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Essential NPC with a Chicken

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity. Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm. In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta. Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans. Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose. If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

SquareGoat · Bandes dessinées et romans graphiques
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Filthy! Filthy!

"You are mistaken."

A man covered in filth ironically displayed disgust on his face. With his weary stature along with his rash voice, it was evident that he didn't like Bob's tone.

"What do you mean? Are the vegetarians not the enemies of the Church of Gourmet?" Bob argued.

He was talking to a man named Dirty Dalan. Dalan was a person of the slums, the only person of the slums as Donut City didn't have homeless people, save for adventurers.

"No, that is where you are wrong. The vegetarians aren't the people who you need to be wary of," said Dirty Dalan while narrowing his eyes. He heaved a heavy sigh and then said, "Look, vegetarians are good people, the enemy you are looking for are Vegans."

"Vegans? They aren't the same as vegetarians?" May asked, assuming they were because of the similarities between the two.

"Squawk?"