39 —This is strangely satisfying (Just Married)

--Master is a villain~

--Yep~

We both compare a strange silence between vile smiles, after a few seconds we both burst out laughing.

--Master, he surely is a wonderfully vile man~

--This lowly me~, is just a looter and thief who is occasionally a jeweler and craftsman.

I impulsively hugged Caster and kissed her cheeks.

I'm 100% sure, I've already made up my mind, although my broken heart may be the one to speak. But who cares!... to hell with Rin, Luvia and Reines. Who wants a salad when there's a steak at home? Shaking the distractions and ill intentions from my head, I took out a light diamond ring from my dimensional pocket and knelt in front of Caster.

"Caster Medea want to marry me?"

Say the fateful and destructive words in an instant. Am I being too quick, we've only known each other for less than 48~36 hours, this isn't Vegas? I tell them what the hell does it matter? Ciel kicked me out a few months ago, Rin, Sakura, Luvia, Illya, the homunculi, Saber, Rider and even Taiga-neesan are from Good Shirou's Harem. I'm not a lolicon to persecute Illya or a Siscon to tangle with Mao, if now there is a woman who is literally "Perfect" in every way, who would not voluntarily throw herself into the graveyard of life called "Marriage"

Caster didn't reply, he just stared into space as he held the ring in both of his hands, I slipped the ring gently onto his finger. She reacted and looked at her hands, the diamond ring sparkled on her finger and Caster burst into tears.

The next day, we both visited the civil registry and got married. Las Vegas? Who needs to go to Las Vegas when in this country you can get married just by presenting a signed and stamped form?

--Congratulations~

The female officer gave us a warm smile while Caster and I were hugging each other with silly smiles on our faces, as it was still early we went out to buy clothes mainly for my cute and adorable wife, I easily spent about 500 thousand yen on clothes, accessories, perfumes and other things. things, the sellers were amazed to see that the money came out of my pockets, I am 19 years old but I am valued at more than 10 million dollars. What is stolen money? Yeah, but the dead won't enjoy it~

We walked through different shopping malls and I decided to take Caster to the holy land of Otakus like her, Akihabara.

--MASTER~!

--Yes~?

--What is this wonderful place~?

--It's the holy land~ of some people Do you like it?

--Yes, master~...

--Alright alright, let's go buy some things~

Caster or should I call her Cast ko-chan, she ran from one place to another, the love she has for figurines, models and dioramas is almost laughable, seeing a mature woman run like a girl through this sea of otakus, geeks and fujoshis . Honestly I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but since she's cute I forgive her, after spending more than half a million yen, we returned home loaded with enough material to record a stop motion movie, plus a large number of portable consoles and video games. video.

--Master~ I'm sorry, I got carried away~

--Don't worry, for me your happiness comes first, you are my wife you thought it was an empty oath, we are going to plunder this war, winning or losing is secondary, only we will achieve our goals~

I hugged Caster and kissed her, we were in the middle of the street. Exhibitionism? Nah, I just want to stress the fact that this beautiful and perfect woman is my wife, machismo, yep maybe a little bit.

--Ma-master~

--You're so pretty...

We returned to the apartment at dusk and went back to unbridled lust, After the war, I'm taking Caster on honeymoon to Hawaii, I'll have to eliminate some entire wizard families and some sects of Dead Apostols but I'm going to buy an island from the Mediterranean, Greece will have an economic decline in a few years and I am going to take advantage of it.

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Rin and Mao arrived at my door first thing in the morning, well I missed school for four days and I haven't responded to their calls either, both of them were petrified (figuratively) when they saw Caster in the living room, until about seventy something hours I lived alone in this apartment but now these two women come, one of whom is my cousin and the other is my best friend/Crush, to find me living with a woman visibly older than me. They are obviously not happy.

--Kurama-kun~ explain now~

Rin took me by the neck and began to demand answers, while Mao is still petrified. Does Rin know that Caster is a Servant? Nope, Caster hides his energy signature very well, no one will notice that he is a Servant unless of course he is a specialist or another Servant.

--Do you want the short version or the long version, Ojou-sama?

I spoke mechanically while communicating with Caster.

(Caster, how we planned it)

[Yes Darling~]

--The Short one~Kurama-kun.

--I got married~

--OH! x2

Rin let go of me after screaming like a strangled chicken and turning pale, Mao who had just thawed ended up fainting, luckily I was able to catch her and hand her over to Caster who approached the door with a clean and pure smile.

--Ara, ara... Excuse me, I'm Mariya Meg, or would I be Akatsuki Meg now~ your wife~

Caster introduced himself cleanly, although the last sentence was a bit cutting, I can clearly feel the icy edge in the last sentence, Cast ko-chan, you're scaring me.

"Kurama-kun!" I understand that you're depressed about this Ciel, but it's no excuse for you to go out with the first fortune hunter who knocks on your door!

Rin verbally attacked the two of us, turning red with anger.

--Rin, Meg is not some fortune house, she is just an ex-study partner, we both worked for a time in England. Just that some things happened and I accept my responsibility.

--Even so!

Rin stomped on the ground in anger, I could only sigh. Did you think that I would stay by your side forever? Ojou-sama that is the Shirou's job, at least until he runs to the Middle East to die.

--Rin, Servant Caster, Lancer, Rider, and Berseker must have already been summoned. Archer, Saber, and Assassin are still available, you should prepare.

I whispered some information in Rin's ear to distract her from my personal business.

--How do you know?! Kirei hasn't told me anything...stupid fake priest.

--I went to kill a Magus and ended up fighting a Servant~

At my words Rin grabbed me by the neck and looked at me with murderous eyes.

--Don't worry, everything went well in the final...

--And after almost dying, you ran out to reproduce?

--Basically...

--Despicable animal...

--Sorry~

After brazenly talking and lying and bribing Rin with gems, she and Mao left the apartment with complicated faces.