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Essential NPC with a Chicken

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity. Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm. In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta. Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans. Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose. If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

SquareGoat · Bandes dessinées et romans graphiques
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Great Arsonist

"Your grace, his majesty is requesting your presence at the palace."

"Sigh. Alright," Pope Supdog replied with a sigh of resignation. "It's been weeks and our lord is still keeping silent."

"That is troubling news, your grace."

"I know. Tell his majesty I will be there in a tea's time."

"Yes, your grace."

Pope Supdog stood from his seated position with difficulty. He's been stuffing himself with delicious food and scrumptious wine, gaining quite a substantial amount of weight in the process.

"Ugh, someone get me some stomach medicine."

For three weeks, he ate and he ate, conversing with whoever comes into his praying chamber to perhaps please his God, Meteder. This was how to reach out towards Meteder specifically, an unorthodox manner of worship.

Pope Supdog carried himself to the palace immediately after taking a potty break.