69--Destroying the Greater Grail (Time for Fireworks)

I woke up feeling something heavy in my stomach along with a slight taste of iron in my mouth, a pair of amethyst eyes looking down at me. I smiled at my beloved queen and looked down at my stomach where a pair of black hair with two pigtails was perched tightly.

--Uhg... it hurts a little~ but it's very satisfying~

Making a mockery of myself, I lightly punched Rin who plunged her elbow into my liver.

--Crazy bastard!

--I'll take it as a compliment~

--Master I have to agree with Miss Tohsaka this time, injecting Dead Apostle blood and over-rotating the furnace just to, to get us better incarnations, that's crazy!

Caster pinched my cheeks hard, to which I could only smile and endure, from what I see we are out of the grail and back to the temple.

--Caster, how long have I been gone and what is the situation?

To my questions Caster just sighed tiredly before he continued stroking my hair, bound by bone chains by the way while receiving a lap pillow from the princess and Colchis.

--About four hours~ You won the bet and we won bodies from the age of the gods, the family of the "Ally of Justice" and the "Albino Loli" are over there with their parents. Rest five more minutes~

--Four hours~ huh? You can tell Hebi to bring my backpack~

--No problem, Hebi~ bring Master's luggage.

"Yes, Caster-sama.

The young lamia who was still dressed as a dubious maid ran in search of the item.

--Kurama-Kun... what the hell are you planning, you brought two people from the grave and to top it off you became a being of the age of the gods, you know that the Tower will not allow you to stay alive, not even the church !

Rin yelled at me in exasperation.

--Ojou-sama~ the agency is a pretty inhumane place~ also if it's for monsters the Director of the Tower is a monster over 2000 years old, not counting the sleeping monsters of Atlas, the 26 True Dead Apostos, the Deep Ocean, among others~ There are more monsters out there than you think Rin-Ojou-sama.

--But is it necessary for you to become one?!

At Rin's question I could only shrug.

--Not really~ but it's more fun that way~

--AHMOOOOO! Kurama-Kun you are impossible~

--Hahahaha~ Get ready for a good show~

--Show?

Along with Rin's question, the young non-human maid arrived carrying a worn backpack.

--Master, your luggage~

--Well, girl~ Caster could you let me go...

--I don't want~

Caster scoffed and started pinching me.

--Master shouldn't move his body is still recovering.

--Fine~ then I'll go out on my own~ "Mist Drive"

I changed the consistency of my body and slipped out of the chains smoothly, then took my backpack and walked towards the Emiya family.

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--Kiritsugu-sensei~ good to see~

--Hahahaha~ Akatsuki-kun I really owe you a big one~

The old Socery Killer gave me a big smile as he hugged his wife and daughter, the marks of recent tears could be seen on his face, next to him a winter beauty greeted me with honesty and gratitude.

--Thank you very much for allowing us to come back and be a family.

Irisviel gave a deep and perfect bow accompanied by Illya in this gesture, I could only scratch my nose and smile.

--It's not a problem, besides, it was Sensei who gave me custody of his daughter~ Sensei, the fact that I am of legal age because of my Albanian nationality does not mean that I can raise your daughter~

--Hahahaha~ I thought it was the best choice back then~

"You do know that he could have killed Illya, right?" Your cute little daughter almost killed us~ well she killed Shirou a few times~

Saber watched the exchange with curious eyes, the Kiritsugu she knew was an emotionless killer , a machine, but this is just a poor dysfunctional family man. Of course ignore her.

--I trusted that you would find a way to solve it, you were always smart.

--After you kicked the bucket, I went to train with Kotomine Kirei and entered the burial agency, eight years of vampire hunting, many body modifications and studies later, here I am~ Manipulating and dismantling an entire Holy Grail War with a decade of planning~ I'm great right sensei?

At my open mouth, Kiritsugu just burst out laughing.

--Ha hahahaha~ I can't deny it~ you're still just as crazy as when you were just a kid~

--I learned from the best~

--Brat...

Everyone was amazed at my interaction with the Socery Killer, Illya and Irisviel were smiling, Shirou and Saber looked on in amazement while Rin, Sakura and the rest were just spectators.

--Well, master, there is still one last show to go~

I took out a shiny control with a single red button, seeing it my teacher couldn't help but laugh again.

--Ja~ you really learned well~ damn brat, how many kilos?

--40~ kilos of the finest and most exquisite C4Premiun along with a matrix of 76 notes from the URS~

Q: Stalin's Silent Orchestra?

--The same~ Hymn of Joy~ Do you want to see the fireworks?

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We all climbed onto the roof of the Ryuudoji temple and looked up at the night sky above the mountains.

--Who wants to have the honor~?

--I~ I~ Seat-Oniisama~

Illya jumped from Irisviel's arms into mine as she rolled her puppy dog eyes, pricked her forehead.

--Putting eyes is cheating Illya~ but since you're cute I forgive you~ now remember it's on the count of 10~

--Yes~ Seat-Oniisama~ 10~ 9~ 8~

Illya sang the countdown as she danced like a winter fairy.

--5~ 4~ 3~

We all brace ourselves for impact and illumination.

--2~ 1~ 0~ TAMAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

*BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

A pillar of light lit up the night sky bringing a momentary dawn, the pillar soon turned into a mushroom, the mushroom into a tree and soon into hundreds of them, a forest of illusory lights lit up the firmament, hundreds of fire flowers sprang up creating a spectacle of colors while the vibration of heaven and earth shook the world all this without emitting a single sound, thanks to the matrix of "Stalin's Silent Orchestra", a Soviet magecraf system that nullifies the sonic effects of an explosion, changing it for a soft and enveloping classic opera, unfortunately the lighting and the vibration still remain.

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I got up and walked in front of the group, turning my back on the show and being accompanied by the notes of the hymn to joy, I addressed those present.

--I hereby declare that the 5th Holy Grail War is officially over, please give a round of applause to the surviving Master Tohsaka Rin~!!!