Goodbyes and Hero?

Death quickly closed the distance between her and Lucifer and started dragging Lucifer by the ear towards their room with clear anger. Each step that she made sounded like the ticking of Lucifer's countdown.

As soon as the married couple finally entered the room, Death threw Lucifer on top of the bed and glared at him while crossing her arms below her bust, "What do you think you were doing?"

Lucifer looked at Death with an unamused expression and said, "What do you expect? It's in my nature to tease or tempt people! I just didn't know what kind of outcome my teasing would do to Artemis of all people! Hell, I haven't even talked to her until I saved her! Wasn't she supposed to be a man-hating goddess?"

Death's glare intensified as she said, "Yes she is. And that doesn't change the fact that Artemis wants to come with us and become your woman! Zoe would even pester us to let her come too! Just because she's too attached to Artemis that she would do that."

Lucifer rolled his eyes and said, "Why don't we go back towards the meeting room and talk to them as I can sense that our daughter and Artemis are back there."

Death watched as Lucifer was going to exit the room and said, "Lucy, just because you can do what you want doesn't mean that you should. There will be consequences to every action and decision you're making."

Lucifer stopped dead in his tracks right at the door and turned towards Death and said, "I know that, but there won't be something too strong for me to be punished. I'm already the strongest being here, so what kind of consequences can this world dish on me?"

Lucifer soon left after he said that and didn't hear what Death said, "But what about the consequences of hurting your loved ones' feelings? Isn't that strong enough to deter you in your impulsive behavior?"

When Lucifer walked into the meeting room, he didn't expect Zoe and Artemis to have prominent blushes on their faces while the other previous occupants in the room were nowhere to be found.

Lucifer turned around and looked at the equally befuddled look on Death's face and asked, "Is this really happening? Is my charm really failing on me now?"

Death snapped out of her trance-like state and looked at Lucifer with a smug grin and said, "It seems it is. Seeing as how Artemis doesn't seem to like you and is still staying as a man-hating goddess."

Lucifer turned back towards the blushing Zoe and Artemis and asked, "So you two are telling me that Artemis ran out of the meeting room earlier wasn't because she was embarrassed on implying that she wanted to be my woman but because you, Phoebe Artemis, want to be with my daughter?"

Seeing both the demigod and goddess shyly nod, Lucifer finally went hysterical and started shouting, "No! No Dad please no! Don't tell me my charms are gone!? Am I getting uglier!? Am I starting to get unattractive!? WHAAAAAA-"

Death pushed Lucifer away and spoke to the younger immortal women, "Please ignore your father Zoe." She then turned towards Artemis and said, "So that was why you ran off when you said you wanted to go with little Zoe huh?"

Artemis' blush seemed to darken as she said, "That right... I really do want to go with Zoe. She has been with me for the longest time and I can't think of a world without her now. Due to my stand about men, I started to try having romantic feelings towards women. And Zoe was the only one to get me to love a woman.."

Death opened her mouth to say something but was interrupted by Lucifer shouting, "I can't believe it!! I just can't! Just admit that you wanted to try this piece of near perfection!"

All the women in the room glared at the frantic looking Lucifer and turned to ignore him. Death then continued, "If that's what's really happening to the both of you then I approve. This will ultimately make things go smooth sailing when Zoe decides if she wants to date the opposite gender. I could just imagine Lucifer destroying the man and the whole universe with him if he ever finds out."

The three then looked at the look of satisfaction Lucifer had on his face and thought, 'He really would have done that, huh?'

Death shook her head in amusement and said, "Just as I thought. Well then, why don't you say your goodbyes to your huntresses, brother, and mother? The goodbyes wouldn't be really for them but for you as you wouldn't see them for a very long time while for them it wouldn't even be a few seconds or minutes."

Artemis gave her a confused look then it turned to an understanding one when she thought about it. She then turned towards Zoe and motioned her to follow her to go to Cabin 9. As Artemis and Zoe left, Lucifer turned to Death and said, "That was disappointing. She could have the greatest sex as her first time and she turned it down."

Death glared at Lucifer and said, "What greatest sex bullshit are you spouting? And I wouldn't have even agreed for you guys to do it if she wanted to be your woman. The only time you're going to be having other women as your partner is when I'm gone."

Lucifer smirked at her and said, "Oh? So every time I'm finished with you wasn't that great? If I do remember correctly then you told me that you can't ever live without my tool, hands, and tongue anymore. So just admit it, honey. If you haven't got that endless stamina of yours then you would have already died from sensory overload. HA! Imagine that; death by pleasure... That's one way to go."

Death turned embarrassed at his words and shouted, "You shut up!" And quickly walked through the door while saying, "Follow me so we can say goodbye to our students."

Lucifer looked at her lazily and said, "Nah, you go without me. I can live without saying goodbye to the Kelp Head. I'm not too attached to him anyway."

Death stopped in her steps and turned towards him with an annoyed expression. She then gave him an expecting look and said, "Well, what are you going to do then?"

Lucifer smirked 'devilishly' and said, "Oh, me? I'm going to say goodbye to Poseidon, Hades, and the other gods that I'm quite fond of in the council while taking care of Hera. Don't want her to be close to our daughter won't we?"

Death gave an understanding look and said, "Do finish soon as I'm sure that my conversation with the naturists will be over fast."

Lucifer gave her a two-fingered salute and teleported to the throne room of Olympus. As he appeared there, he was quite astonished to see Poseidon, Hades, Hepatheaus, Apollo, and Hermes patiently waiting for him.

Lucifer looked at Poseidon and gave the new king a questioning look, "So, how did the 5 of you know that I was going to meet you right now? And why are you glaring at me Squid Face?"

Poseidon's sea-green eyes flashed with power as he said, "You dare ask me why you old coot!? YOU GAVE ME ANOTHER JOB!! ONE THAT I CLEARLY DIDN'T WANT TO RECEIVE!!"

Lucifer waved off his complaints and turned to an amused Hades and said, "Well? Are you going to answer me you old sack of bones? As Poseidon is clearly not in a clear state of mind right now."

Hades looked like he was going to pop a blood vessel at his words but reigned his anger in and answer the overpowered devil, "Since Apollo was spying on his sister and he overheard your conversation with your wife before he could stop eavesdropping, he sent out messages to us telling that you wanted to meet us in the throne room."

Lucifer looked at the quivering Apollo in amusement and said, "Don't be afraid Apollo. I'm quite pleased that you lessened work for me so you're fine..." 'But that doesn't mean that I'm not annoyed that you were spying on us! Haaa I really should try making a barrier around me and my family to stop other beings spying on us.'

Apollo let out a big sigh of relief and said, "Thanks Lucifer. I was just a little worried about my little sister, you know? With how you were portrayed as a womanizer back in the old days who wouldn't get worried about that? Good thing she's with your daughter now and not a man."

Poseidon, Hades, Hepatheaus, and Hermes looked quite shocked at his words but didn't pry any further as soon as they remembered that the one Artemis was with was Lucifer's daughter and they clearly saw how protective he was with his family in the last meeting.

Lucifer ignored the nervous Apollo and turned towards the other gods in the room and said, "Well this is it boys. I'm never gonna see your ugly mugs for another millennia again, or maybe even millions of years. So this is the last time you can either ask for a favor or give me something... so what's it going to be?"

Hepatheaus' eyes gleamed with excitement while Poseidon, Hades Hermes, and Apollo were giving Lucifer expectant looks.

Poseidon came forward and said, "I would like to ask a favor, old bat."

Lucifer smiled a little at his words and said, "Oh? What do want then?"

Poseidon gave him a mischievously smile and said, "I want you to never interfere in my love life ever again."

Lucifer gave him a thoughtful look at that as Poseidon continued, "That means; no more threesomes, no more hookups with any of my previous partners, and especially no more sex with me..."

Lucifer deadpanned at him and said, "You were asking for that last one."

Apollo's, Hermes', and Hepetheaus' jaws dropped at their conversation while Hades quickly said, "I would like the same favor Poseidon is making Lucy."

The younger gods quickly turned towards Hades in shock as their jaws dropped even more in thinking Hades having yaoi sex with Lucifer. Aren't they the devils!?! How can that happen?!

Lucifer sighed in defeat and said, "This is a sad day for me..." 'And an extremely lucky one too! Hahahahaha! Suckers forgot about Death and asked a very easy favor from me!'

Lucifer then turned towards the younger gods who were holding their assholes in fear and said, "So... what do you three want to give me or ask of me?"

Hermes came forward as Poseidon stepped back to his previous position and said, "I would like for you to help me with my deliveries."

Lucifer gave Hermes an incredulous look and said, "Do you mean by helping you with your delivery problems or helping you in your delivery? Because if its the second one then you can forget about it."

Hermes gave Lucifer a strained smile and said, "The first one then..."

Lucifer looked at Hermes' constipated look for a few seconds and snapped his fingers and said, "There, it's done."

All the gods in the room gave him a confused look and simultaneously said, "Huh!?"

Lucifer gave them a carefree smile and said, "I just made a copy out of Hermes out of one of his hair that I just plucked and made it do all his work while having unlimited stamina and no emotions. That means that Hermes has a copy of himself that he can order and make him do all the work for. Just like a slave but it's himself."

He then thought, 'But the downside of that slave is that the unlimited stamina he has comes from your stamina, hehehehehe. If you ever get so tired that you went unconscious then the slave will shut down until he can feel my presence in this dimension. Hahahahaha, you don't make a deal with the devil without any downsides!'

Lucifer then turned to Hepetheaus and said, "So, kid, what do you want to give me or ask of me? Make it fast 'cause I feel like I'm running late."

Hepetheaus walked over to him excitedly and shoved a drone-like object onto Lucifer's hands and said, "I want you to release this drone as soon as you arrive in the other dimension. And please don't forget about it before you leave..."

Lucifer looked at Hepetheaus' excited look and said, "You do know that this is a favor right? This doesn't count as giving something to me you know?"

Hepetheaus gave Lucifer a serious nod and said, "I understand. You can cash in your favor anytime you want."

Lucifer shrugged at his words and created a tiny dimension for the drone's safekeeping and looked at all the men in the room and said, "Well then boys, let's shake on it."

Lucifer extended his Hellfire coated hand and gave them a chilling smile. Poseidon and Hades quickly steeled their wills as they took turns to shake Lucifer's hand while Hermes was hesitating.

Hermes then thought, 'Why do I have a bad feeling if I ever do shake that hand?'

Hepetheaus pushed the daydreaming Hermes away as he went on to shake Lucifer's hand.

Apollo, on the other hand, looked like he was being scammed off something. He then said, "Hey! What about me!? Don't I get to have a favor or something?"

Lucifer looked at him lazily and said, "Hmmm, Nah! No, you don't. I already have to take care of that troublesome sister of yours so I'd count that as a favor from you."

Apollo's face fell as he heard the devil's reasoning and wanted to complain about the injustice but held himself back as he saw Poseidon and Hades shake their heads gravely. He just sighed and stayed quiet in the corner.

As soon as Hermes snapped out of it, he said, "Ahhhh, fuck it!" and quickly shook Lucifer's hand.

After shaking the devil's hand, Hermes felt a chill run up his spine but ignored it as he saw Lucifer giving Hepetheaus an evil smile. He then saw that he was speaking while he was doing so and ignored it as soon as he saw Hepetheaus give Lucifer an equally evil smile.

Lucifer then looked at the gods and gave them a smile as he said, "Well this is it boys! I'm not gonna say that it was sad to say that I'm not going to see your faces in a very long time 'cause that's gonna be a lie so let's just say 'see you soon'."

Before the gods could reply, Lucifer already vanished from their line of sight and could only sigh at his antics.

Hermes broke down in sweat as soon as Lucifer disappeared as a wave of exhaustion washed over him. He quickly flashed out of the throne room and went home to see what the problems was.

As Lucifer reappeared inside the Big House, he can see Zoe and Artemis already waiting for him but Death was nowhere to be found. He quickly spread out his senses and looked towards the direction of Percy's cabin and deadpanned as he noticed Death and Annabeth with him.

He then teleported behind them and saw the two naturists and Death looking like they were going to break down in tears. He scoffed at Percy's weird looking face and said to Death, "You aren't done here yet? I thought that you would be done as I was pretty late already. Even Zoe and Artemis are already waiting for you."

Death turned around and glared at him while saying, "Oh come on Lucy, we've spent enough time to get attached with these two little kids and you're saying that you're okay with leaving them here?"

Lucifer adopted a thinking pose but quickly turned serious when he said, "Yes, yes I am. Didn't I already tell you before coming here to not get too attached with the people here or we can't go to the next dimension?"

Death pouted at his words and looked away from him and hugged the naked Annabeth one last time before walking out the door. Lucifer looked at the door and then at his two depressed disciples and walked over to them.

He then stopped in front of Percy and said, "Kid, I wish you luck upon the coming years. Don't forget, you're the protagonist of this world and that means you're the main character. All the other people other than people you're close to are side-characters so don't get too close to side-characters as they're fated to die."

He ignored the astonished look Percy was giving him and turned his attention towards Annabeth and said, "Annie, you're the hope of this world. I know I said that Percy is the protagonist and I meant it. And that's why I said that you're the hope of this world. I, or this world, needs you to keep his stupid decisions in line so that this world doesn't go into flames. I don't really care if Percy causes the destruction of the earth but my companions do and I don't like them sad."

Before teleporting away, Lucifer swiftly groped both of Annabeth's boobs while saying, "Hmmmm, such firmness. Annie, I suggest you accept immortality just so the firmness of these boobs will stay immortal. Whelp! See ya!"

Lucifer then looked at the disturbed look on Death's face and asked, "What?"

Death glared at him and said, "I don't know... I just think that you did something indecent and it wasn't towards me."

Lucifer sweated a little and said, "Okay... Zoe, Artemis, are you two ready?" 'How in the 9 layers of Hell does she do that!?'

Seeing them nod, Lucifer quickly snapped his fingers and ignored Death's interrogations. A beam of light then started to envelop them as the four of them disappeared from that world.

As they were traveling through the weird tube-like transportation, Lucifer commented, "Huh, weird. This wasn't supposed to happen. I was making a portal, not this Bifrost-like ripoff."

Death then added, "This is the first time that your powers have went haywire since you perfected it a million years ago, Luci."

Lucifer then turned towards his companions and chuckled a little and opened his mouth to say something but was interrupted by them landing on solid ground. The four of them were quick on their feet as they landed perfectly but it seems that the others that were transported with them were not that lucky as they fell on the floor.

Lucifer, Death, Artemis, and Zoe calmly looked at the confused people that were wearing robes and waited for their transportees to get a hold of themselves.

The people that were wearing robes quickly ignored them as they noticed something that the four other people that were transported were holding.

"It's done! We've done it!"

As soon as he heard that, Lucifer thought, 'Where the hell did I hear that line from again? Meh, that was probably-'

"Oh Heroes! Please save this world!"

Lucifer and the four other transportees quickly said, "WHAT!?!"