Chapter 64-Family Reunion- [Edited/Fixed]

"So what now?" Yelena asks after she calmed down, now she is drinking beer with one hand right below her stomach and a smile on her face.

"Now I just need to find the Widows and help them too" I say while drinking my AMF* I love The Arc, just so damn useful. this is the best AMF I have tasted

"Just like that?" Yelena asks incredulously

"Just like that.. but i don't have much time to spend here, so if you have any ideas on how to speed this up, feel free to say,"

Nat or Yelena look at each other,

"Ohh No! No Way " Yells Yelena In Russian

"It's worth a shot" Nat shoots back

"No it isn't don't even think about it, we haven't seen them in decades, not after they left us in the RedRoom" Ahhh their parents, well this will be messy

"It's your parents isn't it?" I don't know why I asked

"Yes, our Fake Parents who abandoned us, " Yelena spat out

" But we do need help to find the rest of the Widows" Nat says still trying to convince her

"Can your wizard boyfriend just use some magic spell to find them" Yelena points at me

"Nope sorry, I don't know them, and I can't use a tracking spell on someone who I haven't seen." Or have any information whatsoever on them for that matter

"Sighh but why them, why not some information broker or some other criminal?" poor girl, she is getting exhausted just by the thought of meeting them again

"You know why, even though they are somewhat 'retired' both of them have connections that can lead us to the Widows" Nat tries to reason

They went back and forth a few times before I decided it was enough.

I snapped my fingers, and boom, the sound is gone.

When they noticed they couldn't talk anymore they turned their attention back to me. I gave them their voices back

"You can stand here arguing all day. But isn't it easier to just go ask them? Who knows they might just refuse"

They look at each other before Yelena sighs "...Fineee"

"I'm going to need you to open up a portal... around this area" Nat points at the map

"Sure" I open a portal to the location Nat mentioned

"Well you two have fun, I'll be joining you in a few hours" Nat nods in confirmation and they entered the portal.

I opened up another one and left to do my own thing

~ 1 Hour later

"So you bust out Alexi from Prison"

"Mhm" Nat just nods

"And now you need to get to the outskirts of St. Petersburg"

"Yep~" Nat answers

"Sure why not. Send me the details"

I get the location and opened up a portal from the prison to the location she gave me. I am not looking forward to the Reunion

~~~

Nat Pov

"Where did your boyfriend go?" Yelena asked me when we all sat down

"You are together with someone?" Melena acts surprised, lite it was impossible in the first place

"Grant will stop by in a few minutes, he let us 'reunite with you first" I sighed out

Alexei coughs and comes out in his Red suit "It still fits "

Melina whistles and starts clapping

"Oh my God" Yelena turns around and shots a glass of vodka, praying in her head for any God to save her from this situation

I'm honestly feeling the same

"Hahaha" Alexei Laughs sits down and starts singing "~Raise you workers of salvation, dut tadut tadut ta dut~"

Yelena is looking at him, regretting ever coming to meet them as she pours herself another glass

"Hmmm back together again" sighs Alexie feeling a bit nostalgic

Melina starts talking " Meh, seeing as our family construct, was just a calculated ruse that only lasted 3 years, I don't think that we can use this term.. anymore can we?"

"AgreedSo here is what's going to happen... " I start starts before Alexi interrupts her

" Okay. A reunion then. Huh?" The fat ass interrupted me. I am so fighting the urge to shoot him. But he was still goin on

"And Uhh. I want to say something right off the bat.. you haven't aged a day, you're just as dutiful and supple as the day they stitched our marriage" me and Yelena grimace at that and drink a shot glass at the same time

Meline still talking to Alexei "Well you got fat... but still good"

"I just got out of prison I.. Uh.. Have A lot of energy" Alexi whispered

"Ughh when will he get here, I want him to sent me somewhere,, anywhere, just so I don't stay here. The bottom of the ocean sounds pretty good right about now" Yelena grumbled as she facepalmed

"I Agree" I whisper to her.

This was definitely a mistake

"Please stop that. So here is what's going to happen" and once again I was interrupted

"Natasha don't slouch" Meline berated me

"I'm not slouching"

"Yes.. Yes you are. your"

"I don't slouch!" that might have come off a bit too defensive from me

"You're going to get a back hunch"

"Listen to your mother" Alexei joins in

"Oh my god this i"

"Ahh Up Up" Alexei straightens his back "showing me how to do it

"Okay enough all of you " I yelled out

It was getting really annoying

"I didn't say anything, that's not fair.." Yelena mumbled while she was drinking another glass of vodka

"Here is what's going to happen"

Maline passes food onto Yelena's plate, "I don't want any food" she complains

"Eat a little something Yelena you.. "

"Ughh " and Yelena shots another glass

"HEY, you are going to tell us the location of the RedRoom" Well that got her attention"

And I got a really messed up explanation while watching a pig suffocate. All while explaining the creation process of the drug she made. The drug that was used on Yelena.

"Did you know who they test it on" Yelena asked while holding back her tears

"No that was not my department" And Maline lied straight to her face

This really was a bad idea.

"Nahh. Come on. Come on. Don't lie to them" Alexi looked at her

"I'm not lying" Malina shook her head

"You are Dreykov's architect. huh?" Alexi stated more than he asked. This moron doesn't know when to shut up

"What were you then huh? If I was his architect you were his partner. You were his business partner" Malina argued

"No.No,No. I was patsy" Alexi hit his hand on the table

"SHUT UP! You are an idiot!" I yell at Aelxi then turn to Malina "And you are a coward."

Both of them sat in silence but I didn't stop there " And our family was never real so there is nothing to hold on to. We are moving on"

"Don't say that" Yelena said as her voice cracked "Please don't say that.. It was real... It was real to me"

Shit. I fucked up.

She turns to Meline "You are my mother... you are my real mother.. the closest thing I ever had to one. The best part of my life was fake, and none of you told me..." everybody turned away, feeling awkward

*Woshh*

A circular fire portal starts opening in the room, and everybody pulled their guns on instinct, Nat and Yelena lowered theirs when they realized who it was

"Great now he decides to show up" Yelena wipes her tears away

Ward enters the room, and looks at the people pointing guns at him "Hmm so that's where you too got the gun thing" he tries to make a joke but it just made things worse

"What took you so long asshole!" Yelena says and starts tearing up a bit again

A/N

**(Fake Dad - Alexei Alanovich Shostakov

Fake Mom-Melina Vostokoff

Nat- Natasha Romanoff - age 31

Yellena - Yelena Belova - age 26

Insert lots of jokes and comedic moments)

I'll watch the dinner clip, most of the dialogue will be from there)

( too much drama, its a pain to write, so I'll just skip this, SR about the Widow Arc, i haven't watched the movie, and it looks like drama is too much for a newbie like me to write. So this mini arc is gonna Suck)

*(Adios Mother Fucker, great cocktail, copy of Long Island but still good)

* Think of Plam from HxH, her powers could monitor 3 places/people at once i think