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Close Encounters of The Dragon kind

"Y-Yes Anathema."Tuka said slightly blushing

the Emperor Said while putting his hand over her forehead and she goes Redder.

"I know what you're Trying to do father Just give it up before I challenge you to a children's Card Game or Strip Poker-Vostroyan Roulette-4th dimensional Chess or what ever you call Yugi-Oh."Said Magnus Over The Vox

"Yeah...sure." Said Magnus

"We are approaching Koda Village" said one SPESS MEHRINE

The emperor Stepped out of the vehicle and so did the Others

"I am The Elder of this village."

"It will be done Milord."

Then 2 ton Psychic Super Soldiers a town without killing anyone or anything.

"So You are telling me There are giant Ravens and Dragons here?"Said Kitten

"From what we can Gather,Yes."Said one of the Custodians

Kitten lets out a sigh "tell Lord Corvus and Lord Vulkan."

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While Big E were doing Some shenanigans on the other side of the gate The Imperium is still getting ready for Gulliman and His THICC Eldar Waifu to get married and Did I forget to mention that CATO SICARIUS AND SOME ELDAR CHICK NAMED MENAVENA WITH EGO MATCHING CATO'S Are also getting married,And they won't shut up about it

"Corvus,A message Was sent to us from the other side of the gate" said Vulkan

"What does it say?" Replied Corvus

"It says 'Lord Vulkan and Lord Corvus, I have been made aware that two species that the both of you might take interest have been discovered One is a Species from Terra's old mythology A dragon not very different from Lord Vulkan's Draken but this one flies and breathes fire and the Second one is A Giant Raven. Sincerely,Captain-General 'Kitten''.

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"WE NEED TO GET OVER THERE."Said Corvus

"Indeed Brother."

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\________________/////////////The Convoy was going smoothly through the countryside trying to escort The Villagers To their next Settlement wherever the hell that is.

Magnus was flicking through the various channels on the Improved Vox.

"PURRGINGGGG WITH MY KIIIIIIIIN"

"MUST MAKE ROBOT INTO PEEEENIS."

"HA! YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!"

"GOTTA GO FAST."

"GOOD THING THOSE CHAOS REMNANTS DIDN'T USE WOLF TITS OR WE'LL BE RIGHT FEKKED DOGGOS."

"WE FOUND THE ADEPTAS SORORITAS SECRET STASH OF VIBRATORS!"

He was obviously bored so he turned it off and looked at the road there was a loli....

"Not The Weirdest thing I've seen in my life but okay."

_______________________________Well this is shorter than expected(That's what she sai-BOOM)So anyway I'll just update randomly since I've somehow lost the will to write

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