Dropped (I guess) | Overpowered reincarnation in my hero academia!

So there I was dead kinda anticlimactic if you ask me. Then again dying from running too much is kinda fucked. I was born with aortic valve stenosis which means my aorta was smaller enough that it troubled me with cardio exercise in my younger years. I say younger but I first experienced it during elementary school like 5th maybe 6th grade while I was on the basketball team and we kept switching sides the ball was on. Second time was during the pacer test in middle school and I kinda pushed myself too hard so that by the time I was sitting down I noticed the problem and got sent to the nurse which was embarrassing cause I'm out of shape, in gym clothes, and being pushed in a wheelchair to be seen by my crush. Third was in high school during the pacer test again which I should have seen coming.

So basically because my aorta was small when I got really into cardio or basically running fast with no break my heart had to compensate by sending more oxygen to my muscles to keep them going and in the infinite genius that is my body decided that the brain could do without that same oxygen I need to live. First thing I notice in retrospect is my cognitive function dipped while running so I was kinda stupid and could only think about running or stop running with the rest of me going on autopilot only reacting to audio or visual cues usually the former.

That is because the thing I would loose after my ability to think is the ability to see my vision would go dark and I couldn't see anything. It was at this point I would stop running or already had stopped running while my body is playing catch up when resting. Hearing was a close third usually by this point since I would have some trouble hearing others over my own breathing and heart I guess because my ears weren't at the usual max capacity.

Anyways I'm getting off track when I run I loose oxygen to my brain and kinda slowly kill my self cause a loss of oxygen to the brain is a big no no. So how did I die from running myself to death I hear you asking, well I was running for my life ironically. It was the middle of the night and I decided I wanted some chips and a rootbear which we have none in the house, figured I could also get some blunt wraps while I at it too so I throw on a jacket cause it is cold and wind and start my walk down a couple blocks to the 24 hour gas station.

Once I'm there I get all I want and with a little plastic bag in hand I start the walk back that is until some psycho with a gun, knife, and a dangerous amount of blood standing over a corpse basically comes out of nowhere and decided he wanted to chase me down. I decided I didn't want to die or be butchered with a knife so I start running while cursing the lack of a phone and I kinda can't turn around to the gas station or risk running right into the guy. Of course I'm running and I don't get a break I'm barely keeping pace and the guy isn't running his fastest from what I can tell with what little brain processing power I have left.

He was probably enjoying the chase even if he could catch me or just shoot me in the back. I had no choice but to keep running and eventually when I lost my vision with no choice but to just kept staggering forward I couldn't even think about the choice of dying from oxygen deprivation or psycho killer the only thing I had on my mind was adrenaline and flight part of fight or flight. That is how I died I don't know if the fucker got me first or myself nothing to do but pray I get reincarnated with a better life, well assuming I don't go to heaven or hell. I have a kinda weird view on religion compared to most of my relatives and even my own parents.

I believe in god but I don't believe he has a plan for us, like he has better things to do than stick a psycho killer on the road to off me at the middle of the night while I'm walking home with chips, pop, and shitty cigars. What would be the point of giving us free will to only take it away by having some master plan that we are apart of regardless of consent. Speaking of the all mighty he is right in front of me and I'm not sure since when, I think he has just been waiting for me to notice and stop my thoughts long enough to acknowledge him

"I am" oh, that answers that. Plus he can read my mind "I can do many things mortal for example reincarnating you into my hero academia world with three wishes anything you want." Hearing that I sit down or whatever the equivalent of a soul doing that and try to pick what would put me in a good position in this world. After a few minutes which god looks on with varying expressions depending on what I am thinking with the most present resting amusement I finally decide and look to him saying. "First I want the powers of the shadow sovereign from I alone level up."

"Done, you will awaken these powers as your quirk when you are four. You will have all of the summons Sung Jin Woo has at the end of the series but your ability to bring them out and use magic will depend on your growth which I will give you the same system Jin woo had to measure and guide your training after turning 10." Okay I can deal with that and sounds reasonable enough to me, so with no complains I move on. "Second I wish to be the twin brother of Izuku and for him to have a quirk For The Tainted Sorrow. The ability of Chūya Nakahara from bungo stray dogs."

"Done. He will also have the corruption and learn the chant at the age of 12 but will understand that he won't stop until his quirk is off or he dies. He can also train to control it but at first will only have 15 seconds." Damn I didn't want Izuku to have corruption since the only person I know that could stop it would be eraserhead but I guess if he can train to control it then it should be fine "He can turn it off while in control right?" "Yes" alright I guess it won't be a problem then since he won't have that problem in fact it is even better but he will need to be careful since it is so dangerous and could be labeled a villain if he rampages even once.

I then begin to think very very hard on my third wish because I can't think of anything that I want. I mean Izuku has a pretty strong quirk from number 2 and so do I but what else could I want or need. Man this should be easier right? I think I have an idea but it seems like a waste of an idea. "That idea will work since you can't seem to come up with anything else." God says reading my mind and assist me in my dilemma. "In fact since that is a pretty minor wish in terms of power I'll throw in a couple small benefits for you onto of it."

Well it's all good with me, I could ask for a system that is more than the simple one Jin-woo gets but what is the point ya know. As I'm thinking god is explaining what the third wish to me "First is that in your inventory you can summon any food, drink, or recreational item from your home world. Since that is a kinda weak wish I'll add on top perfect recall for your memory minus the my hero academia manga it is up to you to keep it in your head, add the Japanese language to your knowledge, and give you the appearance of a character you like from a manga, what was it, Ah Matsubase Hajiri from Sachi-iro no one room yes"

I think over it and yeah I'm pretty cool with that I liked is looks and I can abuse the recall for money and such on top of that. "Hey that reminds me Uh so why me? Why am I reincarnating is there some evil I gotta defeat or some goal you want me to accomplish in this world, wrongs to set right?" God looks to me with a straight face before it cracks from holding in laughter till he is on his knees gasping for breath "No not at all. There is no meaning to life or anything. Allow me to explain see this I am a multiverse god one of many. I was created by the omniversal god who was made by the god above him yada yada."

"See I was given a multiverse to manage completely blank canvas for me to do with as I pleased so I made some universal gods to do grunt work make the big Big Bang the bang that was bigger than the Big Bang of your universe to make all the little big bangs. I did this for no reason other than my own entertainment and attempt at finding the meaning of life. I don't know it and I doubt their is one if it exist only the big guy at the top of all the gods the one above the multiomniverse gods or even higher knows it. You are an ant's ant. Nothing you do matters and the only things that happen when you die is one of three things you go to the after life, you reincarnate if you wish it or believe in it, or you get picked out by me personally to reincarnate with wishes the only difference is the number."

God starts to reminisce on some of the ones he picked to reincarnate "Man you shoulda seen what hitler looked like when he realized he had to learn martial arts from mr popo in the dbz universe. The only reason Jews in your universe exist is because I didn't let him use his wish to affect your and his original universe. The fucking guy uses the dragon balls at the end of the tournament of power to wish away all species that aren't human. Goku shoulda killed him but the fucker spared him like freeza"

I am reeling from this information and feel sorry for that dbz universe. God doesn't care as I'm just slowly dissipating over the course of nine seconds which was months in the new universe as he says "I don't care if you kill all men and rape all women or if you unite the world in peace and love. Nothing matters and you specifically don't nor do I but I am the bigger ant in this situation so don't bother me anymore until you die again." Then flicks me off hurtling through the longest hallway I have ever seen that was filled with millions of universes and a couple of them were even dead or brand new. It really imprinted how small I am both metaphorically and physically as I'm now a sobbing crapping mess of a meatbag that can't do anything without the woman who is basically my god now, or in other words I'm a baby being taken care of by mother.