Chapter 3

My beloved skill, here I come!

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He opened the huge door then, he was blinded by the light, and after some time the light started to dim,

Why did I even add that shit? Ha-

Where is it? Where did I put it again?

He excitedly looks for it

Oh, it's it there

Points a huge shining chest,

Oh wait-, It's that shady-looking shit right, there right?

Ha-, he sighed and came closer to the shady looking one, as he came closer he saw a note "Don't open, really useless",

Why did I even put this shit here again? well who care-

He saw a shining ax but throw it away, well I guess that's not what I'm looking for,

he looked through the whole box and finally found the "box"

"This is it" he screams,

He closed his eyes and opened the box, after a while, nothing happened,"

Huh? What the-, isn't something supposed to happen?

With an unsatisfied expression with his face, he picked up a skill scroll,

Am I drunk when I made this part?

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Uwahh-

he drank every drop of the beer from the can, *this his fifth time

This is so good~

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'I guess not'

He picked up the scroll and read it

"Okay just say okay?"

As he finished what he said light started to bind him, but instead of being happy he was angry and swore that "I'll never drink again arghh-

[Author's Authority obtained]

[Users have absolute control of all aspects of the Verse in which they exist, and can freely alter its nature, content, inhabitants, history, destiny, etc. All rules can be changed on a whim or flat out ignored, as the user is literally the one dictating them.]

[Restrictions: can only use this for 5 times a day, u cannot use this skill for killing an living organism directly]

[Press this to read other 99.. other restriction]

Ha!?!

He screamed with anger,

What the hell is this!

He points to the sky then said it's all your fault light *Emperor

· At the god's realm

"What's that guy pointing at?" Said by a god

"His probably thanking us," then chuckled

"But didn't you see him make the queen kneel in forgiveness?"

"Would you shut up!" The emperor shouts, with a serious expression on his face,

I think I can use this guy as an heir, isn't that cool, he thought, then smirks.

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Ha-

Nonetheless, this is enough for me,

Then his stomach grumbled,

Well, I'm kind of hungry,

He walked out of the vault then said bye to the spirit

Gotta bounce!

The spirit stopped him for a second, "Wait-!", but he ignored it because he was really hungry,

He got at the back of the door and opened it, it led to a restaurant,

Why the hell are they here?

He glances at Gen and the others,

Fuck it-

"Hey Guys," he said and waved his hand,

The shocked faces of Gen and the others were priceless,

"A-Alvis?!" Gen screamed, then tears started to fall down his face, "Thank God!" he came closer to Alvis and hugged him,

"Get off buddy," he said,

"B-but how?" then his snot started to spray everywhere,

"Get off me your snots disgusting," he said, "Well it's a long story" he followed,

"It's okay we'll listen," gen said,

"What?" he replied,

"We'll listen" he repeated,

Ha-, "Fine", "There was no one inside the vault", hearing this the faces of the people turned white,

"What-t do you mean there was a scary aura in that vault," they said in a trembling voice, "I-is that so?" he started to sweating, "I didn't see anything, anyone" he replied,

"Oh, it's that so?" they replied, then their regular face came back,

Ha- that scared me,

Well, I'm really hungry so I'll order now,

"Waiter I'd like your best sellers please!" he shouts, "Got it" the waiter replied,

"So, what did you get at the dungeon?" gen asks, the water that Alvis is drinking sprayed everywhere as he heard this question,

"What do you mean?" then wiped his face, "Sorry about that",

"Nothing I just want to know" they replied, "Oh, is that so?", he sighed and said "Okay I'll tell you but let me have a bathroom break" he shouts,

They chuckled and said "He still can't hold it in, HAHAHA"

At the bathroom;

Shit, what should I do?

Wait, he looked for a stone on the floor,

This is scarping enough right, he picks up a stone and writes at the wall,

"I'll suddenly get 3 B-Class artifacts on my pocket", he wrote,

Then he looked at his pocket and there are three artifacts there,

[Sleepy pillow] [Smack someone with this and they will immediately fall asleep without harming the target]

[Bland Curtains] [This is a curtain that can hide your presence for a matter of time if use]

[Love whip] [if come in contact with you will get controlled by the person using the whip] [Use only by girls] [Only a few men are exception]

Why the hell is this last one like this, he thinks

Well, this is enough-

Then he got outside, then came back immediately and erased the traces,

"Hey Guys!" he said, "Oh my food is here!" he followed,

"What did you get from the dungeon?" they asked, Alvis stretches his arm out then said "it's these", "What's that?" Gen asks,

"Go see for yourself" he replied then throw the items, "What the hell man don't throw it like that" Jin said,

They took one each and read the decryptions,

"Whoaaa, dude this is cool," he said, "Can I try it out?" he followed, "Sure" he replied,

He used it with excitement, the other also tried the other two,

"Dude, these are B-class Royals," Gen said, "What do you mean?" Alvis asks, "These are rare, more than top A-class" he followed,

Shit I overdid it

"Oh, is that so? He said, "I didn't know, Hashanah" he replied,

"You three can pick one and you can have it," he said, "Sweet!",

"I'll take this" one said, "I'll take this!" another said,

"Wait, wait- "he said, everyone looked at him and asked "Why?",

"I meant one for three people" he corrected, "Really?!" they ask, "Yes, really", Everyone face turned bland, and said "Oh, come on! Don't be a cheapskate!" they said,

While they were settling out a thing a girl came rushing to him and shouts "Master!"

The guys with Alvis's nose bleed intensively because of the boin' boings of the girl, she jumps in towards Alvis and Alvis asks,

"Who are you?!"