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How to (supposedly) survive a zombie apocalypse [Completed]

This is basically a translation made with Google of my original history. I will change some things, but is basically the same. -The image and the histories I make reference don't belong to me (obviously). -I made this history with the purpose to entertain, so don't burn my house if you get offended please. -If I have any mistake or I can improve in something, tell me, I'm here to learn

Grim_Jester · Anime et bandes dessinées
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Kyle

"I-I'm looking for supplies" said the young man still in shock.

"Ohh, I see, do you know where I can find some shoes and coffee?" -Ken.

"Y-you can go to a shoe store that is two streets to the right and that has a supermarket in front" -young man.

"Thanks brat" I said as I got ready to leave.

"M-my name is Kyle" -Kyle.

Before I closed the window the brat spoke again.

"Hey, can you take me? I'm heading to the same place as you" Kyle asked enthusiastically.

"I don't know, do you want me to become a demon?" I asked jokingly.

"Become a demon Kyojuro" Kyle said as he extended his hand towards Ken.

"Hmm, okay I'll take you, but first I have to give you a pass" I said as I got out of the car.

When I saw him closely I could see that the brat has Latin American features, with brown hair and eyes, in terms of clothing, he has a red T-shirt, blue jeans and black shoes.

His red shirt and jeans are stained with dirt, his shoes are a bit worn and he has a bat on his back.

But not much can be done in an apocalypse.

He also has a height of 176cm so I have to look down a bit.

I put my hand on his shoulder and sang.

"~Our worlds about to break~" -Ken.

After being surprised for a few seconds, the brat understood the reference.

"~Tomented and attacked, lost from where we wake~" -Kyle.

"~With no way to go back, I was standing on my own~" -Ken.

"~But now I'm not alone~" -Kyle.

"~Avengers assemble!~" -Kyle and Ken

"~Always we will fight as one, until the battles won with evil on the run~" -Kyle and Ken.

"~We never come undone, assembled we are strong~" -Kyle and Ken.

"~Forever fight as one, assembled we are strong, for ever fight as one!~" -Kyle and Ken.

Yup, a man of culture.

Actually, I realized that he was a good person since I saw the first reaction from him, this was just a bonus point.

One of my skills is the ability to understand a person's personality just by looking at them for a few seconds.

This is why I do not have many companions, since there are few people with whom it is worth having a friendship.

At least under my criteria.

Anyway, after the song the brat was crying out of nostalgia for a few minutes before calming down and getting into the car.

If you're wondering, I obviously took a look at the area before I started singing.

The brat climbed into the passenger seat and quickly noticed the girl.

"Is she your daughter?" Kyle asked as he pointed at Halley.

"No, she is a girl that I found in the middle of this disaster, her name is Halley" -Ken.

"And where are her parents?" Kyle asked in a confused tone.

"My mommy is in Helena-Montana" said Halley quite excited.

"Really?" Kyle said looking at Ken.

"S-sure the girl's mother is waiting for us there" I said with a nervous tone.

"I see" Kyle said with understanding and sadness.

When I got to the supermarket I took my baseball bat and went out with the brat, but before.

"Hey girl stay here and don't make noise, I'll be back in a few minutes" I said with concern.

"Ok Mr. Ken, I'll be fine" Halley said with a smile.

After checking the supermarket and not finding anything, the brat asked me.

"Hey and why are you going to Helena-Montana?" Kyle asked with interest as he searched for supplies.

"Didn't you listen to the radio?" I asked in a confused tone as I searched for the coffee.

"How I didn't think of it before?" Kyle said as he facepalm himself.

"Hahaha, you really are a brat" I said while laughing slightly.

"I'm not a brat I'm 18 years old!" Kyle said with a vein marked on his forehead.

"Let's see, who is the best Spiderman?" I said as looked at him seriously.

"Obviously it's Tom Holland, his teenage attitude fits the character better" Kyle said proudly.

"Yup, a brat" I said totally convinced.

"Just tell me why are you going to Montana!" Kyle said angrily.

"Ok ok, on the radio they said that it is a safe place and also the zombies are weak to the cold" I said with a bit of seriousness.

"Really? That's perfect!" Kyle said excitedly.

"Can you carry me?" Kyle asked expectantly.

"I don't see why not" I said without caring.

"C-can you bring my girlfriend too?" Kyle asked a little nervous.

"I would have to meet her first, and judge if she is trustworthy" I said with a serious tone.

"O-oh don't worry I can assure you that she is trustworthy" Kyle said a little doubtful.

"If you say so, I still have to meet her first" I said dismissively.

After putting away the instant coffee I went to the shoe store and came back with some blue sneakers.

"And tell me, where is your girlfriend?" I said as I got into the car.

"She's two blocks to the left and five blocks ahead at the firing range" -Kyle.

"So you do know how to use your brain, well done brat" I said as I patted him on the back.

And so we went to find Kyle's girlfriend.