A. I. Chip.

"Now then, why don't we talk about my rewards?" I said, turning to Odin.

"When are you migrating?"

"Hold on migrating? Who? Where?" Thor asked confused.

"Father please tell me you did not agree to what I think you agreed to." Loki asked frustrated.

"It's all right. Just have some patience. Jay, why don't we talk about this in Asgard over some tea. Or do you prefer coffee?"

"Hot chocolate please." I replied, as he summoned the Bifrost.

A giant pillar of rainbow light dropped down from the heavens forming a way back to Asgard.

"Come then. Follow me." Odin said, walking into the beam.

"Actually, you guys go ahead. I'll clean up here and be there in a minute." I pointed to the dimension anchor in the distance.

Odin seemed conflicted for a moment but he hid it expertly.

"Of course. We will leave you to it then. Meet us in the throne room if you will." He obliged and disappeared into the Bifrost.

Meanwhile, I got to work. First I sent back the dimension anchor and the remnants of Hela's thorns, just to see what they were made of and how they could be used.

And finally....

I looked at Hela, lying dead on the floor.

Hmm.....to take or not to take.....

Silently pondering over it for a moment I made the very scientific and not at all biased decision to take her body along.

For research purposes.

Definitely not to revive her as a wife later.

Nope.

Completely academic reasons only.

I said to myself as I portaled her into a tank beside Garp's in the long term storage unit and put her on ice.

She's going to be staying there a long time so I figure she'd better have a friend.

I smiled and patted my hands clean as I opened a portal and walked into one of the many bases I have in the multitude of microverses I host.

Now I'm not 100 percent sure, but I have a solid suspicion that Odin isn't just about to hand over the reins of the Asgardian Homeworld to me peacefully.

He probably has a trap planned out for me.

So I better be prepared before I jump right into the fryer.

Entering the workshop, I pulled out an empty USB and plugged it into the mainframe, downloading a copy of the base's A.I. for support.

Last time, I made the mistake of putting the A.I. in the ship alone.

No more.

This time, I'm putting the A.I. in my head, or close at least.

I exited the comms center and made my way to the workshop, pulling out a batch of prototype Kaiju flesh.

Dumping a nail sized shaving in a petri dish I began to reprogram the tissues into a bio chip, using a cocktail of chemicals.

Then with a material projector I carved out the circuitry into the flesh, letting the hot non-toxic material melt into the flesh, slowly searing the nigh invulnerable tissues.

Finally, I pulled out an injector with gene editing biodegradable nanobots, injecting the solution into the tissue via a vibranium needle because nothing else could pierce it the tough flesh.

I took a deep breath and connected to the nanobots in the tissue, manipulating them to integrate the circuitry into the flesh, stitching the network into the tissues with adipose proteins.

Watching them merge completely, I cracked my knuckles and groaned in satisfaction.

With a snap of my fingers, a portal opened up and I reached in, pulling out the recently acquired Power Cosmic battery, and zapped the bio chip to life, or a close approximation of it.

As a last resort, to protect the tissue from external damage, I coated it with my new energy absorbing nanobots, to give it a golden metallic sheen.

A living tissue parasite that could live within me and help me with calculations and such.

I pulled out the USB and connected it to the bio chip, uploading the A.I. program into the wriggling little mass of flesh.

So cute.

I picked it up and brought it close to my forehead attaching it to the right side of my head.

As soon as the parasite touched me, I felt a prickle as it's many needling tentacles dug into my skin, attaching itself to me and soon enough, to my brain.

I could instantly feel my processing power increase in much the same manner as I felt when I connected to my base's mainframe supercomputer.

Mhnmm....Yes! Finally.

Unlimited Processing Power!

I cackled like a mad scientist.

And who wouldn't.

Having an A.I. chip made of Kaiju flesh and power absorbing nanobots in your brain just sounds badass.

And having it.....it feels like I have the world in the palm of my hands.

It's fucking awesome!

Turning to the empty space beside me, I used my new A.I. chip to portal in something.

With a thought, a portal opened up, and I could feel the A.I. chip instantly scan through the billions upon billions of items in my inventory selecting exactly the ones I needed. A beam shot out from the portal, teleporting in a small metallic bracelet straight onto my arm.

My latest armor module.

Miniaturized, self charging and with an attached forcefield and all auxiliary armaments.

Truly top of the line tech.

I'm real proud of this one.

My very own power ranger morpher watch, complete with a transformation sequence and background explosions, for complete authenticity.

With another thought, another beam shot out, this time a replicator beam that repaired the damage to my coat and clothing, even repairing my forcefield generator.

I smiled, silently pumping my fist.

Yup.

Putting an A.I. chip directly in my brain was the best fucking idea ever.

I extended my hand as a pair of sunglasses fell expertly into my fingers as in one smooth motion I flipped the glasses onto my face and tapped the sides.

Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin began to play from the glasses.

Because yes. They also doubled as speaker. And night vision. And eye protection strong enough to deflect bullets. And telescopes, binoculars and infrared sensors.

Why? Because having spy gadgets is the dream of every man, boy and particularly masculine baby.

Because it's hella cool!

And I don't need any more reasons than that.

Pulling out a comb from a portal, I styled my hair while a sterilization beam cleaned me up and scented me of lavender.

Lastly I buttoned up my coat, and clicked my heels together, transforming my shoes and coat into Oxfords and a suede black longcoat.

After all, if I'm going to wipe out Asgard, I wanna look good while doing it.

Always commit genocide in style. The nazis got that part right.

I snapped my fingers and another portal opened up behind me leading to Asgard.

I whistled along with the song, as I made a heel face turn to the portal.That just felt cool.

I smiled wide.

Now then..... let's kick some Ass-gardian butt.

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MC does what he should have done a long time ago.

And finally, he's going into the battlefield at full power.

Time to watch the entirety of Asgard get decimated in an badass slaughter sequence.

Sorry for the short chapter today.

But next chapter there's a big surprise and a shocking twist.

So tune in an donate your powerstones!

Next extra chapter at 600 powerstones!

Or if I get into the top ten rankings.

Whichever happens first.

Till then, thanks for reading and see ya!