found the source of the voice, his face adorned a delighted expression as he ran.

"Father Orsi!" Moses exclaimed as he ran towards the man wearing a priest's garment, once he was a meter away from him, with all his might, he jumped, intending to hug Father Orsi, and Father Orsi, who saw it, immediately readied his stance as they both collided against each other for a tight, warm hug.

"Where's sister Lily, Father?" Moses asked while looking at Father Orsi questioningly,

"She's taking care of the children, Son, now are you ready to go home?" With a grandfatherly smile, the old man suggested.

"Yes, Father! Though, I want to say goodbye to my friends first," answers Moses as he points his friends to Father Orsi.

"Go on then," Father Orsi said as Moses dashed towards Wednesday and Hermione.

"Wednesday, Mione, I have to go now!" Moses bid his goodbyes to the two girls.

"Mmh! Happy Christmas, Moses. Make sure to give me lots of letters! I want to hear about your Christmas!" Hermione said with a nod as she rushed over to hug Moses.

"Sure, I will." He replied with a chuckle.

"Farewell, Moses," Wednesday said in a monotonous tone.

"Bye, Wednesday! See you next year?" Moses asked as he raised his hand for a shake. He knows what kind of girl Wednesday is, and she is certainly not a hugger.

"See you never." She replied as she raised her hand and shook Moses's warm hand.

And with those words, the three of them bid farewell to each other, ready to celebrate each of their Christmases with their beloved family.

"Father, who are we visiting in Poland? You didn't mention it in your letters." Moses asked, curious.

"Henryk Gurzsky. He was an orphan before at our orphanage too, son." Father Orsi replied with a nostalgic smile.

[]Wednesday asked you to give me your power stones. What will you do to avoid her ire? Give me the power stones...Now![]

[]You can read 3-5 advanced chapters on my p@treon.[]