Ten years old, shitty god, genius

"We should learn martial arts." Izuku and Bakugo just look to me with the question marks written on their faces but I just shrug. "Yeah we should." Izuku agrees with me as he continues eating his sea salt ice cream. I know god said food, drink, and recreation items from my original world but I guess it includes fictional foods too so I made this a little tradition in our trio to watch the sunset with some sea salt ice cream straight from kingdom hearts 2 on top of the apartment building. I've tried searching for any op consumables but there is just too much so it is going slow.

"Whatever it isn't like you two will be able to beat me." Bakugo brags but that just lights a fire under Izu's ass to up his training once again. "Then it is decided we will talk to our moms after our birthday and get set up in a martial arts class to take. I heard of this one yaoyorozu dojo I think it is a good choice." The other two nod absentmindedly as they glare each other into another challenge or fight. "Izu what did you ask for your birthday present?"

This knocks him out of his stupor with a look that says we aren't finished with this "I asked for a All might figurine." I nod my head while looking down to the street where my bird stalker is. "I asked for an electronic drawing tablet. Might try out my luck writing manga after all you guys say it is good." I had been working on using my perfect recall to make copies of manga from my home world for cash and it isn't like there is anything that isn't hero themed here so the market is pretty open right now.

That isn't important right now what is important is the fact that Tokoyami is stalking me. I don't know why but I happened to pass him one day and dark shadow freaked the fuck out and said "Why are you walking around with an army" to which I just played it cool with a "hmph" smirked then walked away. Either he is scared of my shadows or thinks I'm cool and have a similar quirk. Either he will approach me or give it up soon enough not like he can do it until we reach UA.

Mine and Izu's birthday soon pass and I get my tablet to draw manga which I'm just stockpiling all the chapters I shamelessly copy and claim as original work. I decided to first release one chapter a week of one punch as soon as I got a stockpile of 100 chapters to sit comfy on so no rushing. After about a week Bakugo, Izu, and me all ask for martial arts lessons at the dojo which after some practice in puppy dog eyes or Bakugo's weaker glare we get the green light from our parents and get set up to being practicing.

I had one small problem though and that was dying, or well almost since apparently I didn't do that enough. During class one day I just suddenly got the system that was supposed to arrive on my 10th birthday in my face saying I haven't got enough essence of death to fully inherit the powers of the shadow sovereign. It then began giving me a heart attack right in the middle of English class my least favorite subject since even though it is my original language we gotta speak properly. I'm getting off track for someone who should be trying not to die.

Do you know how hard it is to cover up a heart attack so your family doesn't freak. Thank god I had Beru and his healing magic otherwise I might have actually kicked the bucket because of this shitty god. Shity piece of paper that I spontaneously vomited, this should be more concerning but I'm weirdly calm as I look at the letter addressed to me. Ripping it open I look at the letter and read it's contents to myself while no one is paying attention to me in class.

"Dear reincarnate. I heard you been talking shit, well if you don't like it I can either arrange for you to be sent to your next life or we can compensate you on that you stop complaining. Your heavenly fate it tied to me so every time you curse me I get a leg cramp. It is annoying please stop. When you are ready for compensation just rip this card in half."

Alright this should be interesting enough I rip it in half and clamp my hands down on my mouth since I'm still in class and trying not to howl out in pain from my eyes. This better be fucking worth it because the system pleasantly said [Host needs heart attack to attain more death essence] At least if I go into shock the pain should stop right? Wait I'll actually die though, this is so troublesome. Bakugo is beginning to give me the stink eye cause he noticed something is up with me to only see what looks like a seizure as my eyes begin to bleed and just kinda gets floored when he realizes I'm actually having a very bad time.

Raising his hand as he yells at the teacher "I'm taking this fucker to the nurse don't wait for us." Then speeds out of there with me being dragged not that I can resist right now because I'm somewhere in between not okay and lamenting about all the women I haven't seen naked. God I'm slowly turning into Mineta, at least I don't voice it out loud I'm still a closet perv not an open one. Izuku quickly chased after us apparently he had seen some blood on the floor and once we got to the nurses she had to calm the two down since they were more of a danger to my health than my health being over zealous as they are. Izuku trying to cry it away and Bakugo explode the problem as one dose.

Checking up on me the nurse finds that my quirk factor is acting up and according to her kicking into over drive so she gives me whatever she can to help the pain while letting my body sort it out. I appreciate that because I don't want this blowing up into a bigger thing than needed but it also seems incredibly irresponsible. By the time I've had like 6 more heart attacks and my eyes decided to stop being on fire I was fine and actually felt better than ever. Turns out my eyes turned into Mangekyō sharingan because of that shitty god, I would thank him and stop cursing him but I'm hoping if I keep doing it he will give me more stuff.

The system finally deemed me close enough to death that I can properly wield the power of the sovereign and left me a piece of mail which I know is the saitama work out waiting for me. I'll handle that tomorrow because today I have to make Bakugo and Izuku swear not to tell mom because she will take me out of the martial arts lessons. The manga does not do justice the amount of worry she has for me and Izu or maybe it is because I am here so she worries twice as much about us. After bribing them with a little bit of their favorite snacks I get them to agree and everything goes all according to kekaku.

The weekend comes and the three of us go to the dojo and greet our instructor while I'm looking for and praying to find Momo since she is like my 3rd favorite waifu behind one punch's Fubuki and Hotaru from dagashi kashi. Look I don't know why Hotaru is so high on my list but seeing her just does things to my heart, the heart wants what it wants man. I spot her and give her a smile which she returns, she hasn't quite hit her growth spurt I mean it makes sense because we are all still 10 but damn is she cute. Of course Bakugo calls me out on it by whispering "manwhore" I ignore him in favor of feeling betrayed by my brother nodding his head to that comment.

Whatever I ignore them and we join everyone else and introduce ourselves to the class. "I'm Izuku Midoriya, I like studying quirks, I dislike bullies, my dream for the future is becoming a hero, and my hobby is watching all might videos." my little brother is so cute nerding out in public. "I'm Katsuki Bakugo, I like winning, I dislike losers, my dream is to be number 1, and my hobby is getting stronger." Bakugo showing how much of a chad he is. Looks like it is my turn and I'm gonna play it cool "I'm Shi Midoriya. Things I like and things I hate… I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future… never really thought about it. As for my hobbies… I have lots of hobbies."

Everyone sweat drops at this introduction and someone whispers "but the only thing you told us is your name" but I don't acknowledge it and I can tell it worked a little bit. I'm the mysterious guy and they want to figure me out. Class quickly starts and we get to work as he instructs us new guys and I direct some mp into my eyes activating sharingan and it just blows the teachers mind about my talent. Everything he shows I copy and thanks to the growth of my physique it isn't too hard either, I mean Jinwoo was able to get a fucking chiseled body in the short time he was at the hospital so as long as I'm diligent I will be second to none in the fiveish years I have till we go to UA. Even Bakugo and Izuku started joining me in the saitama workout once they learned I was doing it.

After that first class our little trio got into a comfortable routine as we continued to go to school, exercise after classes, hang out which ranges anywhere from gaming to sparring, go to the dojo on the weekend, and flirt with momo which that last one was just me but it was a very important part of my routine that I needed a solid friendship so when we all hit puberty I was there first before she was hot ya know.

During this time Tokoyami finally stopped stocking me because I put a shadow solider into his shadow one day which spooked him and dark shadow who was torn between worship and fear. So you really know they shit their pants when I shadow exchanged with the solider only to cooly say "Revelry in the dark." With a smirk and after that we became good friends.

I mean we really clicked he and dark shadow became steadfast friends with my shadows talking with Beru, Bellion, and Igris when he would bother to talk. We also traded notes about our companions and I hinted at Tokoyami about how to fly with dark shadow when I showed of Kaisel. I think he figured it out because the week after he had this smug look on his beak. He also met Izu and Bakugo he didn't really click as part of the group so it is still just the trio but I blame time constraints. Now all I had to do was train and become stupidly strong with my stat boost every day from exercise and hoard the mystery boxes from the daily quest.