689. The Nazi World

Alexander didn't care for the world. It was a very bad one with the whole world divided into 2 factions, both fighting each other because each considered the other lesser beings.

They were decently modernised in terms of technology but their minds were still in the gutter. Slavery was rampant there. Each side would send ships to kidnap people from coastal villages of the other side and sell them back in their land as slaves or other kinds of workers.

It was like each side was Nazi Germany but both considered the other side Jews.

But, Alexander first went to find Edward and Hermione. He landed just behind them as they were going towards a city.

"It seems you two have forgotten your family?" Alexander questioned.

"Ayaa?"

"Eaaa?"

The two babies, who were held close to Hermione and Edward's shoulders, saw Alexander first and questioned who he was in their baby language.

So, Alexander opened his arms and soon the two babies flew into them. He hugged them tightly. They giggled just by being near him.

Hermione and Edward turned to him with big smiles on their faces. Then the two ran to hug him too.

"We did miss you, Grandpa. We were just going to return to you after this world. We wanted to have them grow in a safe and stable environment." Hermione said.

Alexander ruffled her hair. Her height had increased and she looked more mature but overall she still looked the same as when she passed Hogwarts.

Edward thought looked old. As if he was under a lot of stress. But, it was just age.

"Well, introduce me to these two lovely candy balls." He demanded.

Hermione spoke, "They are twins and their names are Elen and Alexus. To be honest, both of them are inspired by your name."

Alexander smiled ear to ear. He kissed the cheeks of his two grandkids. "I am honoured. Aren't you two the cutest? I'm your grandpaaaaa."

The two babies cutely pulled his long beard. It was amazing that they did not feel scared of him.

"We have been showing them the pictures of you and grandma. So, they recognise you easily." Edward explained.

"That was so nice of you. Olivia is going to love these two. We have so many kids in Phixheim right now. You two already have your bags packed so come with me. We will return. The great war has started and I want my family in safety so that he can not use you all against me." Alexander told them.

The two turned serious. "Is everything okay?"

"Bwahaha... yes, yes. Everything is fine. Your old man is now omniscient. That is how I found you." Alexander said.

"Nice, how is grandma?" Hermione asked.

"Find out yourself. It's been years and we now have hundreds of kids." Alexander said.

"She gave birth to hundreds of kids?" Edward asked in amusement.

Alexander held his breath, "Yeah, she did."

"Woah, you've been very active it seems. Well, two is the limit for me and Hermione." Edward said in shock.

"Yes yes, okay, you wait, I will deal with this planet first. We are here so can't leave it unpure." Alexander said and flew up.

...

The world he was in was pretty simple and disgusting. Alexander directly flew to the capitals of the two sides.

Both sides were not much different culturally. This division occurred because of two originally small countries finding the wonders of the industrial revolution. Then, these two countries tried to take over as many other countries as possible. Then, 1500 years later, this was the result. Now the two countries ruled half of the world each and they hated each other.

Most of their economies were based on the constant war going on in the middle parts. It seemed that the rulers of these two sides had realised the economic benefits of ongoing wars.

Yes, these two countries were monarchies. This was a bad thing because even if one generation works hard to make things better, the next comes and pours burning tar on it and spoils everything.

Alexander entered the offices of the monarchs of the two empires and gathered them. The technology of the world was relatively advanced, so he simply hijacked the world's network and sent a live feed.

"Hey guys, God here. I know some of you don't believe in god so for you, I am an extraterrestrial superpowered being. I came to this planet to do trade and make you all join the Universe's alien circle. But, when I saw you all fight each other, I realised how primitive you all were.

"Hence, I decided to solve your war. These two people are the kings of your two empires. Now, they have to do a simple thing. Fight each other to death. Whoever wins gets to be the king.

"Before some of you feel pity for them, remember, they rape, kill and wage war because it fills their pockets. If you want to feel bad then feel it for yourself. Because you were fooled by them, for so long. All right, I don't have time to talk more.

"You two fat blokes, take your corners. Rules are simple, there are no rules. One needs to kill the other." He instructed.

"I won't fight." One of them argued.

Both of the kings looked at least 4 times their healthy weight. Their teeth were crooked, their eyes were misaligned and their heads were balding.

"Tell me, did your father or mother marry their cousin or something?" Alexander asked.

"Of course, we believe in keeping our bloodline pure. No filthy lowlifes allowed." The other king spoke.

Alexander facepalmed himself, "So you two are incest born. No wonder you look like this. No wonder you have an IQ of a retarded pig and even that might be an overstatement of your mental abilities.

"You two are better dead than alive. See this, people? These are your kings. They don't even have the guts to fight for the war they have been advocating for so long." Alexander spoke to the camera.

Slowly, the two kings told everything to people. Why they make war, how profitable it is, how they don't care about people. After all that, Alexander forced them to fight.

"Okay, if you don't fight, both of you will die in 10 seconds," Alexander warned. All of a sudden, pits of fire surrounded the outside of the fighting ring. Then the ring platform started getting smaller.

"Fight or you both will fall." Alexander reminded them.

So, the two fought like sumo wrestlers on the first day of their training. First, they were scared of punching so they scaredly ran from each other. Then the ring started getting smaller.

Then finally, the Emperor of the East punched the Emperor of the west. The Emperor of the west started crying on the spot.

"See folks, this is what happens when you live your whole life pampered." Alexander gave a commentary.

"Fight now, the circle is getting smaller." Alexander reminded them.

So, the two again started fighting. They had resorted to slapping each other's faces. They were crying at the same time and snot was coming out from their noses.

Just then, Alexander took out a banana from his pocket and started eating it.

In the fight ring, the two were rolling around, trying to throw each other into the fire pit.

"DIEEE"

"DIEEE..."

The two shouted at the same time. Emperor of the west was then finally able to push the one from the East. At the edge of the ring, West-Emperor pushed with his large body.

"NOOOOOO..."

Emperor of the East cried. But just then, Alexander threw the banana peel into the ring, just near the foot of Emperor of the west.

"NOOOO..."

Emperor of the West's foot slipped and both of them fell to their death. It was a slow and painful death.

"Okay everyone, I guess you don't have a king anymore. So, I will be administering the world. Under a single unified flag, as a single species. But, if you all have a problem with living together then I will tell my boss in the universe federation. They will come and kill you all and plunder the planet's resources. So, you all must get your act together." Alexander warned them.

He just gave them a reason to actively try to come together, otherwise, they would have stayed racists.

After this, Alexander left 100 androids there and left with Edward, Hermione and his grandkids.

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