GATE:Thus the Imperium Fought there

As His sons still living redeemed sons gather around the Golden Throne talking about the good ol' days of landing on planets and killing every heretic,Daemon and Xeno they could find and their glorious Golden Father Commanding them over 10000 years ago,But this is better the Dark Gods have been beaten,Thanks to everyone recovering The Emperor's fragments all across the Galaxy by using a fucking Psychic Vacuum,They literally sucked the Soul out of the person and with the recovery of the Star Child and the Destruction of that massive Edgefest,BDSM filled Drug we den/Whore house of a City,Commoragh,The destruction of the Tyranid Hive Fleets by using a giant Spray Can filled with Promethium and Hellfire mixture The Tyranids were safely pronounced Extinct,The FAHCKING tau Were almost driven to extinction thanks to a Crusade Led by Captain-General "Kitten" and aided by Commander Farsight and his Enclave,The Orks got REKKED by a Human/Eldar combined arms attack and every spore has been destroyed,The Eldar are good guys now and are sharing the Galaxy with mankind by trading some Eldar Prostitutes for You know,Peace and The Necrons are there too they have agreed to stop fighting everyone else.

said the emperor from his Text to Speech Device

"Indeed Father"Said Rogal

"What now Father,With the Chaos Gods beaten up and Peace has been achieved what do we do now?"Said Magnus

Said Big E

"How is that even possible" Said Rowboat Girlyman

"It will be done my lord"said Kitten

"Really Dad?" Said Magnus

"Operation Phoenix,Really?"Said Magnus

"Yeah,I'm on magnus' side on this one,Miraculously."Said Leman Russ

"Hello Bruvas and Fader Me and Corvus Are back with Sandwiches"Said Vulcan in his weirdly Jamaican Accent

"We must eat today for we may die tomorrow" Said Corvus

As the Primarchs each took a sandwich and ate it savoring the flavors it had.

"This Sandwich Is Actually pretty good,I need this to supply my gay- I MEAN THE ROCK with these sandwiches,This WILL SURELY BOOST MORALE!" Said Lion el' Johnson

As they were eating,the golden Throne  began to glow and with it The Emperor Glowed and in a blink of an eye he turned to ash...

"CAPTAIN-GENERAL!" Shouted magnus.

"What?"Kitten asked

"Father Disappeared"Said Rogal

"So what will become of the astra nomicon?" Asked Roboute

Meanwhile in the warp

"OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OHSHIT" Said the Captain

"WHERE DID THE ASTRA NOMICON GO?!?" Said the Navigator

Back at Terra

Then Magnus got on the Golden Throne and quickly powering it saving over Millions if not Billions of lives from the Warp.

And then somehow without them noticing a Gigantic Golden man snuck up behind them and Said

This made the primarchs Jump in Surprise

"Fa-Father?" Said roboute

"Holy Shit you're alive Father!" Said Magnus

"By The Moons of Fenris,Father Lives!" Said Leman Russ

The Emperor Lives! *Stomp Stomp*

"Yeah,Sure"

As the emperor left to get a Taco the primarchs held a little meeting

Roboute:With Father back The Imperium would be stronger than ever!

Corvus:I couldn't agree with you more Brother.

Emperor:

Rogal:So what now Father?

Emperor:

Magnus:Hey!

Emperor

Magnus:I have MORE SONS?!?

Emperor:

Then Two Members of the Blood Ravens went inside The Room.

Emperor:

Leman:Alpharius Hey. How's it going...

Alpharius:OK HOW DID YOU GUYS KNOW?

Kitten:Well,For one you guys didn't sack anything the moment you got in here.

Emperor:

Years Later...

Emperor:

Magnus:And I got my Legion back.

Then a custodian Runs into the room shouting something.

Custodian:KITTEN!KITTEN! WHERE ARE YOU?!?

Kitten:Yes? Why?

Custodian:You need to see this and you too my Emperor.

Emperor:.

They followed the custodian and went inside a room with a new structure within it,a gate of Greco-Roman style(Which is basically any gate in the Imperium)

It was surrounded by Custodians and Space marines looking at the Object with curiosity and Intrigue.Then several hundred men got out of the gate wearing Roman legionnaire armor and quickly charged at the Space marines and nearby Human Workers... then a man riding a horse holding a banner shouted something...

Commander:CHARGE! KILL THESE SAVAGES FOR THE EMPIRE!

He was shot by a Space marine.

Many Other commanders were going through the gate the Astartes were ordered to capture the commanders.

the Custodians Leaped into action creating a defensive perimeter around the emperor and killing anyone who got too close.

Saderans Pov.

Legionnaire 1:DID THOSE GOLDEN STATUES MOVE?!

Legionnaire 2:WHO CARES RETREAT!!!

The Saderans were quickly routed and their formations collapsed and the surviving Saderans Retreated through the gate with Their leadership Dead or Captured...

Emperor:

Welcome to Warhammer 40000 if you didn't know that,This is also different but I'll be juggling 2 stories now and a third one on the way. So yeah

GLORY TO THE IMPERIUM!