I get sad, what do you do when you get sad

I am not proud about the amount of time I spent to figure out what I was gonna say to the news reporters in front of the school. What makes it worse is that by the time I didn't get to spew a bunch of bullshit that I wanted to. I was gonna go say 'Having all might as a teacher is weird not because he is a bad teacher or anything... it is just... he is growing a beard. I know right and it does not look good on him no it makes him look like a lumber jack that is trying too hard to change carriers to a circus strong man.'

I was gonna be absolutely proud of my lying especially if they bought it and made all might look bad with photoshop. The problem is when I was barely through the first sentence when one does the news casters decided I look better without a shirt as they just reached out and ripped all the buttons off. Now I coulda easily stopped this I even had my guard up because of Tomurua hiding around here but this was just so unexpected I froze unsure of what to do. It also scared me that the person who did it had a scary look on their face like they would molest me on tv in public also the guy was breathing weird.

look I'm a little bit bisexual myself but I'm not okay with this. I punted the guy in the chin with my foot knocking him out but that only made my shirt fly open even more since I didn't tuck it very well. I woulda continued my rain of justice on the guy but everyone crowded me to get good pictures of me and my sculpted body. I mean I looked good thanks to the powers of the sovereign giving me a body fit for a god but monogatari vampire's perfect appearance and charisma takes it to another level. A scary amount of blood was found on the pavement upon seeing the V line on my waist was getting groped which I was not okay with.

I'm a closet man whore not a free use hooker damn it. I never even got to ruin all mights day with the beard thing, especially with a fake glued on beard. Thankfully I was rescued by Aizawa who just seems to not give a shit that I was almost raped out here but Midnight too who looked ready to rape me for herself in front of everyone like a chad. The scary part is that she could get away with it because I might not resist that much once I get hot and heavy plus the UA gate will keep them all at a distance but fuc- I mean thank god that Aizawa was still here protecting my body. I got up and fixed my clothes then walked off to class with my morning ruined especially with how much fun I was gonna have at someone else's expense, the best kind.

In an alleyway a few minutes after my encounter with the press a man is talking on the phone. "yeah boss I was able to touch him but I couldn't get a read on his mind. All I saw was an empty void filled with black and blue monAHH." The guy was suddenly impaled on the arm of Beru as he takes the phone with the blood covered hand "Leave my master alone. I will dispose of you accordingly should you not." Swiftly crushing the phone like a dry leaf Beru slinks back into the shadows. On the other side of the call a man hooked up to life support machines could be seen with a sadistic smile.

Everyone in class could feel the upset aura radiating off of me as I brooded trying to salvage my morning when homeroom starts and as expected we gotta figure out class president. I am not doing it, I refuse to so either I will vote Bakugo because I think it would be kinda funny to see him yelling shit and cursing while doing his duties. Or I will do something stupid because that is what I am after all, an idiot. Not like the class president really matters in the greater canon nor was I ever class pres so I don't even know what they do in the first place.

Welp time to rig the results with a little bit of fuckery. By the time the results are done the results are 3rd place Momo, 2nd is Izuku, and 1st place is Malarky which was unfortunately ignored by my classmates. I am disappointed that none of them laughed even if I am the only one in this universe who gets the reference but Aizawa got a chuckle out of it. Whatever they don't know real comedy and by that I mean my definition of funny which is fucked.

So with that decided we went on with class and the such till we got to lunch. By lunch I was eating and quickly knowing the alarm was going to go off soon while also checking my phone. My twitter as blowing up with this morning and I gotta be honest when I saw some of my own pics I thought 'I'd fuck me' of course that didn't mean I was okay with all the clout in person. Thank god Momo got my silent pleas and played buffer to everyone that wanted me for my body ignoring the fact that at first I only wanted her for her body. At first okay not anymore. Even though the author never bothered to write a date for lack of experience, over abundance of anxiety, and uncertainty.

Moving on I overhear Iida, Izu, Ochako, and Bakugo talking about the vote of course I'm getting dirty looks from Izu cause he knows I'm the type to idiot to rig it. I ignore it in favor of looking at the modeling jobs that are trying to contact me. Well I could sit here and talk about how beautiful I am because this is a novel so you can't actually call me out on not looking as good as I write but instead I'm gonna continue the story as the alarm went off then I realized I didn't need to actually rush my food.

I mean really I'm a dumbass I coulda just sat here and continue to eat like nothing is happening around me. I mean it isn't like anything special is happening just Kurogiri breaking in to steal the schedule. I could stop him but what is the point of stoping him then it would be boring without their futile attempts at destroying hero society. Unless I became the villain but I mean, it is hard to make a harem by being the bad guy unless well. Maybe. Not here in another timeline or alternate universe. This will be my home universe where I go out and return to.

Ah I see Izu calmed everyone down while I was thinking over shit and is giving me another disapproving look. What I didn't do anything I just sat here why oh wait that is why, cause I coulda stoped this panic from the start. Whatever you're the hero not me I'm just the handsome bad boy. 'Kaka, master is such a rebel' I know she can read my mind from our connection so I'm gonna fight the thoughts about forgetting her.

Moving on we get back to class and as 12:50 rolls around Aizawa comes in "So it was decided that you'll be supervised by me, All Might, and somebody else. Be the hero everyone needs, for any and all disasters, It's the trial of rescue." Everyone is varying levels of pumped up as we all get our hero outfits and get changed. We all get on the bus and get going while most make idle chatter. "Say Midoriya your quirk reminds me of 13." Well that catches my attention because I can see it but we aren't related to that... space suit? I can't remeber if 13's gender was ever specified.

"Ah well I can see that but mine is a enhanced versions of my moms. She was able to attract small objects towards her, I guess I got lucky and it evolved into something strong. I can control gravitational forces based on what I'm touching or if I'm close something that is touching something else like the floor to another person." He did a lot of testing and most of it on me and Bakugo. Used to do it without warning too because he muttered the warning then immediately launched into the idea until I beat that habit out of him.

I love Izu as my brother but when I was becoming his labrat because his act first think later habits mixed with his overthinking losing focus tendencies were not a safe thing in his earlier years but I could take it. Only to make him learn through tough love aka making him do my chores after roughing him up a little with noogies and shit. Nothing much changed from that point on save fore Bakugo acting more tame thanks to a hand holding Izu.

I even take a small nap on Momo shoulders while we are on our way then we all get out and are greeted by 13 where they go into the stick about being responsible yada yada. I'm more interested in the villains as they show up down in the center which surprisingly Mineta is there as a villain I don't know why either. Man I should really not be caught blindsided by something like this but it doesn't matter in the end as I think he is only here to rape the girls especially my girl from that look on his face. Looks like I will finally be using the worst punishment I can think of, sending my shadows out all over USJ with the order to save anyone in danger of losing their life and a special order to the one going to attach to Mineta we all get the order to follow 13 out of the building while Aizawa leaves to fight.

The second he lands two villains are missing the misty purple guy and the midget with balls on his head. I know where he went too and it isn't pretty, I accidentally found this universe but it still served its purpose by being the nightmare that I avoid but throw my worst enemies into. The silent hills universe specifically the P.T. Hallway one, that little bastard will be crying his eyes out until he dies which is assuming he can. Fuck I still remember my nightmares and while I was tempted to go into the hallway purely to learn more about the game besides that one teaser but I could not do that in real person only through a television screen or maybe VR if I had someone to hold my hand.

Kurogiri shows up at the top and I do absolutely nothing because while I could just handle everything and make the day okay it won't make them stronger for it. If anything robbing them of this experience will definitely make them weaker, of course Izuku and Bakugo didn't know this was gonna happen (never gonna tell them they are cartoons) but they understand why I'm not making any moves right now they do have the most real combat experience thanks to the gates after all. Still sucks having to step aside and let them all fight when I could just fix it all like that.

Hmm be a chad and stop this all like it is the easiest thing ever or let them learn. It isn't like I get anything for doing it and none of this matters in the greater scheme of things but I guess I'll just behave for now. I basically shut my mouth and do like Todoroki who also is super strong for this situation. Problem is I while acknowledging the experience that Bakugo and Izu had forgot they didn't have the forewarning of the attack and are taking this seriously meaning they took Kurogiri down like that. Fuck I'd thought things go like canon and we're on the same wavelength but they don't know it will turn out fine nor are thinking about me being here to make certain of this fact.

Ugh I'm not a planner or a schemer or even that smart to begin with, I guess I gotta just solve this problem with genjutsu all around. Izuku and Bakugo accidentally let up because they accidentally were under my control not that anybody but me knew even themselves but that lets Kurogiri slip out and teleport all the right people to the right places because he also was under my control but I let go since I wouldn't be able to properly do it from that bit a distance. Landing in water I see some ugly bastard swimming at me but I get rescued by Tsu while Izu is flying thanks to the sport gear he had built into his outfit. "Why didn't you just teleport away?" Izuku ask and I can just feel that it is going to be one of those days. God I hate it when I think we are on the same page but we actually aren't. I ignore it in favor of waiting for the next chapter to reply. So like 4 days or sooner if I get motivation just like my will to reply.