Guardsman Antics (Side Chap focused on Comedy)

The Imperial Guard were laying siege to a fortress in Eastern Falmart, Then the enemy somehow killed the first wave.

Falmart Commander:HA IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?! YOU BARELY KILLED MY MEN AND BREACHED OUR WALLS!

Imperial Commander:BOMBARDMENTGOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!'

The Fortress was turned to smithereens by the insane amount of artillery.

Imperial Commander:*sips coffee* I only sent my men to soften your defenses up for the artillery.

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Commissar:GLORY FOR THE FIRST MAN TO DIE!

The commissar gets killed before anyone else could die.

Kriegsman:Hhmp hmp phmp!

Translation:THE COMMISSAR TOOK THE GLORY FOR HIMSELF! REVIVE HIM SO WE CAN KILL HIM AGAIN!

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In a meeting room:

Imperial Commander:THE ENEMY HAS TITANS HOW CAN WE COUNTER THIS?!

Mechanicus Adept:1010111110010110000011000111101111111010111011001100100100000111001111001011101110110010010000010101001101001111010011000011101110111001110000011011111100110100000110111111101011110010100000110111111101111101110.100000111011001101100100000110011011011111110010100000110000110000011000111100101111001011101001100001110100111011101000001100001110110111011111110101110111011101001000001101111110011010000011101001101111110000111100111110100110010111100101110011

Translation:We could send titans of our own.All for a certain amount of toasters

Another Imperial Commander:Oribtal Bombardment!

Guardsman :Fix Bayonets.

The Commander STARES ANGERLY AT HIM.

And he just gets a bayonet from his pocket and jumps out the window to a nearby chaos titan.and stabs its Armor with the bayonet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\______________//////////////

The Death Korps of Krieg Overthrows the Tau M.43 Colorized