Aizawa-Yamada Fam is in America and all might has to be a dad for the class (One off)
No: stay on your best behaviours
No: reminder
No: i can see this chat you idiots
YEAHHHHHHH: shouta dont call them idiots
YEAHHHHHHH: none of them are dumb!!!!
No: except you
Furry™: Stay safe on your trip Eraser
STRONK: I will try my best to watch over them
[private teacher conversations]
STRONK: Eraser-san?
No: here are the rules and list of things to watch for
No: cause my kids will try to kill each other
No: not just bakugou
STRONK: go ahead?
No: i hope you can remember this all.
No:
- if bakugou suddenly goes silent after a threat of him being bound like a monster, grab kirishima and have them go see recovery girl
- if tsuyu is home sick she will flood a dorm bathroom.
- if midoriya and bakugou are fighting, let them figure it out
- if endeavour shows up, call me immediately (or mic, or nedzu)
- if any of my kids use their quirks and don't hurt themselves or others, don't tell me
- if one of them ends up in recovery girls office that isn't bakugou, midoriya or kaminari tell me (unless its mental health-related then always tell me)
- if any of the UA SKD kids start dying then contact #Dao_Katsumi
- only call me incase of emergencies
- if there is a villain attack tell Mic and I, but we may not be able to help
No: that's it
No: if i remember anything else i will tell you
No: oh btw, Ayano and Hitoshi will be on this trip. Ayano is bringing Crow and Amaimon with her, while Hitoshi will be video calling Sero and Kaminari every night.
[i need new friends]
Ayaneru: so ahiro how was school?
murder: can i please murder that kid
murder: I'll call up Dabi and he can kill him
murder: I just want that kid to fuck off
Tentacrule: excuse me for asking, but what happened?
Tentacrule: you seem rather upset and Fumi is worried
murder: so im in america rn
murder: and if you have a quirk over there, its 1. rare and 2. you're called a meta-human or some bs like that
murder: so im sitting there, cloak on, covering my wings
murder: and this fucking idiot who calls himself "Flash" goes and pulls it off
murder: he said "you aren't allowed to wear that"
murder: like fuck you, you grade 10. I'm older and i dont give a shit
murder: so now the fucking American government is looking for me and wants me dead.
murder: #no can you fix this bull shittery?
No: i'm looking into it
No: legally they can't do anything.
No: as you are not an American citizen
No: but if they dare to keep you in a cell somewhere - or even attempt to kill you, then we will have to call in Freedom Diver, Highscore and Hawks
No: they have the most sway in the world right now
YEAHHHHHHH: technically Toshinori still has some sway in America
STRONK: I'd prefer not to go back there
Falloutboi: Ahiro-san
[Falloutboi] has changed their name to [raven?]
Raven?: if you need, I can tell Hawks-san about your situation
Raven?: never mind hes reading over my shoulder
Raven?: he just walked away screaming about how he needs to call his boyfriend and go to america immeditely
Raven?: his boyfriend will need quite a bit of makeup to go on a plane...
YEAHHHHHHH: are you talking about a villain here?
YEAHHHHHHH: or a random person?
[todokidoki] changed their name to Icyhot
Icyhot: hes talking about Touya.
Icyhot: my older brother
Icyhot: who happens to be the villain Dabi
YEAHHHHHHH: am i concered
YEAHHHHHHH: yes
YEAHHHHHHH: is hawks happy with his life?
YEAHHHHHHH: yes
Icyhot: i'm relaying the messages about ahiro-san's fate to Touya
Icyhot: his reply
Icyhot: [hahahahah.jpg]
murder: a guy with an eye patch tried to shoot me
murder: awe fuck
murder: ayano come get me, midtown roof
Ayaneru: Got it
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Ahiro's Day could have been better. It started with a kid claiming that he's inhuman and should be killed, leading the government to go after him. Legally they can't do anything right? Ahiro sighed and sat on the roof, where Ayano had conveniently appeared. "Let's fucking go." Ayano nodded and grabbed Ahiro's hand, teleporting them instantly.
They reappeared inside Stark Industries ((owo)). Which is where Present Mic had been all day. Mic - or Hizashi - ran up to them and pulled them into one of the empty conference rooms, one booked for him. "Shouta is looking into it. What happened?"
"Well it started fine, then that kid happened, and now, in the last 5 mins, A guy with an eye-patch tried to shoot me in the back. Can we please leave?" Ayano looked at her friend who was clearly upset, as Hitoshi walked in with Aizawa. "There is a man out front claiming to have seen you two enter the building. He's having it searched for you two. Hawks and Dabi are on a plane set to arrive in the next three hours." Ahiro nodded at Aizawa's words "If the guy out front tries to take you both with him then I will make sure that he know's that we are Japanese and that he can't do anything. No tests, No holding Cells, Nothing."
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[Class Prez's and Aizawa]
Creati: both Bakugou and Midoriya-san are having panic attacks.
Creati: Todoroki-san and Kirishima are calming them down now
Creati: All-might-sensei is worried for our health.
Creati: tsuyu-chan has continuously flooded the bathroom's
Creati: she says that it is because you are like a parent to us and Toshinori-Sensei isn't a good enough teacher .
Creati: is Ahiro going to be okay?
No: we are working on it
No: make bakugou and Midoriya some mint tea.
No: tell Asui that we will be back in a few days,
No: basically have the whole class go to the common room and have them eat baby cookies and drink caffeine free tea.
No: the baby cookies are on the top shelf next to Hitoshi's cereal box.
Creati: thank you sir!